Hey my stock are running low so may have to send to 1 of you guys to help out a poor old little lady with some reserves 
Hi Ang, Tescos have Glenmorangie on special at Ā£28.00. per litre,normally Ā£43.00. Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Hi Ang, Tescos have Glenmorangie on special at Ā£28.00. per litre,normally Ā£43.00. Regards Larry.
See what I mean Larry , Harry & Mo, they know you are rich pensioners who only drink the best! 
Ange could go around your places and put all the leftovers in a gallon container and she would be drinking top class whisky. 
Norman Ingram:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Hi Ang, Tescos have Glenmorangie on special at Ā£28.00. per litre,normally Ā£43.00. Regards Larry.See what I mean Larry , Harry & Mo, they know you are rich pensioners who only drink the best!
hiya,
Norm donāt worry about Ang, she is a very wealthy young lady, she still driving for a living and we all know how rich modern day drivers are, not like in our time when we worked for peanuts and after a lifetime of earning peanuts weāre left with insufficient pensions which wonāt let us afford peanuts, and if you can understand what Iām talking about yourāe a better man than me. need a lie down now Norm.
thanks harry long retired.
Chris Webb:
I never drove a tipper in me life and never used a tautliner either,new-fangled things when I was on general - in fact they might not have been invented.
Drivers used to say to me āI wanted to be a shunter but they found out me parents were marriedā.
Not very niceā¦
hiya,
Chris when being handed a speeding ticket by the gendarme my parting shot was always,
āgive your Mam and Dad my best wishes when they get marriedā, and they never thanked
me, no sense of humour ehā.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
Chris Webb:
I never drove a tipper in me life and never used a tautliner either,new-fangled things when I was on general - in fact they might not have been invented.
Drivers used to say to me āI wanted to be a shunter but they found out me parents were marriedā.
Not very niceā¦hiya,
Chris when being handed a speeding ticket by the gendarme my parting shot was always,
āgive your Mam and Dad my best wishes when they get marriedā, and they never thanked
me, no sense of humour ehā.
thanks harry long retired.
No Harry,no sense of humour,miserable barstewards. I remember one night on a Stannington,Morpeth changeover,a Range Rover pulled into the garage and the driver upped the bonnet,tinkering about. A patrol car pulled in and the two policemen decided to see if they could do owt to help. So four Maltby drivers and four Newbridge drivers sidled over to have a look. All I said was " While ever these two buggers are fidlling with this Range Rover they are leaving trunkers alone". To which the reply was āAye,but not half as much funā.
When we set off southbound they followed us as far as Gosforth,so we were all good lads for those few miles.
Norman Ingram:
Sad news boys, the conservatives have been peeping at this thread, and are voting to double the tax on whisky and triple on single malt!
Thank you for the information Norman as this as resulted in an emergency meeting of the " Retied Lorry Drivers Fine Whisky Single Malt Drinkers Association " and a delegation was dispatched to the conservatives head quarters to inform them to do a Health and Safety risk assessment as their well being would be in grave danger from members of the RLDFWSMA as knotted ropes and dollys were mentioned. The conservatives asked for this to be explained to them what type of dolly. This was done by saying a dolly would be attached to their necks and dangly bits at which their eyes lit up with excitement but when a live demonstration was shown to them of a looped rope around their neck and down their back to the dangly bits and pulled tight their complexion would go from fake tan to vivid purple and their eyes would exchange places with their testicles and that some sadistic members would use a double dolly really got them thinking. they were also informed of the knotted rope and crow bars but they preferred not to have a demonstration of these saying that these people sounded like dinosaurs or philistines from another age to which they informed that they have been referred to in this context quite often in their lives so the conservatives and coalition members were all agreed that this was a ridiculous idea and were even considering a few bottles of malt a week on prescription for these retired folk to keep them from carrying out any retribution as if they were under the influence of alcohol they would refrain from inflicting any harm to the MPs
The honorary secretory of RLDFWSMA
sammyopisite:
Norman Ingram:
Sad news boys, the conservatives have been peeping at this thread, and are voting to double the tax on whisky and triple on single malt!Thank you for the information Norman as this as resulted in an emergency meeting of the " Retied Lorry Drivers Fine Whisky Single Malt Drinkers Association " and a delegation was dispatched to the conservatives head quarters to inform them to do a Health and Safety risk assessment as their well being would be in grave danger from members of the RLDFWSMA as knotted ropes and dollys were mentioned. The conservatives asked for this to be explained to them what type of dolly. This was done by saying a dolly would be attached to their necks and dangly bits at which their eyes lit up with excitement but when a live demonstration was shown to them of a looped rope around their neck and down their back to the dangly bits and pulled tight their complexion would go from fake tan to vivid purple and their eyes would exchange places with their testicles and that some sadistic members would use a double dolly really got them thinking. they were also informed of the knotted rope and crow bars but they preferred not to have a demonstration of these saying that these people sounded like dinosaurs or philistines from another age to which they informed that they have been referred to in this context quite often in their lives so the conservatives and coalition members were all agreed that this was a ridiculous idea and were even considering a few bottles of malt a week on prescription for these retired folk to keep them from carrying out any retribution as if they were under the influence of alcohol they would refrain from inflicting any harm to the MPs
The honorary secretory of RLDFWSMA
Do you think a āwordā or slogan could be made out of those initials Johnnie? Dennis.
