sammyopisite:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Bad news on the Whiskey front, Tescos offer is finished, The Glenmorangie is top price again, Good job I got stocked up for this cold spell that is heading our way. Regards Larry.
Larry it was the same around this way last year offers around Christmas/ New Year then nothing while around Easter then fathers day and that was it until Christmas before I saw any more offers but I was fortunate having stocked up and then emergency stock and then my medicinal emergency stock so I was able to survive. I also got a couple of bottles off my brother as well. 
cheers Johnnie 
No coal merchants left up north by the sounds of it.That stuff used to keep you warm 
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Cheers Dave.
animal:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Hi Ang, Tescos have Glenmorangie on special at £28.00. per litre,normally £43.00. Regards Larry.
See what I mean Larry , Harry & Mo, they know you are rich pensioners who only drink the best! Ange could go around your places and put all the leftovers in a gallon container and she would be drinking top class whisky. 
hiya,
Norm don’t worry about Ang, she is a very wealthy young lady, she still driving for a living and we all know how rich modern day drivers are, not like in our time when we worked for peanuts and after a lifetime of earning peanuts we’re left with insufficient pensions which won’t let us afford peanuts, and if you can understand what I’m talking about your’e a better man than me. need a lie down now Norm.
thanks harry long retired.
I wish Harry remember that I am a single woman but no work this year so no pay 
So on the look out for a new job as they wont give me a pension they say I am too young
Ang, they they dont want to give me a pension and at 64 I am at least 25 yrs older than you 
regards Kev.
Get your shovels ready everybody the snow its on its way.Buy more coal and less whisky .
Met officer Wales.
Well ,the Isle of Man Met Office says waarrm aair meetin cowd aair looks like producing snow ovver t’Pennines and t’Lakes and then ovver ter t’East Midlands. No snow in Northern Ireland/West Scotland/ISLE OF MAN - repeat ISLE OF MAN -'appen abit on Snaefell.
Bathing in a mild climate at moment here in Douglas.The temperature in The Queens was a nice 75+ f and a lot of banter and a nice bar meal,plus a nice pint of bitter or two.
Anonpissedbuthappyiom.
Chris Webb:
Well ,the Isle of Man Met Office says waarrm aair meetin cowd aair looks like producing snow ovver t’Pennines and t’Lakes and then ovver ter t’East Midlands. No snow in Northern Ireland/West Scotland/ISLE OF MAN - repeat ISLE OF MAN -'appen abit on Snaefell.
Bathing in a mild climate at moment here in Douglas.The temperature in The Queens was a nice 75+ f and a lot of banter and a nice bar meal,plus a nice pint of bitter or two.
Anonpissedbuthappyiom.
Always good for a witty comment Anonpissedandhappyiom .
Cheers Dave.
Chris Webb:
sammyopisite:
Chris Webb:
sammyopisite:
Dave the Renegade:
sammyopisite:
We ain’t no snow yet but it is cold enough for it today as been nice and sunny but cool and it was minus quite a few last night but I agreed she could have the heating on for half a hour tonight.
cheers Johnnie
Go on Johnnie buy her a bag of nutty slack,don’t be cruel be kind .
Cheers Dave.
Dave I am a very poor pensioner and there is no way I would waste my whisky money on nutty slack you will be suggesting that I should offer wee dram next which would be outrageous . 
cheers Johnnie
want to borrow summat?
Anongenerousexdeedahiom.
aye a few grand wouldn’t go amiss bloody hell tha must be well bladdered
cheers a very poor pensioner
Generous to a fault me Johnnie.To hell with the expense,give the cat a goldfish.
Anongettingtirednowiom.
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Well Chris being you are in a very generous mood you might as well double the few grand and then I can buy Harry and Larry a drink with it being so cold
cheers Johnnie
P S we will drink to your good health
P P S would you send it by express courier before I get desperate
sammyopisite:
Chris Webb:
sammyopisite:
Chris Webb:
sammyopisite:
Dave the Renegade:
sammyopisite:
We ain’t no snow yet but it is cold enough for it today as been nice and sunny but cool and it was minus quite a few last night but I agreed she could have the heating on for half a hour tonight.
cheers Johnnie
Go on Johnnie buy her a bag of nutty slack,don’t be cruel be kind .
Cheers Dave.
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Well Chris being you are in a very generous mood you might as well double the few grand and then I can buy Harry and Larry a drink with it being so cold
cheers Johnnie
P S we will drink to your good health
P P S would you send it by express courier before I get desperate
Can’t afford DHL/Fedex/TNT so have given t’cheque to IOM Steam Packet skipper,ferry will dock at 2330 toneet(unless it runs into a wind farm) so get there afore Morecambe Dennis. Only an hour and half from Sheffield to Heysham ovver t’Snake,just watch that bit of snow.
Anonpissinmesenwilaughteriom.
hiya,
Did I see mentioned back there that someone wanted to buy me a drink, don’t mind if I do, and Norm, Johnnie isn’t mean with the central heating he ■■■■■ Victory Vs and allows his good lady to warm her hands from his breath, now that must be love, and he even sells lifesize pics of himself to parents of young children they put them in front of the fire to keep the kids free of the flames, he makes a fortune from that sideline Norm he may be even more wealthy than you, but it is nice to boast to my fellow paupers that I have a couple of very wealthy friends, my finger aches now methinks it’s time for a livener, ta ta.
thanks harry long retired.
