Norman Ingram:
Been out playing snooker with my mate John, I have been trying to teach him to drive in snow ie not to brake to late and sharp, use your gears, keep your speed constant going up hills, ahh for christ sake don’t stop on a hill! why he said Well we are nearly at my bungalow pull up, he then said I could have pulledup outside your home, ah but you would never find out why you never stop on a steep hill. I went in, changed my coats and walked out with salt, snow board with a handle and my mate was still reving away. John have you found out why you don’t stop on a hill in snow Yes you B*******d, I used my board and salt, and my mate drove off, I do not think my mate John was too pleased. Some people do not like to learn the hard way like we had to do. Ps I cleaned my drive and paths out front, that bit about getting sued is a load of baulderdash, the council said no one would be sued. I think it was a rumour that Harry put out so he would not have to clear his snow away!
I posted the bit about the paths Norm.You are correct I got it wrong.
The snow code - tips on clearing snow and ice from pavements or public spaces
Don’t be put off clearing paths because you’re afraid someone will get injured. Remember, people walking on snow and ice have a responsibility to be careful themselves.
Follow the advice below to make sure you clear the pathway safely and effectively.
And don’t believe the myths - it’s unlikely you’ll be sued or held legally responsible for any injuries if you have cleared the path carefully
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Been out playing snooker with my mate John, I have been trying to teach him to drive in snow ie not to brake to late and sharp, use your gears, keep your speed constant going up hills, ahh for christ sake don’t stop on a hill! why he said Well we are nearly at my bungalow pull up, he then said I could have pulledup outside your home, ah but you would never find out why you never stop on a steep hill. I went in, changed my coats and walked out with salt, snow board with a handle and my mate was still reving away. John have you found out why you don’t stop on a hill in snow Yes you B*******d, I used my board and salt, and my mate drove off, I do not think my mate John was too pleased. Some people do not like to learn the hard way like we had to do. Ps I cleaned my drive and paths out front, that bit about getting sued is a load of baulderdash, the council said no one would be sued. I think it was a rumour that Harry put out so he would not have to clear his snow away!
I posted the bit about the paths Norm.You are correct I got it wrong.
The snow code - tips on clearing snow and ice from pavements or public spaces
Don’t be put off clearing paths because you’re afraid someone will get injured. Remember, people walking on snow and ice have a responsibility to be careful themselves.
Follow the advice below to make sure you clear the pathway safely and effectively.
And don’t believe the myths - it’s unlikely you’ll be sued or held legally responsible for any injuries if you have cleared the path carefully
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Shhhh Iv’e just convinced my old lady that should anyone take a tumble on where Iv’e cleared the snow I personally will have to pay compensation in the event of them becoming injured, and she’s swallowed it, so please don’t rock the boat, I can get myself into enough trouble under my own steam.No assistance required.
thanks harry long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Been out playing snooker with my mate John, I have been trying to teach him to drive in snow ie not to brake to late and sharp, use your gears, keep your speed constant going up hills, ahh for christ sake don’t stop on a hill! why he said Well we are nearly at my bungalow pull up, he then said I could have pulledup outside your home, ah but you would never find out why you never stop on a steep hill. I went in, changed my coats and walked out with salt, snow board with a handle and my mate was still reving away. John have you found out why you don’t stop on a hill in snow Yes you B*******d, I used my board and salt, and my mate drove off, I do not think my mate John was too pleased. Some people do not like to learn the hard way like we had to do. Ps I cleaned my drive and paths out front, that bit about getting sued is a load of baulderdash, the council said no one would be sued. I think it was a rumour that Harry put out so he would not have to clear his snow away!
I posted the bit about the paths Norm.You are correct I got it wrong.
The snow code - tips on clearing snow and ice from pavements or public spaces
Don’t be put off clearing paths because you’re afraid someone will get injured. Remember, people walking on snow and ice have a responsibility to be careful themselves.
Follow the advice below to make sure you clear the pathway safely and effectively.
