Can we have one a day kindle ?
Used to by the Viz years ago and that cartoon makes me want to start buying it again
Do they still do “top tips” 
Suedehead:
Used to by the Viz years ago and that cartoon makes me want to start buying it again
Do they still do “top tips”
Use to be a page on fb but not seen it pop up for time 
was some good ones on it
lol
bigvern1:
lol
Top Tips
MEN. Make women think you are a good lover by cutting scratches in your back with a fork before walking shirtless along the beach.
Les Washington, Camberley
COUCH POTATOES. When eating Pringles, conserve energy by removing them from the tube two at a time but only taking half a bite. Hey Pesto! You are eating the same amount of Pringles for only half of the arm movements.
Wooly, Seaham
SINGLE MEN. Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occassionally glancing inside.
Tubbs, e-mail
FOOL POTENTIAL car thieves into thinking there is a large dog in your parked vehicle by leaving the windows slightly open.
George Thrakes, Chester-Le-Street
kindle530:
Top Tips
MEN. Make women think you are a good lover by cutting scratches in your back with a fork before walking shirtless along the beach.
Les Washington, CamberleyCOUCH POTATOES. When eating Pringles, conserve energy by removing them from the tube two at a time but only taking half a bite. Hey Pesto! You are eating the same amount of Pringles for only half of the arm movements.
Wooly, SeahamSINGLE MEN. Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occassionally glancing inside.
Tubbs, e-mailFOOL POTENTIAL car thieves into thinking there is a large dog in your parked vehicle by leaving the windows slightly open.
George Thrakes, Chester-Le-Street
Kin quality
Can remember one from years back, that went along the lines of . . . Make your car look like a taxi(from a distance) by sellotaping an empty cornflakes box on the roof.
Suedehead:
kindle530:
Top Tips
MEN. Make women think you are a good lover by cutting scratches in your back with a fork before walking shirtless along the beach.
Les Washington, CamberleyCOUCH POTATOES. When eating Pringles, conserve energy by removing them from the tube two at a time but only taking half a bite. Hey Pesto! You are eating the same amount of Pringles for only half of the arm movements.
Wooly, SeahamSINGLE MEN. Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occassionally glancing inside.
Tubbs, e-mailFOOL POTENTIAL car thieves into thinking there is a large dog in your parked vehicle by leaving the windows slightly open.
George Thrakes, Chester-Le-StreetKin quality
Can remember one from years back, that went along the lines of . . . Make your car look like a taxi(from a distance) by sellotaping an empty cornflakes box on the roof.
Here one off a viz top tip off ta fb group
SIMULATE a Rolling Stones gig by watching your grandad strum a guitar from a distance of 3km & burning your life’s savings.
So I when out and got Viz to have a read
Here some top tips from 224 issue
INDIANS. when sending smoke signals, if you wish to highlight your MSG in bold, chuck a tyre onto your fire
OFFICE WORKERS. Bring Jeremy Kyle type controversy to meetings by storming out when ever yo hear something you don’t agree with
CHINESE. Wizards and Witches. A chopstick makes an ideal wand
bigvern1:
Enjoy…mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/vi … est-427354
CYCLISTS: Avoid getting a sore behind by simply placing a naan bread over your saddle. This will comfort your ride and when you return home, hey presto! A warm snack.
Suedehead:
Used to by the Viz years ago and that cartoon makes me want to start buying it again
Do they still do “top tips”
Yeah I picked a copy today and it’s in there