Bewick:
sammyopisite:
Norman Ingram:
Sad news boys, the conservatives have been peeping at this thread, and are voting to double the tax on whisky and triple on single malt!Thank you for the information Norman as this as resulted in an emergency meeting of the " Retied Lorry Drivers Fine Whisky Single Malt Drinkers Association " and a delegation was dispatched to the conservatives head quarters to inform them to do a Health and Safety risk assessment as their well being would be in grave danger from members of the RLDFWSMA as knotted ropes and dollys were mentioned. The conservatives asked for this to be explained to them what type of dolly. This was done by saying a dolly would be attached to their necks and dangly bits at which their eyes lit up with excitement but when a live demonstration was shown to them of a looped rope around their neck and down their back to the dangly bits and pulled tight their complexion would go from fake tan to vivid purple and their eyes would exchange places with their testicles and that some sadistic members would use a double dolly really got them thinking. they were also informed of the knotted rope and crow bars but they preferred not to have a demonstration of these saying that these people sounded like dinosaurs or philistines from another age to which they informed that they have been referred to in this context quite often in their lives so the conservatives and coalition members were all agreed that this was a ridiculous idea and were even considering a few bottles of malt a week on prescription for these retired folk to keep them from carrying out any retribution as if they were under the influence of alcohol they would refrain from inflicting any harm to the MPs
The honorary secretory of RLDFWSMA
Do you think a āwordā or slogan could be made out of those initials Johnnie? Dennis.
Hi Dennis it probably could but I am certain we would be banned, locked up or both
Johnnie 
P S it would be nothing new for me but I would not like to involve other people in any wrong doing 
hiya,
DWARFLSM
thanks harry long retired.
harry , isnāt it a bit early to be on the single malt ?
rigsby:
harry , isnāt it a bit early to be on the single malt ?
NO its never to early
rigsby:
harry , isnāt it a bit early to be on the single malt ?
hiya,
Have you been taking lessons in asking daft questions, a bit early indeed, tut tut.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Hi Ang, Tescos have Glenmorangie on special at Ā£28.00. per litre,normally Ā£43.00. Regards Larry.See what I mean Larry , Harry & Mo, they know you are rich pensioners who only drink the best!
hiya,
Norm donāt worry about Ang, she is a very wealthy young lady, she still driving for a living and we all know how rich modern day drivers are, not like in our time when we worked for peanuts and after a lifetime of earning peanuts weāre left with insufficient pensions which wonāt let us afford peanuts, and if you can understand what Iām talking about yourāe a better man than me. need a lie down now Norm.
thanks harry long retired.
I wish Harry remember that I am a single woman but no work this year so no pay
So on the look out for a new job as they wont give me a pension they say I am too young
Well Ang, I hope something comes along for you, If I hear of anything I will let you know Pronto, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Well Ang, I hope something comes along for you, If I hear of anything I will let you know Pronto, Regards Larry.
Cheers
Although have been very productive over last couple weeks
harry_gill:
hiya,
DWARFLSM
thanks harry long retired.
That could be Dwarfs medium long or Dwarf, short, medium, long. any help Harry!
Now on the eye, I went to the hospital this morning and my consultant told me it is doing very well and healing in record time. I must be a clean living gentleman, I replied almost certainly, I wash every day whether I am dirty or not, 
no he said I mean drinking & smoking and eating the right food. I finished the conversation with! I do not smoke, I do not drink, ā ā ā is a no no. . You do not live longer, but it certainly seems longer! He was laughing his head off, see you in five weeks.
Bad news on the Whiskey front, Tescos offer is finished, The Glenmorangie is top price again, Good job I got stocked up for this cold spell that is heading our way. Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Bad news on the Whiskey front, Tescos offer is finished, The Glenmorangie is top price again, Good job I got stocked up for this cold spell that is heading our way. Regards Larry.
Larry it was the same around this way last year offers around Christmas/ New Year then nothing while around Easter then fathers day and that was it until Christmas before I saw any more offers but I was fortunate having stocked up and then emergency stock and then my medicinal emergency stock so I was able to survive. I also got a couple of bottles off my brother as well.
cheers Johnnie