That’s funny 
but wouldn’t a bic razor be cheaper?
Much more hygenic than smearing it about with paper. Bum gun:
cieranc:
While our [zb] house was being rebuilt, we had a blue thunder box in the yard.
Was only there a day before it got a ratchet strap around it (with someone sat on the throne).
When we got bored of the lad banging on the door to get let out, we pushed it over.When the gaffer asked what on earth was going on, Nick told him it just fell over, he thought it was the Tardis.
Hahahahaha LMAO you can certainly get some humour mileage out of those portable thunder boxes! Maybe he ought to have called it the Turdis??
orys:
Well, UK stinks, northern French stinks, southern french not,
I definitely beg to differ, I’d say it stinks absolutely everywhere. The ■■■■ bottle is not a british specialty either. I’ve never been across la manche yet I see them everywhere as well.
I was sat at Northampton services the other day, and I saw 8 drivers pee in the bushes even though the building was just across the road, 3 were polish the rest were British (or uk reg trucks) and people wonder why drivers get a bad reputation!
orys:
lightning:
Our service station parking areas stink of ■■■■. The french equivilant likewise. That rules us uk drivers out…Well, UK stinks, northern French stinks, southern french not, Belgian stinks, Dutch stinks, German sometimes stinks, Polish are usually clean…
Funny how that is the route the Poles take to the UK. And Poland is clean because all the dirty ■■■■■■■ are over here.
I have mentioned before about when I parked at an esso garage at Bicester for the night and the place was full of rubbish and human excrement even though there was a wheely bin and toilets on site. I took a look through the rubbish and it was mostley East European food/beer tins. I parked there all week didnt turn a wheel because I was on a lowloader and the winch gangs came to me to unload/load and most of the overnight parking was foreigners.
But of course silly me im being a racist troll so carry on chaps!!
Esso/Little Chef, Bicester; Not uncommon for the building site entrance nextdoor to have a Bulgarian Baby abandoned in the entrance…
British divers are no better than any others in this or any other regard. I see as many brits peeing next to their trucks as foreigners, but brits do tend to restrict it to peeing while some of the others don’t.
It makes it unpleasant when having to lie under the truck to do repairs.
Anyone see that portaloo in batleys cambuslang, id be feart to use it in case of arse ■■■■■■ off some black guy. Looks well dodgy
msgyorkie:
orys:
lightning:
Our service station parking areas stink of ■■■■. The french equivilant likewise. That rules us uk drivers out…Well, UK stinks, northern French stinks, southern french not, Belgian stinks, Dutch stinks, German sometimes stinks, Polish are usually clean…
Funny how that is the route the Poles take to the UK. And Poland is clean because all the dirty [zb] are over here.
I have mentioned before about when I parked at an esso garage at Bicester for the night and the place was full of rubbish and human excrement even though there was a wheely bin and toilets on site. I took a look through the rubbish and it was mostley East European food/beer tins. I parked there all week didnt turn a wheel because I was on a lowloader and the winch gangs came to me to unload/load and most of the overnight parking was foreigners.
But of course silly me im being a racist troll so carry on chaps!!
funny breed the Poles. A few years back they would happily queue for miles for some rationed mouldy turnips out of the local corner shop. Then the EU steps in, they suddenly are happy to shove you right out the way to work for peanuts.
That’s the commodity market for you I guess 
msgyorkie:
orys:
lightning:
Our service station parking areas stink of ■■■■. The french equivilant likewise. That rules us uk drivers out…Well, UK stinks, northern French stinks, southern french not, Belgian stinks, Dutch stinks, German sometimes stinks, Polish are usually clean…
Funny how that is the route the Poles take to the UK.
Yeah, exactly, this is how I know it so well. And suprisingly there is plenty of Poles on the whole stretch, yet the dirtiness of the laybys is smaller where the likeness of meeting British driver is lower.
And Poland is clean because all the dirty [zb] are over here.
It was also clean when they all were there.
I have mentioned before about when I parked at an esso garage at Bicester for the night and the place was full of rubbish and human excrement even though there was a wheely bin and toilets on site. I took a look through the rubbish and it was mostley East European food/beer tins. I parked there all week didnt turn a wheel because I was on a lowloader and the winch gangs came to me to unload/load and most of the overnight parking was foreigners.
But of course silly me im being a racist troll so carry on chaps!!
Oh, I sorry. i don’t have argument for that. I don’t have a habit to digg through rubbish. Did you dig right through to the bottom of it? Maybe it was Eatern only on the top, and at the bottom there were French tins? I also cant’ tell if extrements are Eastern or Western European… How do you recognizing it? Eastern European ■■■ smells of cabbage or what? 
Being serious: guys, it’s FACT. Britain is dirty. It’s the only coutry I saw road signs saying “do not litter” “picking your litter put workers life in risk” and so on. Off course, you can find dirty places in every country, but it’s Britain where every second industrial estate can be used as scenography to some post-apocaliptic movie. It’s the only coutnry where I was unable to reverese back to the ramp beacuse of the pile of rubbish that was lying under it…
It’s not that I am anti-British - I live here, because I like it, and I think many things here are great. But not the cleanless sorry. The dirtiness of the British roadside car parks is the first thing that strucks me when I come to Britain. Poland is much cleaner (altough has other disadvantages, for example first thing you see when entering Poland is hundreds of these adverts and billboards everywhere, to such extend that your eyes hurt - so as you see, I am not saying that Poland is great and Britain is bad. Each country has some problems it should work on, in Poland it’s advertising in public space, in Britain it’s cleanless. Denying it is not the option. Sending army of litter pickers also do not solve the problem. People’s mentality has to change.
Also as for the eastern european rubbish - have you ever heard about theory of broken glass? There was some psychological experiment: if you break one window, or put one graffiti, soon the whole area will be devastated. This is how it works. I always put my own litter to the tesco bag and bin it later, but many people (no matter Eastern or Western European) will just throw their stuff away if it’s dirty already and won’t dare to do it, when it’s clean.
ironstipper:
funny breed the Poles. A few years back they would happily queue for miles for some rationed mouldy turnips out of the local corner shop. Then the EU steps in, they suddenly are happy to shove you right out the way to work for peanuts.
Funy breed the Britons… They can’t keep their own country clean, yet they think that they are better and some other nations are only good to “queue for rationed mouldy turnips” 