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animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: Which one :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Now that would be telling :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Good to se you back,you must have been on holiday…or on a driving job :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Ang if you have been away selecting the man of your dreams, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: if you do get wed, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: can me and Harry be page boy’s. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Well there is only a year between us!

Niether just been busy with a few things but could do with a job :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: Nope not getting married been there done that :unamused:

Just staying single ta not met “that” man yet :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

What a pity, they say all of the best men are married already. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: But remember that song, " There’s always Tomorrow ". :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang they are alway’s want temps in our local paper, maybe you will have to travel. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

hiya,
Howay Nosser stop trying to poach our Ang, I doubt she would be able to understand you Southern foreigners
and she would be homesick in a matter of minutes, plus she would have a long drive to get to the Geordie p""s up.
thanks harry long retired.

harry_gill:
hiya,
Howay Nosser stop trying to poach our Ang, I doubt she would be able to understand you Southern foreigners
and she would be homesick in a matter of minutes, plus she would have a long drive to get to the Geordie p""s up.
thanks harry long retired.

Harry how could you say I have been trying to “Poach” Ang, she might have mentioned rolling her down a hill at easter. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: But Ang might resent being poached, boiled, fried, or even scrambled! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: You could have said pinched, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but I would have repied, I do not drive now, and my arms are not lomg enough to give her a pinch. :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

But I would be willing to travel if the job was right for me

Dont worry to much Harry I have a book so can translate :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I would be back for the Geordie gathering when is the next 1 :question:

You are getting these old BRS drivers all hot and bothered Ang.Will have to get something to put in their tea :wink: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:
You are getting these old BRS drivers all hot and bothered Ang.Will have to get something to put in their tea :wink: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave it’s a good few years since a women has got me hot & bothered, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: around BRS time could have been one of them! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:
You are getting these old BRS drivers all hot and bothered Ang.Will have to get something to put in their tea :wink: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave it’s a good few years since a women has got me hot & bothered, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: around BRS time could have been one of them! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Hi Norman,
It looks like those tablets are now starting to wear off !!!
Are you heading back to the Doctor for a repeat prescription ?

Cheers , cattle wagon man.

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: Which one :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Now that would be telling :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Good to se you back,you must have been on holiday…or on a driving job :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Ang if you have been away selecting the man of your dreams, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: if you do get wed, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: can me and Harry be page boy’s. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Well there is only a year between us!

Niether just been busy with a few things but could do with a job :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: Nope not getting married been there done that :unamused:

Just staying single ta not met “that” man yet :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Watch out Ang,they will be forming a queue to take you down the aisle :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

I don’t know about down the aisle Ang. This lot are more likely to lead you up the garden path !!! Ps Me first :imp: :imp: regards Kev.


Here you are Ang,this will flatten them if they gang up on you :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave that is a big plus, Ang must have taken the slimming to far and to weak to respond to our witty remarks! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Then again, one of those ex lorry drivers up north must have took her idea of rolling her down hill to heart. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Its leap year Norm.She has probably eloped with one of them.There’s a few gone missing off here lately :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: Which one :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Now that would be telling :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Good to se you back,you must have been on holiday…or on a driving job :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Ang if you have been away selecting the man of your dreams, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: if you do get wed, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: can me and Harry be page boy’s. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Well there is only a year between us!

Niether just been busy with a few things but could do with a job :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: Nope not getting married been there done that :unamused:

Just staying single ta not met “that” man yet :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Watch out Ang,they will be forming a queue to take you down the aisle :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

I don’t know about down the aisle Ang. This lot are more likely to lead you up the garden path !!! Ps Me first :imp: :imp: regards Kev.

Defo but would they lead me or would I lead them :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Dave the Renegade:

Here you are Ang,this will flatten them if they gang up on you :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Harry Ive just opened a bottle of Ben Bracken 12 yr. old malt, ooh loveley bloody jubbley, its going down faster than you can say it, I bought it from Lidls at Swallwell, £16.99 a bottle, this is the 2nd one ive hads, pure nectar to say the least, but mind you I still favour the Glens, which I still have a large stock of, but of course the weather might change so one has to be well prepared if one should get snowed in, Regards Larry of the Glen. PS Harry Im well on my way to being ■■■■■■■ So Im off to bed probabley to sleep.

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Here you are Ang,this will flatten them if they gang up on you :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Keep your head down Ang,they are back on the Scotch again :open_mouth: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave & Ange, no wonder the threads keep wandering off, the three stooges are on the bottle again, Larry stop leading Harry astray, he don’t need much tempting. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I cannot stand too much of this, :imp: :imp: :imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Drink has got to two thirds of the gang. :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: Ang is struggling with her leather gear! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and worried about getting a job, I try like a upstanding citizen, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: to solve her problem, :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: and get accused of baby snatching. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: by my former best mate, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: this was before drink got the better of him. :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Dave & Ange, no wonder the threads keep wandering off, the three stooges are on the bottle again, Larry stop leading Harry astray, he don’t need much tempting. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I cannot stand too much of this, :imp: :imp: :imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Drink has got to two thirds of the gang. :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: Ang is struggling with her leather gear! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and worried about getting a job, I try like a upstanding citizen, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: to solve her problem, :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: and get accused of baby snatching. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: by my former best mate, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: this was before drink got the better of him. :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

The thread has gone to the Dogs Norm with these whisky drinkers getting ■■■■■■ as handcarts :sunglasses: :wink: .

Dave I hope you are not including me as I keep off of the computer when ■■■■■■ ( well usually ) as you would get complete rubbish in the place of gibberish :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

sammyopisite:
Dave I hope you are not including me as I keep off of the computer when ■■■■■■ ( well usually ) as you would get complete rubbish in the place of gibberish :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

You had better ask Norm about which three he meant when he referred to the three stooges Johnnie :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:
Dave I hope you are not including me as I keep off of the computer when ■■■■■■ ( well usually ) as you would get complete rubbish in the place of gibberish :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

You had better ask Norm about which three he meant when he referred to the three stooges Johnnie :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Norman will probably mean Dennis then :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:
Dave I hope you are not including me as I keep off of the computer when ■■■■■■ ( well usually ) as you would get complete rubbish in the place of gibberish :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

You had better ask Norm about which three he meant when he referred to the three stooges Johnnie :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Norman will probably mean Dennis then :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

No he’s busy helping Stobarts film tucks and trailers Johnnie.He ain’t been on here lately too busy :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave I think he was doing his CPC and failed on the roping and sheeting so he is having to retake it several times :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink: