harry_gill:
hiya ,
getting a bit off course aren’t we? i thought this was about a polish chap having a pony and trap out of his window , don’t believe it for a minute , i do believe the div who admitted smoking rubbish was halucinating and is the the one who should be ostricised and pulled to bits , thanks harry long retired .
I feel that now’s the time to say that: some of you are right, this thread was purely a joke. I never saw a polish guy, or any other guy taking a crap out of his cab, i was just bored and wanted to post a thread! Cheers lads you made me chuckle!!! And just for the record, i’ve never touched drugs in my life and dont plan too!!!
This post,after a dodgy start,has turned out to be just about the most interesting,and amusing one that I have read on TNUK.I have had some of the best laughs that I have `had for a long time reading about the contortions required ,in order to have a mobile pony.Insofar as my views on Polish immigrants to this country are concerned,be they drivers,or whatever, my earliest posts on this site, were in support of Orys, when he was under attack .I do not need to repeat them.This post subject has turned out to be a cracker, it should be archived,as a testament to what the British,and Polish contributors to TNUK can do when they get their act together.BTW Orys, when are you due to release that “bus bus, bus” song. It would be bound to get " Dix Pointes" from the Eastern Europeans on the Eurovision Song Contest.
whilst carry ing out breakdown work on trucks i can confirm the following.
1.someone IS ■■■■■■■■ in laybys whether via the window or just getting out and dumping on the floor.as an english driver i was with whilst dicovering what i thought was dog crap all over the target work area he added’yes maybe,but dogs generally don’t wipe their arse’.
2.everyone wee’s up the wheel in the services.i have clarified this by noticing ALL wheels have wee on them when changing brake pads and the like and i have to keep a special reflective coat just for the services.yes,it stinks of ■■■■.(not mine).
3.foriegn drivers we meet are pretty much crap.but we have a captive audience of out of fuels(even though they have 1200 litre tanks-try getting 50 litres of fuel to be picked up from the bottom of an 8ft long tank),no power(yes mate try using the other 4 gears in high range and they split as well),wheels falling off,unable to fit the bald spare wheel as it is seized into the rack,running out of money/unable to pay for fuel put into tank,stuck in mud/fields/under bridges/in country lanes/peoples gardens etc.
4.english drivers we meet can be real plonkers too.including one this week who was going out on an urgent run in the spare motor in the yard of one of my customers.jump started him,he then moved about 60 ft to where his trailer was reversed up to it and stopped and turned it off.so i jump started him again.he reversed under trailer then jumped out and yes,turned it off again.
however,all this fun and frolics keeps our wheels turning…so long may it all continue.
dirty devil 666:
I parked up in a very wide lay-by the other night, which i do on the odd occasion i have nights out! Only coz sleeping in narrow lay-bys gives me the [zb]!! And i happened to park up right between two polish truck drivers. After watching some garbage on BBC 1, where, you miss 3 months and watch it a week later and you’ve caught up, i decided to have a **JAMAICAN WOODBINE?!**Half way through i noticed one of the polish truckies hanging his arse out of the cab and promptly doing what is known as a [zb]! I think these guys and other european truckies should be shot!? Anybody agree??
nick it for a couple of mine and this one tastes sweet…
dirty devil 666:
I parked up in a very wide lay-by the other night, which i do on the odd occasion i have nights out! Only coz sleeping in narrow lay-bys gives me the [zb]!! And i happened to park up right between two polish truck drivers. After watching some garbage on BBC 1, where, you miss 3 months and watch it a week later and you’ve caught up, i decided to have a **JAMAICAN WOODBINE?!**Half way through i noticed one of the polish truckies hanging his arse out of the cab and promptly doing what is known as a [zb]! I think these guys and other european truckies should be shot!? Anybody agree??
nicked it for a couple of mine (posts) and this one tastes sweet…