Oldest member on this forum.Also wit and wisdom!

[norman_ingram]

Hey watch it you two, myself is slightly fatter than my wallet these days. As for the crane I have my diploma to operate one of those, from Cole’s crane’s of Sunderland so I can lower myself in any position, with or without the crane! Ps another bowling mate passed on.

[dave_the_renegade]

Don’t worry about being fat or the wallet being fat either Norm.At least unlike your bowling mate you are still breathing .
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart.

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately .
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart.

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately .
Cheers Dave.

Which one

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart.

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately .
Cheers Dave.

Which one

Can’t really say Norm.Its a bit of a guessing game,unless someone else has the answer .
Cheers Dave.

[sammyopisite]

I hope you recall the old saying " give them enough rope and they will hang themselves " Ang could be lurking and waiting and thats the reason I have abstained as I am quite capable of getting myself into enough trouble with any help from wind up merchants
cheers Johnnie

[dave_the_renegade]

sammyopisite:
I hope you recall the old saying " give them enough rope and they will hang themselves " Ang could be lurking and waiting and thats the reason I have abstained as I am quite capable of getting myself into enough trouble with any help from wind up merchants
cheers Johnnie

Very wise and very true Johnnie.Haven’t seen her on here either of late.Maybe just maybe,perhaps I will heed your warning .
Cheers Dave.

[lawrence_dunbar]

Come on lads Ange is loveley, I dont think she will have any probs getting a bloke, Ive met her and she is a very charming laid back lady, so if she wants to lay low for a while, just let her her doe her own thing, Im sure when she is readey she will come back on this thread & we will all welcome her, I certainley will.Regards Larry.

[animal]

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart.

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately .
Cheers Dave.

Which one

Now that would be telling

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:
I hope you recall the old saying " give them enough rope and they will hang themselves " Ang could be lurking and waiting and thats the reason I have abstained as I am quite capable of getting myself into enough trouble with any help from wind up merchants
cheers Johnnie

Very wise and very true Johnnie.Haven’t seen her on here either of late.Maybe just maybe,perhaps I will heed your warning .
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Lawrence Dunbar:
Come on lads Ange is loveley, I dont think she will have any probs getting a bloke, Ive met her and she is a very charming laid back lady, so if she wants to lay low for a while, just let her her doe her own thing, Im sure when she is readey she will come back on this thread & we will all welcome her, I certainley will.Regards Larry.

Nope still single

[harry_gill]

hiya,
I once asked a much younger lady if she would go out with me,
she said I was too young, or I think that’s what she meant,
I recall her telling me to grow up.
thanks harry long retired.

[norman_ingram]

animal:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Come on lads Ange is loveley, I dont think she will have any probs getting a bloke, Ive met her and she is a very charming laid back lady, so if she wants to lay low for a while, just let her her doe her own thing, Im sure when she is readey she will come back on this thread & we will all welcome her, I certainley will.Regards Larry.

Nope still single

Ang we was afraid you had got like Demi Moore and wasted away

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart.

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately .
Cheers Dave.

Which one

Now that would be telling

Good to see you back,you must have been on holiday…or on a driving job .
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart.

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately .
Cheers Dave.

Which one

Now that would be telling

Good to se you back,you must have been on holiday…or on a driving job .
Cheers Dave.

Ang if you have been away selecting the man of your dreams, if you do get wed, can me and Harry be page boy’s. Well there is only a year between us!

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart.

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately .
Cheers Dave.

Which one

Now that would be telling

Good to see you back,you must have been on holiday…or on a driving job .
Cheers Dave.

Ang if you have been away selecting the man of your dreams, if you do get wed, can me and Harry be page boy’s. Well there is only a year between us!

I’m quite happy to be a guest with a few bottles of Newcastle Brown.Don’t like to be involved in the formal part of things…thats why I have never married and live over the brush .
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart.

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately .
Cheers Dave.

Which one

Now that would be telling

Good to see you back,you must have been on holiday…or on a driving job .
Cheers Dave.

Ang if you have been away selecting the man of your dreams, if you do get wed, can me and Harry be page boy’s. Well there is only a year between us!

I’m quite happy to be a guest with a few bottles of Newcastle Brown.Don’t like to be involved in the formal part of things…thats why I have never married and live over the brush .
Cheers Dave.

who’er Dave that must play havoc with your love life, But still everyone has their own way to seek pleasure!

[animal]

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart.

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately .
Cheers Dave.

Which one

Now that would be telling

Good to se you back,you must have been on holiday…or on a driving job .
Cheers Dave.

Ang if you have been away selecting the man of your dreams, if you do get wed, can me and Harry be page boy’s. Well there is only a year between us!

Niether just been busy with a few things but could do with a job Nope not getting married been there done that

Just staying single ta not met “that” man yet

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart.

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately .
Cheers Dave.

Which one

Now that would be telling

Good to se you back,you must have been on holiday…or on a driving job .
Cheers Dave.

Ang if you have been away selecting the man of your dreams, if you do get wed, can me and Harry be page boy’s. Well there is only a year between us!

Niether just been busy with a few things but could do with a job Nope not getting married been there done that

Just staying single ta not met “that” man yet

Watch out Ang,they will be forming a queue to take you down the aisle .
Cheers Dave.