yes go on shorty show us your ■■■■ ,sorry couldn’t help myself 
With a few shunts I think I’d of got out of that gap after I’d super glued your ignition up .
Ha! OK guys, my bad. Seems I am the only driver on here who’s thoroughly unprofessional. Disgraceful; must book in for some additional training.
My mistake of course being to assume that some of you might have a sense of humour. How’s it looking on that moral high ground? 
its cold up here mate ,worry ye not
Sidevalve:
Ha! OK guys, my bad. Seems I am the only driver on here who’s thoroughly unprofessional.
Now you’re just being silly.
Sidevalve:
. How’s it looking on that moral high ground?
Bloody good mate, I can see the pub from here!
This pub made a wise choice when it picked this moral high ground. Mind you, I wouldn’t be seen in a lesser establishment…
Sidevalve:
Ha! OK guys, my bad. Seems I am the only driver on here who’s thoroughly unprofessional. Disgraceful; must book in for some additional training.My mistake of course being to assume that some of you might have a sense of humour. How’s it looking on that moral high ground?
when your that hight up its a long way down 
Contraflow:
Sidevalve:
Hannah Street, Porth if you want to look at Google Streetview and check out what it’s like for deliveringwith a 4-axle rigid before you spout your pompous crap on here.A 4-axle ridid you say? That’s like, one more axle than a 3-axle rigid and double the axles of a 2-axle rigid! I’m impressed.
I think we’ve got to the crux of the matter here.
Sidevalve, the amount of time and effort it took you to park your wagon up, dismount that moffet, park it under the damsel’s car, get back into your wagon and then reverse it right up to the damsel’s car suggests to me that you have what is commonly known as “Small Man Syndrome”.
Are you shorter than average? Do you have a receeding hairline? Do you have a micro-■■■■■?
I think yes to all three. Prove me wrong.
PMSL 
made my day