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BILL 2:
Hi, Ive just found this site and will log my father into it over the next few days - he is 83 now and drove for A E Jones in the 50s & 60s
For sure he will be able to draft some stories.

hiya,
Welcome Bill 2, your dad will be more than welcome as are you, nice to see some new blood on here.
thanks harry long retired.

rigsby:
i’m trying to save up for a nice bottle of single malt , but the wife keeps wasting our money on food and rent and other similar fripperies . i could throw myself on johnnies mercy , but he would hide the good stuff and get the bell’s out if he saw me coming , anon sober

hiya,
Nowt wrong with a drop of Bells rigsby I have a double in a cup of hot lemonade
every night before bed, well I’m not going to dilute a decent drop of single malt
with pop am I now,that would be a waste wouldn’t it and if you lot found out I
was doing that you would ex-communicate me then I would have to drink on my
own, and I would probably become addicted.
thanks harry long retired.

BILL 2:
Hi, Ive just found this site and will log my father into it over the next few days - he is 83 now and drove for A E Jones in the 50s & 60s
For sure he will be able to draft some stories.

Hi Bill,
There are photo’s of A E Jones wagons on the Welsh Border thread,also on the Shropshire livestock haulirs thread.Will look forward to hearing yours and your Dads memories.I know Norman Jones.
Cheers Dave.

Page two bump kick get back up :laughing: :laughing: .

Dave the Renegade:
Page two bump kick get back up :laughing: :laughing: .

hiya,
Dave I dare bet there’s a few young-uns on here wish we would drop off something a bit higher than the front page,
the Empire State Building springs to mind that would be OK provided I landed on my head, ouch.
thanks harry long retired.

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Page two bump kick get back up :laughing: :laughing: .

hiya,
Dave I dare bet there’s a few young-uns on here wish we would drop off something a bit higher than the front page,
the Empire State Building springs to mind that would be OK provided I landed on my head, ouch.
thanks harry long retired.

You could alway drop me a bottle of whisky or 3 as it is diminishing at a nice rate wish I knew who this whisky fairy was :laughing: :laughing:

animal:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Page two bump kick get back up :laughing: :laughing: .

hiya,
Dave I dare bet there’s a few young-uns on here wish we would drop off something a bit higher than the front page,
the Empire State Building springs to mind that would be OK provided I landed on my head, ouch.
thanks harry long retired.

You could alway drop me a bottle of whisky or 3 as it is diminishing at a nice rate wish I knew who this whisky fairy was :laughing: :laughing:

He lives somewhere north of the midlands Ang :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Page two bump kick get back up :laughing: :laughing: .

hiya,
Dave I dare bet there’s a few young-uns on here wish we would drop off something a bit higher than the front page,
the Empire State Building springs to mind that would be OK provided I landed on my head, ouch.
thanks harry long retired.

You could alway drop me a bottle of whisky or 3 as it is diminishing at a nice rate wish I knew who this whisky fairy was :laughing: :laughing:

He lives somewhere north of the midlands Ang :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Not that far from me so on passing he can just call in & drop off not a problem for me easy enough :laughing: :laughing:

Three retired drivers were talking about " the good old days " , as they tried to remember their earliest events in their lives .

First retired driver .
" Ah can remember t day I was christened in our village Church ! It were a Sunday , an vicar
tipped some cauld watter on mi head . Mam didna tell t vicar off though ",

Second retired driver .
" Well , ah can remember further back than thee . I can remember t day I wer born. There was a bright light suddenly shining in miface , and a woman pulled me out frae a darkn` wet place . Ah was telt later that this was a midwife , but I was too young to know her " .

Third retired driver .
" Nay , lads , I can beat both o yer theer ! I can vividly remember t day thet mi Mam n Dad , they hadna got wed then , and they went out intae t local Park , to have a picnic . After theyd eaten their bait , they had a cuddlebehind some bushes . Aye , ah remember that day reet well,cos ah went theer wi mi dad , but ah kem home wi mi mam !! " .

Cheers , cattle wagon man.

CWM none of them is me as the Germans were making a lot of noise with their firework display and being as both my parents were in the Navy I was most likely depth-ed charged :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

P S Adolf didn’t hang around long when he found out I had graced this world :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

sammyopisite:
CWM none of them is me as the Germans were making a lot of noise with their firework display and being as both my parents were in the Navy I was most likely depth-ed charged :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

P S Adolf didn’t hang around long when he found out I had graced this world :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

Its strange you being a whisky drinker and not a rum drinker with you Navy background Johnnie :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:
CWM none of them is me as the Germans were making a lot of noise with their firework display and being as both my parents were in the Navy I was most likely depth-ed charged :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

P S Adolf didn’t hang around long when he found out I had graced this world :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

Its strange yo beig a whisky drinker and not a rum drinker with you Navy background Johnnie :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Johnnie always were a rum bugger Dave. :smiley:

Me parents were in t’iron and steel trade - me mother ironed and me father stealed.
I were a pilot in t’RAF,I used to pile it here and pile it theer.

Anonwetandwindyiom

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:
CWM none of them is me as the Germans were making a lot of noise with their firework display and being as both my parents were in the Navy I was most likely depth-ed charged :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

P S Adolf didn’t hang around long when he found out I had graced this world :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

Its strange you being a whisky drinker and not a rum drinker with you Navy background Johnnie :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Johnnie always were a rum bugger Dave. :smiley:

Me parents were in t’iron and steel trade - me mother ironed and me father stealed.
I were a pilot in t’RAF,I used to pile it here and pile it theer.

Anonwetandwindyiom

You should be drinking Port and Guinness then Anonwetandwindyiom,plenty of iron in those two :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

wetandwindyiom does that mean you now incontinent as well now Chris :question: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
ANON. Sheffield :laughing: :wink:

sammyopisite:
wetandwindyiom does that mean you now incontinent as well now Chris :question: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
ANON. Sheffield :laughing: :wink:

:smiley:
Funnily enough I was affected by a bout of flatulence the other day,sprouts for dinner and 5 pints of bitter for tea.
But no,not incontinent,had plenty of holidays over there though but never took a wagon.

anonmurkyandmistyiom.

Thought the wind was coming a bit strong from the North-West the other day,smelt a bit strong :laughing:
Cheers downwindiom

Dave the Renegade:
Thought the wind was coming a bit strong from the North-West the other day,smelt a bit strong :laughing:
Cheers downwindiom

I’ll send a bit of F10 smoke down to dilute the smell… :smiley:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:
Thought the wind was coming a bit strong from the North-West the other day,smelt a bit strong :laughing:
Cheers downwindiom

I’ll send a bit of F10 smoke down to dilute the smell… :smiley:

That and the sprouts would kill us off Chris :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Now come on lads no’one really eats sprouts do they,■■ horrible tasting things with about as much nutrition as sand.
thanks harry long retired.

Love them Harry,they are good for you,plenty of iron in them.I like any of the brassicas.
Cheers Dave.