Try This

[anoraknaphobia]

You will have to turn the speakers up to hear this, it’s a bit quiet. http://www.rabailkal.com/hypnose.htm

[kitkat]

yep you got me on that one

[innit]

jesus i think i,ve just s**** myself

[rob_k]

Done before. Warning, don’t show to young children

[margatemafia]

now i have put my heart back where it should be i am laughing my nuts off!!! very good anarak

[pat_hasler]

Does anyone have any toilet roll handy

[bigrig24]

yes very good but my heart went through the wall im teaching english in japan at the moment so i tried it on the private students but they gave me a slappin

[ladytrucker679]

Welcome bigrig24!

[bigrig24]

thanks for the welcome hows haulage at the moment have the rates gone up yet ?

[coffeeholic]

bigrig24:
8) thanks for the welcome hows haulage at the moment have the rates gone up yet ?

Looks like we have a winner in the Best Joke of the Year category.