Police Crackdown

RoadsRat:

Sir +:

RoadsRat:

akaday:
I’ve skimmed through this and if I’m reading it right (and I have been drinking) A copper has come on a trucker forum and is shocked to be getting the flying ■■■■ taken out of him.
And yet we are the stupid ones. Move on son!!

I fully expected it, that’s why I joined! :smiley:

And actively encouraging it. A troll,and not a very good one.And an even worse example of a police officer if,indeed you are one - which I severely doubt. I hope people soon stop taking you seriously,because you’re not doing the constabulary any favours.

No, not a troll.

I knew there was an anti-police attitude here so I knew what I was letting myself in for.

I was hoping to correct the often incorrect info that’s posted.

There’s an anti-police attitude amongst everyone that isn’t either in the police or immediately related to someone that is.

RoadsRat:

Goaty:

Well I did spend 20 odd years in the military previously! :wink:

Text book. Improves credence among the great unwashed and looks great on “Stormtroopers with cameras”.

You’re rather cynical, and pathetic.

Feelings mutual you prick.

Goaty:

RoadsRat:

Goaty:

Well I did spend 20 odd years in the military previously! :wink:

Text book. Improves credence among the great unwashed and looks great on “Stormtroopers with cameras”.

You’re rather cynical, and pathetic.

Feelings mutual you prick.

^^^ :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

RoadsRat:
With respect, your grammar isn’t top notch.

Blimey, he’s in the Grammar Police too! :open_mouth:

Got to give him credit though - He’s been the best troll we’ve had in ages :sunglasses:

Certainly kept me entertained :laughing:

RoadsRat:
Re the uneducated point. With respect, your grammar isn’t top notch.


The only badge ratboy owns.

Contraflow:

RoadsRat:

Contraflow:
He did say earlier that he is a Central Motorway Police Group officer.

I never said that. Stop inventing stuff.

Earlier…

RoadsRat:

scotstrucker:
…i presume your one of the cmpg officers roadsrat

If you mean the CMPG unmarked truck, then yes.

So confirming that a police force still uses a particular vehicle, automatically makes you a member of that force? :confused:

With detective skills that good, your talents are wasted as a truck driver. :unamused:

Contraflow:
RoadsRat, if you are a CMPG officer, or have anything to do with the CMPG (like you claimed you did earlier), you’ll be able to answer this simple question easily.

Which of these is a CMPG inspector?
a) Inspector Bramley
b) Inspector Bentley
c) Inspector Bingley
d) Inspector Broadley

I don’t think the answer is readily available online, I know the answer from my own dealings with the CMPG. :wink:

Answering correctly won’t conclusively prove you are who you say you are but failing to answer correctly will prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that you are full of [zb].

So, let’s play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

:smiley:

Never claimed to have anything to do with CMPG. As one of the more intelligent members on here, you’ve really let yourself down. All I said was that CMPG still use their unmarked truck. :unamused:

What a pointless quiz! Even getting the answer correct isn’t enough. :laughing:

No option of 50/50, phone a friend or ask the audience? :frowning:

Anyway, the answer is b. Insp Andy Bentley.

How do I claim my million quid? You’d better pay up! :smiling_imp:

Own Account Driver:

RoadsRat:

Sir +:

RoadsRat:

akaday:
I’ve skimmed through this and if I’m reading it right (and I have been drinking) A copper has come on a trucker forum and is shocked to be getting the flying ■■■■ taken out of him.
And yet we are the stupid ones. Move on son!!

I fully expected it, that’s why I joined! :smiley:

And actively encouraging it. A troll,and not a very good one.And an even worse example of a police officer if,indeed you are one - which I severely doubt. I hope people soon stop taking you seriously,because you’re not doing the constabulary any favours.

No, not a troll.

I knew there was an anti-police attitude here so I knew what I was letting myself in for.

I was hoping to correct the often incorrect info that’s posted.

There’s an anti-police attitude amongst everyone that isn’t either in the police or immediately related to someone that is.

No there isn’t. They also don’t hide behind a keyboard and type insults.

Goaty:

RoadsRat:

Goaty:

Well I did spend 20 odd years in the military previously! :wink:

Text book. Improves credence among the great unwashed and looks great on “Stormtroopers with cameras”.

