Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.
“Hey, bud, how are ya?”
“I’m good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!”
“Well, I’m glad you like her. Believe it or not, she’s a robot!”
“No way, how could that be?”
“Way! She’s the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left ■■■, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right ■■■, she types a letter. And that’s not all, she can have ■■■, too!”
“Holy ■■■■! You’re kidding, right?”
“No, she’s something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her.”
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming “Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp” Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
The guy says, “■■■■! I forgot to tell him her ■■■ is a pencil sharpener!”
