Witnesses in the Oscar Pistorius trial have said they saw a sawn off man with a shotgun
“If you’d had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it.” I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.
Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
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South African police have installed state of the art technology outside the bail address of Oscar Pistorius to ensure he doesn’t leave.
A cattle grid.