You’re rather cynical, and pathetic.

Feelings mutual you prick.

I’m glad we understand each other.

Harry Monk:

RoadsRat:
With respect, your grammar isn’t top notch.

Blimey, he’s in the Grammar Police too! :open_mouth:

No. I just find it ironic that a member calls another member uneducated, yet said member has the grammar skills of an eight year old.

But just you keep defending your ilk Harry, there’s a good lad.

ThrustMaster:

RoadsRat:
Re the uneducated point. With respect, your grammar isn’t top notch.


The only badge ratboy owns.

You sound jealous. :wink:

the maoster:
Well you’ve brightened things up Roadsrat that’s for sure.

I think you are really a policeman.

Does that get me a ‘get out of jail free’ card? :wink:

Let me get back to you on that! :wink:

RoadsRat:
Anyway, the answer is b. Insp Andy Bentley.

You’ve surprised me RoadsRat. I’ve gone from thinking you might be genuine pork to then thinking there’s no way you’re genuine pork and now I’m back to thinking you might very well be genuine pork again. :smiley:

For the benefit of everybody else, Inspector Bentley is indeed the correct answer.

I’m still not totally convinced though. You’re like a poor quality sausage to me at the moment; about 50% pork. :wink:

Contraflow:

RoadsRat:
Anyway, the answer is b. Insp Andy Bentley.

You’ve surprised me RoadsRat. I’ve gone from thinking you might be genuine pork to then thinking there’s no way you’re genuine pork and now I’m back to thinking you might very well be genuine pork again. :smiley:

For the benefit of everybody else, Inspector Bentley is indeed the correct answer.

I’m still not totally convinced though. You’re like a poor quality sausage to me at the moment; about 50% pork. :wink:

He is easy to find on a google search :laughing:
I still call a 14/15 year old having a laugh.

The zb (community copper) who lived across the road from mev :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: would never switch off,even on his days off his curtains would be twitching,he’d go walking the streets on a evening checking his zb neighbours tax discs(his mrs wondered why no-one would attend her parties/they’d never get a invite to neighbours),road rat ain’t a copper,he wouldn’t be wasting his spare time on here when there’s a chance he could boost his figures up out there :unamused: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

att:
He is easy to find on a google search :laughing:

Ah, so he is. :blush:

I guess that renders that test null and void then. :smiley:

RoadsRat:

harry:
mick you full of [zb]. :laughing:
They have brainwashed you to believe you will never lose an argument & you will always be right. You lost the debate when you resorted to name calling & personal attacks. It worked when you had the blue stuff on but in the real world you have to face the fact that you are a sad uneducated small minded [zb]( without a uniform) :laughing:

Well Harry, seems you are rather partial to dishing out personal attacks.

Re the uneducated point. With respect, your grammar isn’t top notch.

The grammar was deliberately simplified so that Scotland Yard would understand it, but the dogmatic way you read record & contest every point on this thread worries me. Definitely not winning hearts & minds.Put on your size 10’s along with your jacket & hat & get down the crossing ,kids 'll soon be going to school.Remember you don’t get paid for posting on here.Maybe you wanted to test the water? now you know… v.cold!
I expect you are sharpening your indelible pencil & will be replying in triplicate? :laughing:

Hi Roadsrat, I think i’m right in thinking you served at some point in the Forces. Just to confirm you are not a 14 year old troll ( :wink: ), i’d like to ask you two technical questions:

  1. On the SA 80, there is somewhere on it a small plastic flap incorporating a spring. What is this called and what is it for?

  2. If I said to you that I had found too much “gunge” somewhere, what might I be referring to?

:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:

Contraflow:

RoadsRat:
Anyway, the answer is b. Insp Andy Bentley.

You’ve surprised me RoadsRat. I’ve gone from thinking you might be genuine pork to then thinking there’s no way you’re genuine pork and now I’m back to thinking you might very well be genuine pork again. :smiley:

For the benefit of everybody else, Inspector Bentley is indeed the correct answer.

I’m still not totally convinced though. You’re like a poor quality sausage to me at the moment; about 50% pork. :wink:

Pork? :unamused:

As I confirmed, answering the question correctly was pointless.