And don’t believe the myths - it’s unlikely you’ll be sued or held legally responsible for any injuries if you have cleared the path carefully
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Shhhh Iv’e just convinced my old lady that should anyone take a tumble on where Iv’e cleared the snow I personally will have to pay compensation in the event of them becoming injured, and she’s swallowed it, so please don’t rock the boat, I can get myself into enough trouble under my own steam.No assistance required.
thanks harry long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Been out playing snooker with my mate John, I have been trying to teach him to drive in snow ie not to brake to late and sharp, use your gears, keep your speed constant going up hills, ahh for christ sake don’t stop on a hill! why he said Well we are nearly at my bungalow pull up, he then said I could have pulledup outside your home, ah but you would never find out why you never stop on a steep hill. I went in, changed my coats and walked out with salt, snow board with a handle and my mate was still reving away. John have you found out why you don’t stop on a hill in snow Yes you B*******d, I used my board and salt, and my mate drove off, I do not think my mate John was too pleased. Some people do not like to learn the hard way like we had to do. Ps I cleaned my drive and paths out front, that bit about getting sued is a load of baulderdash, the council said no one would be sued. I think it was a rumour that Harry put out so he would not have to clear his snow away!
I posted the bit about the paths Norm.You are correct I got it wrong.
The snow code - tips on clearing snow and ice from pavements or public spaces
Don’t be put off clearing paths because you’re afraid someone will get injured. Remember, people walking on snow and ice have a responsibility to be careful themselves.
Follow the advice below to make sure you clear the pathway safely and effectively.
And don’t believe the myths - it’s unlikely you’ll be sued or held legally responsible for any injuries if you have cleared the path carefully
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Shhhh Iv’e just convinced my old lady that should anyone take a tumble on where Iv’e cleared the snow I personally will have to pay compensation in the event of them becoming injured, and she’s swallowed it, so please don’t rock the boat, I can get myself into enough trouble under my own steam.No assistance required.
thanks harry long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Been out playing snooker with my mate John, I have been trying to teach him to drive in snow ie not to brake to late and sharp, use your gears, keep your speed constant going up hills, ahh for christ sake don’t stop on a hill! why he said Well we are nearly at my bungalow pull up, he then said I could have pulledup outside your home, ah but you would never find out why you never stop on a steep hill. I went in, changed my coats and walked out with salt, snow board with a handle and my mate was still reving away. John have you found out why you don’t stop on a hill in snow Yes you B*******d, I used my board and salt, and my mate drove off, I do not think my mate John was too pleased. Some people do not like to learn the hard way like we had to do. Ps I cleaned my drive and paths out front, that bit about getting sued is a load of baulderdash, the council said no one would be sued. I think it was a rumour that Harry put out so he would not have to clear his snow away!
I posted the bit about the paths Norm.You are correct I got it wrong.
The snow code - tips on clearing snow and ice from pavements or public spaces
Don’t be put off clearing paths because you’re afraid someone will get injured. Remember, people walking on snow and ice have a responsibility to be careful themselves.
Follow the advice below to make sure you clear the pathway safely and effectively.
And don’t believe the myths - it’s unlikely you’ll be sued or held legally responsible for any injuries if you have cleared the path carefully
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Shhhh Iv’e just convinced my old lady that should anyone take a tumble on where Iv’e cleared the snow I personally will have to pay compensation in the event of them becoming injured, and she’s swallowed it, so please don’t rock the boat, I can get myself into enough trouble under my own steam.No assistance required.
thanks harry long retired.
Mum’s the word Harry .
Just ring her now Harry you lazy so-so! Norman.
hiya,
Nosser and I thought you was my best mate in the world. lazy so and so indeed, I never call you names now do I ■■.
thanks harry long retired.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry Ive just remembered its leap year this year. Oh how loveley ? thats another 3 or 4 drams to look forward to, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Yes Larry had remembered won’t be partaking of the amber nectar on that day, must keep a clear head should a young lady propose to me I’ll want my legs to work so’s I can beat a hasty retreat my current lady wouldn’t approve of me being a bigamist.
thanks harry long retired.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry Ive just remembered its leap year this year. Oh how loveley ? thats another 3 or 4 drams to look forward to, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Yes Larry had remembered won’t be partaking of the amber nectar on that day, must keep a clear head should a young lady propose to me I’ll want my legs to work so’s I can beat a hasty retreat my current lady wouldn’t approve of me being a bigamist.
thanks harry long retired.
You would be safer to get a nasty dog from the RSPCA Harry .
Cheers Dave.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry Ive just remembered its leap year this year. Oh how loveley ? thats another 3 or 4 drams to look forward to, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Yes Larry had remembered won’t be partaking of the amber nectar on that day, must keep a clear head should a young lady propose to me I’ll want my legs to work so’s I can beat a hasty retreat my current lady wouldn’t approve of me being a bigamist.
thanks harry long retired.
You would be safer to get a nasty dog from the RSPCA Harry .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Nasty dog or domineering missus no contest,wouldn’t dare toss a coin for fear I’d have to invest in a collar and lead now where’s my double headed penny.ta ta Jen.
thanks harry long retired.
Oh dear Harry dropped a clanger there mate I forgot about our regular contributor to this thread the female from the north east.How many amber nectar’s will it take to placate her .
Cheers Dave.
Well Ange admitts to being 25years younger than Harry, so Dave I should guess it would be a third less than Harry drinks! So if you can find out the true amount of Harry, you be able to satisfy the Lass
Norman Ingram:
Well Ange admitts to being 25years younger than Harry, so Dave I should guess it would be a third less than Harry drinks! So if you can find out the true amount of Harry, you be able to satisfy the Lass
Norman Ingram:
Well Ange admitts to being 25years younger than Harry, so Dave I should guess it would be a third less than Harry drinks! So if you can find out the true amount of Harry, you be able to satisfy the Lass
According to you Norm that makes her just over a dozen less than me.Make one of those North East boys happy to buy her some amber nectar .
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Well Ange admitts to being 25years younger than Harry, so Dave I should guess it would be a third less than Harry drinks! So if you can find out the true amount of Harry, you be able to satisfy the Lass
According to you Norm that makes her just over a dozen less than me.Make one of those North East boys happy to buy her some amber nectar .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I asked a much younger lady if I could walk her home from my local, she told me I was too young,
well I think that’s what she mean’t, she did tell me to grow up.
thanks harry long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Well Ange admitts to being 25years younger than Harry, so Dave I should guess it would be a third less than Harry drinks! So if you can find out the true amount of Harry, you be able to satisfy the Lass
According to you Norm that makes her just over a dozen less than me.Make one of those North East boys happy to buy her some amber nectar .
Cheers Dave.
OH no Dave, do not forget Ange is after getting back on the road, so her intake has got to be a lot lower. Don’t drink & drive.
Norman Ingram:
Well Ange admitts to being 25years younger than Harry, so Dave I should guess it would be a third less than Harry drinks! So if you can find out the true amount of Harry, you be able to satisfy the Lass
According to you Norm that makes her just over a dozen less than me.Make one of those North East boys happy to buy her some amber nectar .
Cheers Dave.
OH no Dave, do not forget Ange is after getting back on the road, so her intake has got to be a lot lower. Don’t drink & drive.
Norman Ingram:
Well Ange admitts to being 25years younger than Harry, so Dave I should guess it would be a third less than Harry drinks! So if you can find out the true amount of Harry, you be able to satisfy the Lass
According to you Norm that makes her just over a dozen less than me.Make one of those North East boys happy to buy her some amber nectar .
Cheers Dave.
OH no Dave, do not forget Ange is after getting back on the road, so her intake has got to be a lot lower. Don’t drink & drive.
Nope will pull over & finish the bottle
Ange resist the bottle, your too young to die on the road wait till you get to harry’s age, and you will be retired, and can do what you like!
Norman Ingram:
Well Ange admitts to being 25years younger than Harry, so Dave I should guess it would be a third less than Harry drinks! So if you can find out the true amount of Harry, you be able to satisfy the Lass
According to you Norm that makes her just over a dozen less than me.Make one of those North East boys happy to buy her some amber nectar .
Cheers Dave.
OH no Dave, do not forget Ange is after getting back on the road, so her intake has got to be a lot lower. Don’t drink & drive.
Nope will pull over & finish the bottle
Ange resist the bottle, your too young to die on the road wait till you get to harry’s age, and you will be retired, and can do what you like!
Come on Norm,you know Harry is going to say don’t spill any when cornering Ange .
Cheers Dave.
And Larry says just sit in the corner & drink it, no spillage just more fillage Eh. Im having a large Singletons at the moment, & I will drink it before I spill it, anyway the wife is sitting next to me, so I have to be very careful, as to not upset her. Regards Larry
Well we are nearly at my bungalow pull up, he then said I could have pulledup outside your home, ah but you would never find out why you never stop on a steep hill.
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