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But what is this “Whisky fairy” you guy keep going on about I dont have 1 here

Well occasionally when son comes back but he does have his own nice stash

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Secret.
Say nothing lads. :sunglasses:

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My lips are sealed, but mind you so are my malts, Regards Larry.

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Shh Whisky Fairy :laughing:

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harry_gill:
hiya,
Tell you what wall to wall crackpots just about sums up just about everybody on here,
It’s nice to know I’m not alone in the certifiable stakes, did I hear someone remark “H”
you’re way out in front, ah well nobody’s perfect.
thanks harry long retired.

Harry if you read the title of this thread it says “WISDOM” so we are all probably geniuses and don’t realize it and if I recall correctly young Malc Mr. Wheelnut said we are all crackers on here and it does seem as if it as put one or two people off posting but I bet they still read and they do not want to be associated with the wise intellectuals on this thread. :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

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my good lady says we are all a load of crackpots as well , she reckons i calmed down when i came off the road and acted more sensibly , but since i started on tnuk i’ve gone as daft as i ever was . i thanked her for the compliment . it would be a grim life without a laugh .cheers , dave

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An Isle of Man Whisky Fairy with her own bridge which she lives under; woe betide any bugger who doesn’t say “hello” when they go over the bridge,they could end up with watter in their whisky.
She’s/He’s a real nasty little sod… :smiley:

Story goes that a Graylaw driver in a CF DAF never said “hello” and ended up driving an Iveco for a fortnight.

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Chris Webb:
An Isle of Man Whisky Fairy with her own bridge which she lives under; woe betide any bugger who doesn’t say “hello” when they go over the bridge,they could end up with watter in their whisky.
She’s/He’s a real nasty little sod… :smiley:

Story goes that a Graylaw driver in a CF DAF never said “hello” and ended up driving an Iveco for a fortnight.

Is that happened to you when you stopped smoking Chris :unamused: :unamused: :open_mouth:

ANON. :wink:

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Chris Webb:
An Isle of Man Whisky Fairy with her own bridge which she lives under; woe betide any bugger who doesn’t say “hello” when they go over the bridge,they could end up with watter in their whisky.
She’s/He’s a real nasty little sod… :smiley:

Story goes that a Graylaw driver in a CF DAF never said “hello” and ended up driving an Iveco for a fortnight.

hiya,
See what I mean about a load of crackpots eh’.
thanks harry long retired.

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sammyopisite:

Chris Webb:
An Isle of Man Whisky Fairy with her own bridge which she lives under; woe betide any bugger who doesn’t say “hello” when they go over the bridge,they could end up with watter in their whisky.
She’s/He’s a real nasty little sod… :smiley:

Story goes that a Graylaw driver in a CF DAF never said “hello” and ended up driving an Iveco for a fortnight.

Is that happened to you when you stopped smoking Chris :unamused: :unamused: :open_mouth:

ANON. :wink:

:laughing:
I was in a right state but not as bad as that.
Harry’s right about being bloody crackers…our lass says so,must be right then.

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Dave I reckon this is a welsh fairy as I can’t understand the writing :blush: :unamused:

and this might be the whisky fairy attempting to entice us into her webb

and the thread is multicultural as well :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

cheers Johnnie :wink:

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Shh Whisky Fairy :laughing:
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Watch out Johnnie,Welsh fairies are one thing but Welsh dragons… :smiley:

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Chris Webb:

Watch out Johnnie,Welsh fairies are one thing but Welsh dragons… :smiley:

The Dragon will scorch Johnnies tailgate Chris :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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Chris Webb:

Watch out Johnnie,Welsh fairies are one thing but Welsh dragons… :smiley:

Thats a good ■■■ lighter :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

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sammyopisite:

Chris Webb:

Watch out Johnnie,Welsh fairies are one thing but Welsh dragons… :smiley:

Thats a good ■■■ lighter :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

Aye,tha could be in Sheffield and t’dragon in Carmarthen and tha could still get a light off it. :laughing:

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A proper Welsh Dragon :imp: :imp: :laughing: :laughing: .

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Hey Johnnie,tha can get the best of both worlds look,a Welsh Dragon on a hip flask…

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Dave the Renegade:

A proper Welsh Dragon :imp: :imp: :laughing: :laughing: .

That’s a nice looking dragon Dave :open_mouth:
Reminds me of some of the gaffers Wincanton had. :laughing:

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Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

A proper Welsh Dragon :imp: :imp: :laughing: :laughing: .

That’s a nice looking dragon Dave :open_mouth:
Reminds me of some of the gaffers Wincanton had. :laughing:

I know a few females that look like that Chris.None that live here I hasten to add :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.