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[animal]

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

A proper Welsh Dragon .

That’s a nice looking dragon Dave
Reminds me of some of the gaffers Wincanton had.

I know a few females that look like that Chris.None that live here I hasten to add .
Cheers Dave.

I can look like that

[lawrence_dunbar]

My xmas whiskey from my understanding daughter, Regards Larry

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

A proper Welsh Dragon .

That’s a nice looking dragon Dave
Reminds me of some of the gaffers Wincanton had.

I know a few females that look like that Chris.None that live here I hasten to add .
Cheers Dave.

I can look like that

After how many whiskies Ang ?
Cheers Dave.

[sammyopisite]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

A proper Welsh Dragon .

That’s a nice looking dragon Dave
Reminds me of some of the gaffers Wincanton had.

I know a few females that look like that Chris.None that live here I hasten to add .
Cheers Dave.

I can look like that

I believe you
cheers Johnnie

[lawrence_dunbar]

Old Fred Smiles used to look like that sometimes, The Smiles were no where to be seen if he was having a bad day, which was quite often, because he allways claimed to be right, but mind you I you proved him wrong he allwyas said sorry under his breath. Regards Larry.

[dave_the_renegade]

Lawrence Dunbar:
Old Fred Smiles used to look like that sometimes, The Smiles were no where to be seen if he was having a bad day, which was quite often, because he always claimed to be right, but mind you I you proved him wrong he always said sorry under his breath. Regards Larry.

Nobodies ever said sorry to me under their breath Larry…its usually much worse .
Cheers Dave.

[lawrence_dunbar]

Well this bloke would for instance say now you must leave 6ft of space at the back when you were going to load, OK,no problem, so this day I went to load some bags, & left 6ft6ins of space, I returned to the office on the Quayside for the pick up note for the rest of my load, He went off it his tash was bristling his lips were purple, yelling theres not 6ft of space there, you wont get the case of machinery on there, He made a right arse of himself when I handed him my spring rule, by claiming he was right about the measurements, Well he was but why go off it in the first place If he was that bloody clever. what a Nugget, Regards Larry.

[harry_gill]

sammyopisite:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

A proper Welsh Dragon .

That’s a nice looking dragon Dave
Reminds me of some of the gaffers Wincanton had.

I know a few females that look like that Chris.None that live here I hasten to add .
Cheers Dave.

I can look like that

I believe you
cheers Johnnie

hiya,
Been associated with a few dragons in my time in fact I married a Welsh one and could she breathe fire.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

We used to have to put anything up to a ton of bagged cement or/and drainage pies on top of the load Larry,which wasn’t to bad loading off a ramp.Getting them off the top of the load before tipping was another matter and I am 6 foot and a lot of the drivers were smaller .
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:
We used to have to put anything up to a ton of bagged cement or/and drainage pies on top of the load Larry,which wasn’t to bad loading off a ramp.Getting them off the top of the load before tipping was another matter and I am 6 foot and a lot of the drivers were smaller .
Cheers Dave.

6ft can I have some of that please as I am 4ft 10 was standing next to a driver other day & he just happens to be 6ft 8 even when I stood on a chair he was taller than me

[kevmac47]

Story in todays Daily Mail of a manager at Glenffidich distillery being found dead in a vat of whisky. RIP no further comment from me. kevmac47

[harry_gill]

kevmac47:
Story in todays Daily Mail of a manager at Glenffidich distillery being found dead in a vat of whisky. RIP no further comment from me. kevmac47

hiya,
Kev trust you to get the wrong story, he wasn’t the manager he was the head taster, I am looking in the situations vacant column of their local paper to see if they’re looking for a replacement so just might have a bit of a travel to the next “do” should I get lucky.
thanks harry long retired.

[rigsby]

no use you applying harry , you are supposed to leave some for them to bottle up for the customers , if you and larry got involved you would su … oops , sip the lot , cheers , dave

[harry_gill]

rigsby:
no use you applying harry , you are supposed to leave some for them to bottle up for the customers , if you and larry got involved you would su … oops , sip the lot , cheers , dave

hiya,
That’s torn it Dave the Personel Department at the Glenfiddich distillery have just read your post and have issued a statement stating that applications from the North East of England have to be put through the shredder poste haste, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

rigsby:
no use you applying harry , you are supposed to leave some for them to bottle up for the customers , if you and larry got involved you would su … oops , sip the lot , cheers , dave

hiya,
That’s torn it Dave the Personel Department at the Glenfiddich distillery have just read your post and have issued a statement stating that applications from the North East of England have to be put through the shredder poste haste, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
thanks harry long retired.

