You will have to turn the speakers up to hear this, it’s a bit quiet. 
 http://www.rabailkal.com/hypnose.htm
yep you got me on that one 
 
 
 
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jesus i think i,ve just s**** myself 
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Done before. Warning, don’t show to young children 
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now i have put my heart back where it should be i am laughing my nuts off!!! 
 
 
 
 
 very good anarak
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yes very good but my heart went through the wall im teaching english in japan at the moment so i tried it on the private students but they gave me a slappin 
 
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 thanks for the welcome hows haulage at the moment have the rates gone up yet ? ![]()
bigrig24:
8)thanks for the welcome hows haulage at the moment have the rates gone up yet ?
Looks like we have a winner in the Best Joke of the Year category. 
 
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