Eastern euro lads still ■■■ in the grass,by the houses,and there is a porta loo with paper and you can wash your hands too,why??
toby1234abc:
Eastern euro lads still ■■■ in the grass,by the houses,and there is a porta loo with paper and you can wash your hands too,why??
At last he creates a thread about crap and not a crap thread.
Winnie the ■■■.
toby1234abc:
Winnie the ■■■.
You really shouldn’t be drinking adblue Toby…
Our service station parking areas stink of ■■■■. The french equivilant likewise. That rules us uk drivers out…
I think I’d rather do a bit of fly tipping than go in a portaloo, dreadful disease ridden things 
newmercman:
I think I’d rather do a bit of fly tipping than go in a portaloo, dreadful disease ridden things
When you have to push that handle back and forth before you start…and get someone elses turd bugs on your hands and the hand wash doesn’t work.
Definition of a Third World Country
Rising Poverty
Credit Rating Cut
Civil Rights Issues
Corruption
Military out on the Streets
Checkpoints
Media Control
Budget Cuts
Failing Infrastructure
Capital Punishment
God Bless America!
Wheel Nut:
Definition of a Third World CountryRising Poverty
Credit Rating Cut
Civil Rights Issues
Corruption
Military out on the Streets
Checkpoints
Media Control
Budget Cuts
Failing Infrastructure
Capital PunishmentGod Bless America!
Is this another racist thread? 
While our ■■■■ house was being rebuilt, we had a blue thunder box in the yard.
Was only there a day before it got a ratchet strap around it (with someone sat on the throne).
When we got bored of the lad banging on the door to get let out, we pushed it over.
When the gaffer asked what on earth was going on, Nick told him it just fell over, he thought it was the Tardis.
Wheel Nut:
Definition of a Third World CountryRising Poverty
Credit Rating Cut
Civil Rights Issues
Corruption
Military out on the Streets
Checkpoints
Media Control
Budget Cuts
Failing Infrastructure
Capital PunishmentGod Bless America!
I think you’re being very kind there, you make America sound far better than it is!
OMG not the blue Tardess. stuff that ide rather let loose in a bin bag.
pete8835:
OMG not the blue Tardess. stuff that ide rather let loose in a bin bag.
Surely that should be Turdis!
You could always give em the jackass bungee ride after strapping them in, haha.
weeto:
You could always give em the jackass bungee ride after strapping them in, haha.
Class 
After you have been sat on a portapotty you loose the feeling in your legs , must have to be 7ft tall to use one
There is a large nursary / growers company in Homestead FL with about 200 Mexican workers, both male and female who have to use one portapotty along with all the driver who are stuck there for about 2 days whilst they are being loaded. I was there for a weekend and it was about 90f and the thing was brimming full with no paper. I will leave it to you imagination to figure what it was like there.
Called a breakdown van out the other night at Dover, and the guy who turns up proceeds to ■■■■ on the wheels of the truck I’m driving FFS! 
(I’m only offended because he didn’t ask)
lightning:
Our service station parking areas stink of ■■■■. The french equivilant likewise. That rules us uk drivers out…
Well, UK stinks, northern French stinks, southern french not, Belgian stinks, Dutch stinks, German sometimes stinks, Polish are usually clean…
I would not be so sure to rule out British drivers (especially that I was to start another thread on this: I spent two hours recently on one services on M5, waiting for my office to call me about some job, I was parked in a lay by for long loads (as I didn’t wanted to block truck parking and my van is too long for car parking) and I was observing vans and trucks stopping behind me.
Of many of British ones, only two guys went to the building (but I wasn’t following them, they might be buying something), the rest just peed in the bushes and went their merry way.
There were also two non-british vehicles - Slovakian van (guy went to the building) and Hungarian 7.5 t (both guys went to the building).
And some time ago, remember when in my diary there was a bit about British driver sitting in his cab for 45 minutes, then pulling over the car park and peeing in the bushes? Half of the trucknet was defending him…
I like Britain for many things, but cleanliness is not one of them.
And I spend years hitchiking around Europe in my younger years, so I spend my fair share walking along the hard shoulders, and I can assure you that ■■■■ bottle is a British speciality.
But from the other hand: infrastructure does not help. Everywhere in Europe (except Belgium, maybe) you have plenty of this wee car parks where there is space for 5 to 10 trucks, 20 cars and wee unattended toilet… In UK you have to pull onto MSA, often via several traffic lights and roundabounts, then find the parking space, reverse into it, then walk 300 m to the building, then walk through all these crowds, people wanting you to join AA or RAC or sell you something, or just put some coins into their charity moneybox to the toilets, which are delibeately located in the futhers bit of the building to make you walk around these all shops (and buy half of them, off course, at least in the mind of the MSA designers) and then you have to walk all the way back to your vehicle to check if the tax disc hasn’t run out during that escapade…
I’ve noticed this too, South France doesn’t ram of ■■■■ at all, and the service areas are usually clean and tidy, even the traps.
You all need one of these bad boys.
