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[dave_the_renegade]

Lawrence Dunbar:
Are you sure about that ?. Regards Larry.

Sorry its Sir Donald Sinden,forgot he haad been knighted

[animal]

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct.
cheers Johnnie

Well I will just have to stay at yours

[lawrence_dunbar]

Have another try. Regards Larry.

[dave_the_renegade]

Lawrence Dunbar:
Have another try. Regards Larry.

Not having seen you Larry I could carry on being daft,but it is yourself .
Cheers Dave.

[sammyopisite]

animal:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct.
cheers Johnnie

Well I will just have to stay at yours

That would mean that I would have to sleep on the couch not because of lack of room just so I can make sure the whisky fairy does not attempt to take samples from my stash.

cheers Johnnie

[lawrence_dunbar]

Dave the Renegade:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Have another try. Regards Larry.

Not having seen you Larry I could carry on being daft,but it is yourself .
Cheers Dave.

Quite right I was at one of my great neices,s 21st birthday party in the Sneyd Arms in Burslem, drank & boogied all night, of course that was in my younger days, I do more drinking than boogieing now, I only boogie when Im asked now. Regards Larry.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct.
cheers Johnnie

They are now advising everyone to have two alcohol free days a week .
Cheers Dave

hiya,
Sorted Dave, midnight tonight till 8 AM tomorrow and midnight tomorrow
till 8 AM the next day, these boffins can expect total compliance from me.
thanks harry long retired.

You got it fixed Harry 7X8 =56 two and a half days magic formula .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Quite logical Dave when you think about it, two days plus a bit of leeway
should you require a snifter during the night you can still run legal with
having half a day to spare, I hope these other knights of the “malts”
are taking notice and abide by the new legistlation,they know it makes
sense although i suspect one or two will try for a “dodgy” Pickford’s
men especially.
thanks harry long retired.

[kevmac47]

sammyopisite:

animal:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct.
cheers Johnnie

Well I will just have to stay at yours

That would mean that I would have to sleep on the couch not because of lack of room just so I can make sure the whisky fairy does not attempt to take samples from my stash.

cheers Johnnie

Johnnie, its reassuring to know the whiskey fairy has other victims aside from Harry and me regards Kev.

[lawrence_dunbar]

Kev. the only way to beat this problem is put it under your pillow. Regards Larry.

[dave_the_renegade]

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Have another try. Regards Larry.

Not having seen you Larry I could carry on being daft,but it is yourself .
Cheers Dave.

Quite right I was at one of my great neices,s 21st birthday party in the Sneyd Arms in Burslem, drank & boogied all night, of course that was in my younger days, I do more drinking than boogieing now, I only boogie when Im asked now. Regards Larry.

Knew it was you Larry,saw your pic with Harry at the Geordie do.As I have said don’t drink the hard stuff,just a drop of beer,nothing against anyone else drinking whatever there tipple is.
Cheers Dave.

[dave_the_renegade]

They are now advising everyone to have two alcohol free days a week .
Cheers Dave
[/quote]
hiya,
Sorted Dave, midnight tonight till 8 AM tomorrow and midnight tomorrow
till 8 AM the next day, these boffins can expect total compliance from me.
thanks harry long retired.
[/quote]
You got it fixed Harry 7X8 =56 two and a half days magic formula .
Cheers Dave.
[/quote]
hiya,
Quite logical Dave when you think about it, two days plus a bit of leeway
should you require a snifter during the night you can still run legal with
having half a day to spare, I hope these other knights of the “malts”
are taking notice and abide by the new legistlation,they know it makes
sense although i suspect one or two will try for a “dodgy” Pickford’s
men especially.
thanks harry long retired.
[/quote]
The way I see it Harry its up to the individual to drink what they want.The politicians drink far more than the rest of us and then come out with this crap Soapbox now parked .
Cheers Dave.

