Why do they build houses made out of light bits of wood where they get tornados and ones made out of heavy stone and concrete where they get earthquakes.
Why do most drivers think they can run the company better than the guy that owns it 
If, when you drop a cat onto the floor, it lands on its’ legs and you drop toast onto the floor, it lands butter-side down…what happens to a buttered cat?
Why do ‘supposedly’ disabled people have to park near the supermarket entrance and not another 50 yards away, but then walk 1/2 mile up & down the aisles?
RUNS FOR COVER, anyone got a tin hat I can borrow?
If blind people wear dark glasses, then why dont deaf people wear ear muffs?
Has anyone seen a packet of ‘cured’ ham and thought what the ■■■■ was wrong with it before??
There is a town in Pennsylvania named ■■■■■■■■■■■.
Firemen started using polls in 1878.
The most fatal car accidents happen on Saturday.
It is illegal for men to wear strapless dresses in Miami, Florida.
“Goodbye” came from “God bye” which came from “God be with you.”
If smoking kills people , then how does it cure Kippers ■■
Is this the thread I’m supposed to ignore?
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
When your asleep,where are the snakes …
Having ■■■ is like playing bridge
If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Coffeeholic:
Procrastination, a valid lifestyle choice.
I’ll think about that one tomorrow! 
bigvern1:
Coffeeholic:
Procrastination, a valid lifestyle choice.I’ll think about that one tomorrow!
Me too!
DadsRetired:
Who was first to look at a cow and think “I’ll give them ■■■■ a pull and drink whatever comes out”.OR
Who was first to see an egg come out of a chickens arse and think “I’ll eat that”.
LMAO!!! 