Years ago on Swifts I stopped in Toddington services for a break and as I left an attractive woman stood hitching a lift so I stopped, she only wanted to go to Newport Pagnell and she hopped in, she then asked “Do I know you ?”
“Err, no, I don’t think so”
“I mean have you ever sh***ed me ?”
“I think I would remember that” I said.
She then went on to tell me she was a prostitute and travelled the M! every week night. We talked for the short drive northward and she told me she averaged about 35 men a night 
As I pulled up in Newport Pagnell she was about to get out and asked “I don’t suppose you are interested are you ?”
“What and be number 36 ? I think not thank you” 
I wonder who was 36 that night ?
Probably that dirty old man Harry Monk.
I hope this helps.
Pat Hasler:
Years ago on Swifts I stopped in Toddington services for a break and as I left an attractive woman stood hitching a lift so I stopped, she only wanted to go to Newport Pagnell and she hopped in, she then asked “Do I know you ?”
“Err, no, I don’t think so”
“I mean have you ever sh***ed me ?”
“I think I would remember that” I said.
She then went on to tell me she was a prostitute and travelled the M! every week night. We talked for the short drive northward and she told me she averaged about 35 men a night
As I pulled up in Newport Pagnell she was about to get out and asked “I don’t suppose you are interested are you ?”
“What and be number 36 ? I think not thank you”
I wonder who was 36 that night ?
Nowt like stirring the porrige eh?
splitshift:
Winseer:
Dennisthemenace:
Muckaway:
Dennisthemenace:
Does anybody know some “fairies” around Northampton??To quote Elvis (why) “Are you lonesome tonight?”
As a trucker, I like pros…
Lonesome. Horrible word that. Sounds like a request from a pykee or a single collection of figures.
“Nothing Loath” is another one that bares my teeth.Let’s just mix the two, and ask people “Are you feeling loathsome tonight?”.
Maybe one does after some yard bird who smells of those coloured block things in the toilet…There’s so many pics one cannot post here as a warning - because they might cause offence!
Do’nt park in Canal Rd, Strood
gives a whole new meaning to posts starting with " to the so called professional…"
Pat Hasler:
Years ago on Swifts I stopped in Toddington services for a break and as I left an attractive woman stood hitching a lift so I stopped, she only wanted to go to Newport Pagnell and she hopped in, she then asked “Do I know you ?”
“Err, no, I don’t think so”
“I mean have you ever sh***ed me ?”
“I think I would remember that” I said.
She then went on to tell me she was a prostitute and travelled the M! every week night. We talked for the short drive northward and she told me she averaged about 35 men a night
As I pulled up in Newport Pagnell she was about to get out and asked “I don’t suppose you are interested are you ?”
“What and be number 36 ? I think not thank you”
I wonder who was 36 that night ?
If she counts a night as 12hrs thats one every 20mins, if her count was average (no, I said count ) it would be even more sometimes did she walk like she was riding a horse?
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Perhaps she got down to it during the “short drive” from Tods to Pags.?
It would have been interesting for the doggers to watch if it was done in the bunk and all! 
“Turn again Whittington - Lord Mayor of London. Turn again Whittington - Thrush, Clap and Oblivion.”
TerryDactyl.:
I’ve heard that in a couple of years these “ladies” will be in short supply, since they’ve brought in this PCPC (Prostitute Certificate of Professional Competence) certificate. It means that they have to undergo a minimum of 35 hours training every 5 years.They’ve got 'til 2014 to get it sorted. A lot of the “old hands” are just not going to bother and give up the game. They reckon it’s like teaching their grandmother to ■■■■…well…you know. Anyway, this probably means the “rates” will probably rise as the date gets closer, so make the most of it now.
At the end of the course will they have to do hands on experience and an oral test before they get the all clear 
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cieranc:
Pat Hasler:
Years ago on Swifts I stopped in Toddington services for a break and as I left an attractive woman stood hitching a lift so I stopped, she only wanted to go to Newport Pagnell and she hopped in, she then asked “Do I know you ?”
“Err, no, I don’t think so”
“I mean have you ever sh***ed me ?”
“I think I would remember that” I said.
She then went on to tell me she was a prostitute and travelled the M! every week night. We talked for the short drive northward and she told me she averaged about 35 men a night
As I pulled up in Newport Pagnell she was about to get out and asked “I don’t suppose you are interested are you ?”
“What and be number 36 ? I think not thank you”
I wonder who was 36 that night ?Nowt like stirring the porrige eh?
Sloppy seconds don’t sound too bad compared to sloppy 36 th’s
Wheel Nut:
I am surprised the Earl de Grey hasn’t been mentioned
How long ago did they concrete over the waste ground we parked on next door ?
E de G used to be my local when running up the Old Harbour, some right grotty dogs in there 
Wheel Nut:
I am surprised the Earl de Grey hasn’t been mentioned
if you mean the one in hull its been shut for a few years.
Opposite the marina
Wakey, wakey!! This topic should not be forgotten!..
Pat Hasler:
Years ago on Swifts I stopped in Toddington services for a break and as I left an attractive woman stood hitching a lift so I stopped, she only wanted to go to Newport Pagnell and she hopped in, she then asked “Do I know you ?”
“Err, no, I don’t think so”
“I mean have you ever sh***ed me ?”
“I think I would remember that” I said.
She then went on to tell me she was a prostitute and travelled the M! every week night. We talked for the short drive northward and she told me she averaged about 35 men a night
As I pulled up in Newport Pagnell she was about to get out and asked “I don’t suppose you are interested are you ?”
“What and be number 36 ? I think not thank you”
I wonder who was 36 that night ?
I bet it was as rough as a welders glove down there.