Roses are red, violets are glorious, don’t try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!
Oscar pistorius is buggered. He hasn’t got a leg to stand on in court.
Surely Oscar Pistorius can’t be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines Day and shoot all over his girlfriend’s face while imagining she was someone else?
Police in South Africa investigating Oscar Pistorius girlfriend’s death report that a man between 3’ 8’’ and 9’ 6’’ was seen running from the scene.
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder.
I had the best valentines day ever. I had ■■■ with the most gorgeous fit blonde I have ever seen.
Being the mortuary assistant in Pretoria has its perks.
I have to admit when I hear the headline legless sports star shoots wife I feared the worse for Sheryl Gascoigne
She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
bald bloke:
I personally think he’ll get away with it in another O.J. Simpson type way you wait and see.
it seems like the arresting detective has more to worry about then Oscar
The timing of the issues with the detective being raised seems a bit strange.
As for Pistorius’s story.The lights were off he was scared to switch them on.They were sharing a bed.He thought she was still there.He takes a gun having thought he heard someone in the bathroom and shoots a load of bullets into the door,and then called out afterwards to find out where she was,yeah right and everyone thinks that shows that he’s innocent.But the arresting copper is now under suspicion of shooting someone else.
Harry he seems to have two legs it’s just his feet that are missing.Some say he shot himself in both feet by accident when he jumped out of bed in the dark with a gun to shoot one of his ex girlfriends because she was in the bathroom when she should have been in bed with him.
