I’m going to Amsterdam today. DFDS Dunkirk, this afternoon. Bye. 
That’s nice dear.
Said it was random…LUV!
who came up with the nursery rhyme “three blind mice”?
well, it’s a bit tight, isn’t it.
three blind mice, see how they run.
well they’d probably run straight under a bus.
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? 
bigvern1:
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Black market sausages
Who was first to look at a cow and think “I’ll give them ■■■■ a pull and drink whatever comes out”.
OR
Who was first to see an egg come out of a chickens arse and think “I’ll eat that”.
Why do you never see a fat River Dancer 
Why do 24 hour shops have locks on the door?
who got the non stick bit to stick on frying pans ■■?
whats the difference between a ship and a boat?
whats the difference between a bridge and a tunnel?
Why do we say we are rat arsed?
If a truck crashes in the woods, does it make a sound?
What is a burdock? as in dandelion & burdock
How does a boneless chicken stand up
y dont they make air planes out of wotever they make the black box with
what is time?
what is the point of vosa 
lol
Why don’t they paint cars and trucks in the same stuff they use for snooker balls
Whenever I fill out an application form, in the part that says “In case of an emergency notify” … I put “DOCTOR”
“Why do you want to work for us?”… to earn money
Procrastination, a valid lifestyle choice.