Bucket N a Bin bag or proper porta Loo… stuff that all you need is sum industrial cling film place it in passenger foot well, Face the passenger seat squat and hold onto said seat, wet wipes in door pocket, wrap it up then place on next trucks bottom door step Theres ya Alarm call in the Morning 
. Or just drop a log under the Tlr.
Legend_Scania:
If VOSA knocked you can say
I’m tipping just doing the paperworkTaking off ■■■■■■■ in cab think it was muck idea
What truck all that stuff in? Looks nice
Mercedes benz actros
Stuck in a traffic jam on the M23 many moons ago I needed a poop like hell, as I hadn’t moved in 30 minutes I jumped in the side door of the box van I was driving, crapped in a sheey of plastic, used some tissues, rolled it all up and taped it so it didn’t leak, stuck it in the door well of my can to dispose of later, stopped at a bus stop in Croydon and stuck the whole mess in the letter bin on the bus stop post right in front of about 15 people waiting for a bus. It was mid july and quite hot. … I wonder how long they stood there ?
Most people with motorhomes only use the toilet for peeing.
fingermissing:
Mercedes benz actros
It has exactly the same steering wheel as my Cascadia 
(Probably because Merc own Frieghtliner)/
fingermissing:
Legend_Scania:
If VOSA knocked you can say
I’m tipping just doing the paperworkTaking off ■■■■■■■ in cab think it was muck idea
What truck all that stuff in? Looks nice
Mercedes benz actros
Cheers
Looks a good idea people can see when your on the bog 
Pat Hasler:
When I worked for St Anne’s transport there was a dirty, filthy, smelly, disgusting, vile turd of a pig who carried one in his cab. The company had to steam clean and fumigate his cab when he left, it stunk worse than a Skunk and there were crap stains on the floor. I would rather walk a mile to find so loo’s or even better make sure you are parked nearer som than use one of those disgusting things.
You all need to speak to the owner of The Red Lion and tell him you need 24 hours facilities.
But he was clearly a dirty [zb], but i’m not i don’t crap on the floor that is what the toilet is for.
Harry Monk:
It seems a lot more expensive than a roll of bin liners and an empty Sunny Delight bottle, and you don’t need chemicals for those either, just a bin.
How disgusting is that, some poor sod has to empty the bin with all your smelly crap in it, I think my way is better.
Harry Monk:
It seems a lot more expensive than a roll of bin liners and an empty Sunny Delight bottle, and you don’t need chemicals for those either, just a bin.
Sunny delight, you serious? the lids are crap, Lucozade bottles is the best for the job. Nice big hole to aim for, as long as you remember which bottle you did it in, no one can tell. looks the same.
C10HOO:
Harry Monk:
It seems a lot more expensive than a roll of bin liners and an empty Sunny Delight bottle, and you don’t need chemicals for those either, just a bin.Sunny delight, you serious? the lids are crap, Lucozade bottles is the best for the job. Nice big hole to aim for, as long as you remember which bottle you did it in, no one can tell. looks the same.
I see your lucazade bottle and raise you an oasis bottle!
merc0447:
C10HOO:
Harry Monk:
It seems a lot more expensive than a roll of bin liners and an empty Sunny Delight bottle, and you don’t need chemicals for those either, just a bin.Sunny delight, you serious? the lids are crap, Lucozade bottles is the best for the job. Nice big hole to aim for, as long as you remember which bottle you did it in, no one can tell. looks the same.
I see your lucazade bottle and raise you an oasis bottle!
I see your Oasis bottle and raise you a Comfort bottle! 
msgyorkie:
merc0447:
C10HOO:
Harry Monk:
It seems a lot more expensive than a roll of bin liners and an empty Sunny Delight bottle, and you don’t need chemicals for those either, just a bin.Sunny delight, you serious? the lids are crap, Lucozade bottles is the best for the job. Nice big hole to aim for, as long as you remember which bottle you did it in, no one can tell. looks the same.
I see your lucazade bottle and raise you an oasis bottle!
I see your Oasis bottle and raise you a Comfort bottle!
Why not stop for 5 mins and use a proper toilet.
I came of j5 M6 at Castle Brom on Wednesday morning to meet another driver and give him
A cpl of pallets,where I`d pulled up by the kerb some filthy tramp had dropped a Tesco bag
full of ■■■■ on the road and the rest of the rubbish in the hedge. Dirty Filthy scutters 
ps. dont think it was actually full of ■■■■,just a figure of speech 
like a lot of the drivers ya
meet these days 
msgyorkie:
merc0447:
C10HOO:
Harry Monk:
It seems a lot more expensive than a roll of bin liners and an empty Sunny Delight bottle, and you don’t need chemicals for those either, just a bin.Sunny delight, you serious? the lids are crap, Lucozade bottles is the best for the job. Nice big hole to aim for, as long as you remember which bottle you did it in, no one can tell. looks the same.
I see your lucazade bottle and raise you an oasis bottle!
I see your Oasis bottle and raise you a Comfort bottle!
but why would you have a comfort bottle with you? This is the answer you’re looking for
nycib.org/nycib/product.html
C10HOO:
msgyorkie:
merc0447:
C10HOO:
Harry Monk:
It seems a lot more expensive than a roll of bin liners and an empty Sunny Delight bottle, and you don’t need chemicals for those either, just a bin.Sunny delight, you serious? the lids are crap, Lucozade bottles is the best for the job. Nice big hole to aim for, as long as you remember which bottle you did it in, no one can tell. looks the same.
I see your lucazade bottle and raise you an oasis bottle!
I see your Oasis bottle and raise you a Comfort bottle!
but why would you have a comfort bottle with you? This is the answer you’re looking for
nycib.org/nycib/product.html
Why pay when an empty comfort bottle is free!
just neck some diarrea ills during the week if you think your gonna get caught out… works a treat ;
On behalf of the Red Lion TruckStop Northampton, I would like to apologise for the inconvenience caused during the refurb. We DO have 24 hour toilets and wash facilities, but we are currently trying to revamp the outside/night toilets, by adding a new urinal, seperate toilet cubical and wash facilities. The Toilet is operational and toilet paper, etc can be obtained from the secuirty guard on site, but the rest is still work in progress and will be fully open very soon.
I will try and upload some pictures of the outside/night toilets as soon as i can, along with the new shower block being built.
Can the training for the use of the portapotti be used for the DCPC,how many hours?What about securing the potty,what size straps,and how much for the Vosa fine for an ADR haz load with the poop with no scoop.?
merc0447:
hONKING MAN! Whats wrong with a bucket and a bin bag dont need to carry this disgusting thing in your cab
How can it be disgusting with the proper chemicals, I think it’s a lot more hygienic than a bucket and a bin liner.
C10HOO:
msgyorkie:
merc0447:
C10HOO:
Harry Monk:
It seems a lot more expensive than a roll of bin liners and an empty Sunny Delight bottle, and you don’t need chemicals for those either, just a bin.Sunny delight, you serious? the lids are crap, Lucozade bottles is the best for the job. Nice big hole to aim for, as long as you remember which bottle you did it in, no one can tell. looks the same.
I see your lucazade bottle and raise you an oasis bottle!
I see your Oasis bottle and raise you a Comfort bottle!
but why would you have a comfort bottle with you? This is the answer you’re looking for
nycib.org/nycib/product.html
A FIVER! EACH! They are taking THE ■■■■.
Hey guys take a look at my BOG.
I do pee pee in it 