I’ve never gone near them myself, couldn’t be doing with all that !! 
skids:
Essexboy:
That’s what I love about trucknet topics like this!!Could a kind sole please pm these websites you are talking about as I have no idea where to find them cough
You have mail
I want a mail too… 
mucker85:
Dennisthemenace:
kr79:
I’m surprised Orys ain’t been on saying how poles make better brasses than British women.God knows, but Chinese are much better.
yeah but they make your mouth taste funny and you want another one a few hours later.
Few hours■■? 40 minutes…
the old parking place facing the orange tree pub just up road off j 10 m6 used be full of them
never parked there for years dont know if its still there even lol
Dennisthemenace:
skids:
Essexboy:
That’s what I love about trucknet topics like this!!Could a kind sole please pm these websites you are talking about as I have no idea where to find them cough
You have mail
I want a mail too…
I hope you have spelt that correctly.
A bloke on a bike woke me up one morning about 2am asking if I wanted to look at ■■■■ on his phone, I replied do you want shrink wrapping and pushing into the hedge bottom.
And what is it with blokes in cars flashing their break lights , effinn annoying.
I always keep a roll of shrink wrap on the seat, bloody hurt I know !
neil46:
Dennisthemenace:
skids:
Essexboy:
That’s what I love about trucknet topics like this!!Could a kind sole please pm these websites you are talking about as I have no idea where to find them cough
You have mail
I want a mail too…
I hope you have spelt that correctly.
You bet I did!!
kr79:
hgvhgv:
A friend of mine drives female escorts around for a living. He said he visits alot of lay bys for truckers!I know a bloke who used to do that and he is a right deviant. I asked him if he ever got paid in kind he said no I couldn’t they all smell of ■■■■ and wet wipes.
What about the women?
Muckaway:
kr79:
hgvhgv:
A friend of mine drives female escorts around for a living. He said he visits alot of lay bys for truckers!I know a bloke who used to do that and he is a right deviant. I asked him if he ever got paid in kind he said no I couldn’t they all smell of ■■■■ and wet wipes.
What about the women?
Does anybody know some “fairies” around Northampton??
Dennisthemenace:
Does anybody know some “fairies” around Northampton??
To quote Elvis (why) “Are you lonesome tonight?”
villa:
i wonder how much hand relief would cost
Depends whose hand it is!
bestbooties:
villa:
i wonder how much hand relief would costDepends whose hand it is!
how about yours love
Muckaway:
Dennisthemenace:
Does anybody know some “fairies” around Northampton??To quote Elvis (why) “Are you lonesome tonight?”
As a trucker, I like pros…
SmashedCrabFace:
Right, I’m off to the prostitute forum. They’ll appreciate me there. I’ll see you guys later.
Quality.
martinwf5:
A bloke on a bike woke me up one morning about 2am asking if I wanted to look at ■■■■ on his phone, I replied do you want shrink wrapping and pushing into the hedge bottom.And what is it with blokes in cars flashing their break lights , effinn annoying.
I always keep a roll of shrink wrap on the seat, bloody hurt I know !
Jeez, i’d wander if i’d dropped an acid tab if that happened to me.
I’d pay the gals £20 not to knock on my door and wake me up.
Bit of a shame though, I think fair play to the high class ones who charge a fair bit for the priviledge and do it somewhere nice and cosy but knocking on truckers doors just to make a living or the next syringe is a bit grim if you ask me. 
Not to rain on everyone’s parade, as you were.
wigan:
the old parking place facing the orange tree pub just up road off j 10 m6 used be full of themnever parked there for years dont know if its still there even lol
No, another good parking place gone, pub shut down sadly, had some good meals and good nights in there 
, and you are right you used to get a knock about every hour through night.
Cannon Park used to be quite busy
Never bothered myself but a few lads used to head up there.
I knew a lad who use to run around with one in his cab all week used to let her run round the truckparks.
Lots of lads got busted when there was a bird found murdered on the Middlesbrough road.
Cops suspected she worked Cannon Park so got CCTV of al the trucks parked there from local business’ and went knocking on house doors one Saturday morning.
I was parked in a laybye just off the A38
“Want some business love”
“Why what can you do with 26 ton of plastic this time of night”
Dennisthemenace:
Muckaway:
Dennisthemenace:
Does anybody know some “fairies” around Northampton??To quote Elvis (why) “Are you lonesome tonight?”
As a trucker, I like pros…
Lonesome. Horrible word that. Sounds like a request from a or a single collection of figures.
“Nothing Loath” is another one that bares my teeth.
Let’s just mix the two, and ask people “Are you feeling loathsome tonight?”.
Maybe one does after some yard bird who smells of those coloured block things in the toilet…
There’s so many pics one cannot post here as a warning - because they might cause offence! 
Winseer:
Dennisthemenace:
Muckaway:
Dennisthemenace:
Does anybody know some “fairies” around Northampton??To quote Elvis (why) “Are you lonesome tonight?”
As a trucker, I like pros…
Lonesome. Horrible word that. Sounds like a request from a or a single collection of figures.
“Nothing Loath” is another one that bares my teeth.Let’s just mix the two, and ask people “Are you feeling loathsome tonight?”.
Maybe one does after some yard bird who smells of those coloured block things in the toilet…There’s so many pics one cannot post here as a warning - because they might cause offence!
Do’nt park in Canal Rd, Strood 