You missed out on a top job there Harry.My sincere condolances .
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
no use you applying harry , you are supposed to leave some for them to bottle up for the customers , if you and larry got involved you would su … oops , sip the lot , cheers , dave

hiya,
That’s torn it Dave the Personel Department at the Glenfiddich distillery have just read your post and have issued a statement stating that applications from the North East of England have to be put through the shredder poste haste, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
thanks harry long retired.

You missed out on a top job there Harry.My sincere condolances .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Never mind Dave you can’t win em’ all and the English bus pass doesn’t work
oe’r the Border so I wouldn’t be able to get home after a hard days work
so I’d be stuck in the distillery 24/7, it means I’ll just have to keep on doing
the tasting at home must keep up to top standard, another unfortunate
taster may fall along the way and I being an old boy scout must always Be
Prepared and not a word to t’other Dave.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
no use you applying harry , you are supposed to leave some for them to bottle up for the customers , if you and larry got involved you would su … oops , sip the lot , cheers , dave

hiya,
That’s torn it Dave the Personel Department at the Glenfiddich distillery have just read your post and have issued a statement stating that applications from the North East of England have to be put through the shredder poste haste, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
thanks harry long retired.

You missed out on a top job there Harry.My sincere condolances .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Never mind Dave you can’t win em’ all and the English bus pass doesn’t work
oe’r the Border so I wouldn’t be able to get home after a hard days work
so I’d be stuck in the distillery 24/7, it means I’ll just have to keep on doing
the tasting at home must keep up to top standard, another unfortunate
taster may fall along the way and I being an old boy scout must always Be
Prepared and not a word to t’other Dave.
thanks harry long retired.

They will all be busy with the referendum north of the border Harry,so I would think there could be a shortage of taster’s up there.You could very well be called in to fill the breach .
Cheers Dave.

[chris_webb]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
no use you applying harry , you are supposed to leave some for them to bottle up for the customers , if you and larry got involved you would su … oops , sip the lot , cheers , dave

hiya,
That’s torn it Dave the Personel Department at the Glenfiddich distillery have just read your post and have issued a statement stating that applications from the North East of England have to be put through the shredder poste haste, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
thanks harry long retired.

You missed out on a top job there Harry.My sincere condolances .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Never mind Dave you can’t win em’ all and the English bus pass doesn’t work
oe’r the Border so I wouldn’t be able to get home after a hard days work
so I’d be stuck in the distillery 24/7, it means I’ll just have to keep on doing
the tasting at home must keep up to top standard, another unfortunate
taster may fall along the way and I being an old boy scout must always Be
Prepared and not a word to t’other Dave.
thanks harry long retired.

They will all be busy with the referendum north of the border Harry,so I would think there could be a shortage of taster’s up there.You could very well be called in to fill the breach .
Cheers Dave.

There must be summat lurking with this Scottish independence thing,a mate of mine has applied for job on the border post near Gretna;apparantly all Scottish goods heading south have to be examined,including Irn Bru and whisky…and he’s from Scotland Harry would be better at Berwick,being an east coast man.There’d be nowt left after the tasting at Berwick…bugger it I don’t live in England so it won’t affect the IOM.
Of course thad have to look under their kilts,checking for contraband.

[dave_the_renegade]

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
no use you applying harry , you are supposed to leave some for them to bottle up for the customers , if you and larry got involved you would su … oops , sip the lot , cheers , dave

hiya,
That’s torn it Dave the Personel Department at the Glenfiddich distillery have just read your post and have issued a statement stating that applications from the North East of England have to be put through the shredder poste haste, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
thanks harry long retired.

You missed out on a top job there Harry.My sincere condolances .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Never mind Dave you can’t win em’ all and the English bus pass doesn’t work
oe’r the Border so I wouldn’t be able to get home after a hard days work
so I’d be stuck in the distillery 24/7, it means I’ll just have to keep on doing
the tasting at home must keep up to top standard, another unfortunate
taster may fall along the way and I being an old boy scout must always Be
Prepared and not a word to t’other Dave.
thanks harry long retired.

They will all be busy with the referendum north of the border Harry,so I would think there could be a shortage of taster’s up there.You could very well be called in to fill the breach .
Cheers Dave.

There must be summat lurking with this Scottish independence thing,a mate of mine has applied for job on the border post near Gretna;apparantly all Scottish goods heading south have to be examined,including Irn Bru and whisky…and he’s from Scotland Harry would be better at Berwick,being an east coast man.There’d be nowt left after the tasting at Berwick…bugger it I don’t live in England so it won’t affect the IOM.
Of course thad have to look under their kilts,checking for contraband.

Do they wear kilts up Harry’s way Chris ? Never been in that area.Looking at some of the football matches up their they don’t wear a lot.I expect Harry has a good chance of landing the job tasting,not far for him to travel either .
Cheers Dave.

[chris_webb]

Well Dave,we’d best be prepared,our Hadrian had best come over and check his wall…