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I found a bottle of Glenmorange in the back of the pantry last week, ten years old it said so I swilled it down the sink and bought some nice new stuff with a Morrisons label on it, not a distillery that I have heard of before but it must be better than the old stuff!

Pete.

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windrush:
I found a bottle of Glenmorange in the back of the pantry last week, ten years old it said so I swilled it down the sink and bought some nice new stuff with a Morrisons label on it, not a distillery that I have heard of before but it must be better than the old stuff!

Pete.

Oh dear!! keep taking the pills Pete. :smiley: :smiley: regards Kev. Ps what’s your sell by date ■■ :imp: :imp:

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Kev, thats defo a red card offence,as you will agree the older the better, its a pity its not available on prescription, what a thing to do with highland nectar oh dear me how could he do it. Regards Larry.

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Lawrence Dunbar:
0Harry is this your stache, Regards Larry.

There is not enough there to last for a month as I only counted 24 bottles and the least number of days in a month is 29 this year :unamused: :unamused: :frowning:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

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Ah yes, but thats only part of the stache, & those ones havnt been touched yet, Harry & I are slow drinkers, just in case our tipple becomes scarce you know. Regards Larry.

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harry was bad enough before you met him larry , but i think you are having a bad influence on him . i don’t know what you got up to at the getogether , but he hasn’t been posting much lately . i know he made the excuse of not being well , but i reckon his " carer " is cracking down on him a bit . maybe he should change his username to freddie frinton eh ? ,

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Lawrence Dunbar:
Ah yes, but thats only part of the stache, & those ones havnt been touched yet, Harry & I are slow drinkers, just in case our tipple becomes scarce you know. Regards Larry.

Larry that is very sensible not advertising the true extent of your stock as you could be over whelmed with “friends” you never knew you had and I did not see my favorite tipple " Isle of Jura " among the selection :unamused: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

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Its only a minor set back, the flu jab causes all sorts of bother, Take me for instance, I went for the jab & came out with the flu, so I had some special stuff from Scotland to put me right, Im sure Harry has the same remedey, Regards Larry.

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i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

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rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct. :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

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sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct. :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

They are now advising everyone to have two alcohol free days a week :wink: .
Cheers Dave

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Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct. :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

They are now advising everyone to have two alcohol free days a week :wink: .
Cheers Dave

They can ■■■■ off I’m not giving mine away for one day never mind two days and I am sure there will be more members who think the same :imp: :imp:
cheers Johnnie :unamused: :wink:

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sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct. :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

They are now advising everyone to have two alcohol free days a week :wink: .
Cheers Dave

They can ■■■■ off I’m not giving mine away for one day never mind two days and I am sure there will be more members who think the same :imp: :imp:
cheers Johnnie :unamused: :wink:

Quite agree,was just testing the water :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct. :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

They are now advising everyone to have two alcohol free days a week :wink: .
Cheers Dave

They can ■■■■ off I’m not giving mine away for one day never mind two days and I am sure there will be more members who think the same :imp: :imp:
cheers Johnnie :unamused: :wink:

Quite agree,was just testing the water :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave if this gets any further north it will cause a revolution and the consequences will be dire for who ever came up with this idea as I can foresee nine knotted ropes being entwined to make one instrument for the punishment of the said author. :unamused: :smiling_imp:
cheers Johnnie :laughing: :wink:

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sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct. :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

They are now advising everyone to have two alcohol free days a week :wink: .
Cheers Dave

They can ■■■■ off I’m not giving mine away for one day never mind two days and I am sure there will be more members who think the same :imp: :imp:
cheers Johnnie :unamused: :wink:

Quite agree,was just testing the water :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave if this gets any further north it will cause a revolution and the consequences will be dire for who ever came up with this idea as I can foresee nine knotted ropes being entwined to make one instrument for the punishment of the said author. :unamused: :smiling_imp:
cheers Johnnie :laughing: :wink:

It started in Scotland Johnnie,so it must be working South.Could be a battle on the border again :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct. :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

They are now advising everyone to have two alcohol free days a week :wink: .
Cheers Dave

hiya,
Sorted Dave, midnight tonight till 8 AM tomorrow and midnight tomorrow
till 8 AM the next day, these boffins can expect total compliance from me.
thanks harry long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i’m sure larry is a generous type of bloke johnnie , always willing to share his angel’s water with a friend , but i have it on good authority that you are as tight as a duck’s bum , so it is no use coming to your house thirsty then . cheers , dave

Dave all visitors are welcomed with either tea or coffee but certainly not a dram of malt ( its unlawful to encourage drinking and driving ) so your information sounds as if it is correct. :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

They are now advising everyone to have two alcohol free days a week :wink: .
Cheers Dave

hiya,
Sorted Dave, midnight tonight till 8 AM tomorrow and midnight tomorrow
till 8 AM the next day, these boffins can expect total compliance from me.
thanks harry long retired.

You got it fixed Harry 7X8 =56 two and a half days magic formula :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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Who is this ? looks like he has been on the malts, Regards Larry.

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Lawrence Dunbar:
0Who is this ? looks like he has been on the malts, Regards Larry.

Looks like Donald Sinden :laughing:

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Are you sure about that ?. Regards Larry.