[sammyopisite]

kevmac47:

sammyopisite:

animal:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct.
cheers Johnnie

Well I will just have to stay at yours

That would mean that I would have to sleep on the couch not because of lack of room just so I can make sure the whisky fairy does not attempt to take samples from my stash.

cheers Johnnie

Johnnie, its reassuring to know the whiskey fairy has other victims aside from Harry and me regards Kev.

Kev I have an inklingthe whisky fairy is female so she distracts you while devouring your stash. I had a bottle of Bells for Christmas so I have had taste of it tonight so that must constitute an alcohol free day
cheers Johnnie

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Have another try. Regards Larry.

Not having seen you Larry I could carry on being daft,but it is yourself .
Cheers Dave.

Quite right I was at one of my great neices,s 21st birthday party in the Sneyd Arms in Burslem, drank & boogied all night, of course that was in my younger days, I do more drinking than boogieing now, I only boogie when Im asked now. Regards Larry.

Knew it was you Larry,saw your pic with Harry at the Geordie do.As I have said don’t drink the hard stuff,just a drop of beer,nothing against anyone else drinking whatever there tipple is.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Only ever tried dancing on one occasion Dave and Larry kept spilling my drink,I did wonder why it was only me on the dance floor with a drink in hand I was always the one who tried to do two jobs at once, so one, if you drink, and two, and drive be sure you put your glass/bottle down when approaching roundabouts you do tend to spill the expensive stuff with the extra movement of the steering wheel required in such locations.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Have another try. Regards Larry.

Not having seen you Larry I could carry on being daft,but it is yourself .
Cheers Dave.

Quite right I was at one of my great neices,s 21st birthday party in the Sneyd Arms in Burslem, drank & boogied all night, of course that was in my younger days, I do more drinking than boogieing now, I only boogie when Im asked now. Regards Larry.

Knew it was you Larry,saw your pic with Harry at the Geordie do.As I have said don’t drink the hard stuff,just a drop of beer,nothing against anyone else drinking whatever there tipple is.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Only ever tried dancing on one occasion Dave and Larry kept spilling my drink,I did wonder why it was only me on the dance floor with a drink in hand I was always the one who tried to do two jobs at once, so one, if you drink, and two, and drive be sure you put your glass/bottle down when approaching roundabouts you do tend to spill the expensive stuff with the extra movement of the steering wheel required in such locations.
thanks harry long retired.

I can spill drink without moving Harry,especially after reading some of your posts on this forum .
Cheers Dave.

[rigsby]

sup the lot before you go to bed , the whiskey fairy can buy her/his own . cheers , dave

[sammyopisite]

rigsby:
sup the lot before you go to bed , the whiskey fairy can buy her/his own . cheers , dave

Dave you do NOT sup a malt you sip it slowly and the only thing you put in it is another
cheers Johnnie

[rigsby]

sheffield folks may sip , being more refined like , but derbyshire hillbillies sup anything alcoholic , and even we would never dream of adulterating a fine single malt , cheers , dave . ps , sorry if i offended your delicate nature , touchy buggers you dee dahs

[sammyopisite]

rigsby:
sheffield folks may sip , being more refined like , but derbyshire hillbillies sup anything alcoholic , and even we would never dream of adulterating a fine single malt , cheers , dave . ps , sorry if i offended your delicate nature , touchy buggers you dee dahs

Dave I have just shouted Brenda in to read this bit and she said don’t you get drinking what he his drinking otherwise your brain cell will be rotted away
cheers Johnnie
P S I am not allowed to SUP moon shine

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Tell you what wall to wall crackpots just about sums up just about everybody on here,
It’s nice to know I’m not alone in the certifiable stakes, did I hear someone remark “H”
you’re way out in front, ah well nobody’s perfect.
thanks harry long retired.

[grumpy_old_man]

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct.
cheers Johnnie

They are now advising everyone to have two alcohol free days a week .
Cheers Dave

They can "advise owt they want, I’m old enough now to decide what’s best for me. If we took notice of all the “advise” we’d be dead by the weekend from starvation and dehydration and there’s one thing for sure, you can’t have a drink when you’re dead.