At least you are better off than Ginger McCain Norm,he won’t be training no more winners for you to back.
You will have to use that snooker cue as a walking stick 
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Cheers Dave.
Hi boys
Norm how many jars had you had at the snooker hall. I bet the first thing you did when you fell was to look around to see who was watching 
Regards Keith
Dave some people will use all sorts of excuses when they are inebriated and they refuse to admit they are ■■■■■■ 
Cheers Johnnie 
Its that falling down water lads.They still drink it in Cobbler Country .
Answer to your queriers, I had one cup of coffee, not like you whisky swillers Johnnie It was my own fault, I should be more careful with bi-focals glasses, and lift my foot higher.
Norman Ingram:
Answer to your queriers, I had one cup of coffee, not like you whisky swillers Johnnie
Norman you may have a point there but that is why nobody notices when we fall over
cheers Johnnie
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sammyopisite:
Norman Ingram:
Answer to your queriers, I had one cup of coffee, not like you whisky swillers JohnnieNorman you may have a point there but that is why nobody notices when we fall over
cheers Johnnie
Norm will have to wear the bi- focals the other way up Johnnie,then he might see the kerb,but not be able to read the winners in the racing pages
Hi boys
Norm never thought you would have trouble getting your leg over
Regards keith
hiya,
Norman at least when I roll over I can genuinely blame the demon drink because at last I’ve graduated from being a semi-skilled to a fully qualified p""s artist, It’s taken a lot of money and a lot of hard work, the hard work is keeping out of the wife’s way so’s I can drink without her seeing me and her telling me when I’ve had enough, I know when I’ve had plenty without her telling me ,I roll down on the deck just like our Norman.
thanks harry long retired.
Only a kerb Keith. but I’m a lot older and you need to keep practicing, been out of training for at least 14 years.
dessert driver:
Hi boys
Norm never thought you would have trouble getting your leg overRegards keith
Harry I was not on the deck, just doing a one handed press up! ouch
harry_gill:
hiya,
Norman at least when I roll over I can genuinely blame the demon drink because at last I’ve graduated from being a semi-skilled to a fully qualified p""s artist, It’s taken a lot of money and a lot of hard work, the hard work is keeping out of the wife’s way so’s I can drink without her seeing me and her telling me when I’ve had enough, I know when I’ve had plenty without her telling me ,I roll down on the deck just like our Norman.
thanks harry long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Answer to your queriers, I had one cup of coffee, not like you whisky swillers Johnnie
Norman what you do not know is that I was abused as a baby with my dad away fighting the Germans and anyone else my granddad told my mum to put some whisky in my milk when I was teething and if I was a crabby little bleeder and that still happens today so I reckon that it as left me addicted to whisky so the health service should be giving it to me on prescription. I assume this a traditional remedy as my dad was Scottish and it could have happened to some more unfortunate souls who are suffering in silence the same as I am.
Cheers Johnnie 
Well,I reckon you lot,from Northampton to Durham and back to Sheffield are all ■■■■ artists and should be ashamed of yersens.
Anon…
Chris Webb:
Well,I reckon you lot,from Northampton to Durham and back to Sheffield are all ■■■■ artists and should be ashamed of yersens.Anon…
Jealously gets you no where Mr. W.!! Same again “bar person” and have one yourself,hic! hic! Anon II.
Bewick:
Chris Webb:
Well,I reckon you lot,from Northampton to Durham and back to Sheffield are all ■■■■ artists and should be ashamed of yersens.Anon…
Jealously gets you no where Mr. W.!! Same again “bar person” and have one yourself,hic! hic! Anon II.
Mr. Webb will have spent the afternoon having a liquid lunch so he is telling porkies as it will have been at least 7 courses
ANON.
sammyopisite:
Bewick:
Chris Webb:
Well,I reckon you lot,from Northampton to Durham and back to Sheffield are all ■■■■ artists and should be ashamed of yersens.Anon…
Jealously gets you no where Mr. W.!! Same again “bar person” and have one yourself,hic! hic! Anon II.
Mr. Webb will have spent the afternoon having a liquid lunch so he is telling porkies as it will have been at least 7 courses
ANON.
Would the 7 courses have included a packet of fish and chips or would that have been an 8th course? Anon II.
Bewick:
sammyopisite:
Bewick:
Chris Webb:
Well,I reckon you lot,from Northampton to Durham and back to Sheffield are all ■■■■ artists and should be ashamed of yersens.Anon…
Jealously gets you no where Mr. W.!! Same again “bar person” and have one yourself,hic! hic! Anon II.
Mr. Webb will have spent the afternoon having a liquid lunch so he is telling porkies as it will have been at least 7 courses
ANON.
Would the 7 courses have included a packet of fish and chips or would that have been an 8th course? Anon II.
Plus a ride over Creg Ny Baa on his motorbike .
Dave the Renegade:
Bewick:
sammyopisite:
Bewick:
Chris Webb:
Well,I reckon you lot,from Northampton to Durham and back to Sheffield are all ■■■■ artists and should be ashamed of yersens.Anon…
Jealously gets you no where Mr. W.!! Same again “bar person” and have one yourself,hic! hic! Anon II.
Mr. Webb will have spent the afternoon having a liquid lunch so he is telling porkies as it will have been at least 7 courses
ANON.
Would the 7 courses have included a packet of fish and chips or would that have been an 8th course? Anon II.
Plus a ride over Creg Ny Baa on his motorbike
Dave I thought that was ■■■■■■■■■■ or something 
Cheers Johnnie
Creg -ny- Baa - “Rock of the crow”,nowt to do with sheep.
Open all year…summer…
And winter…
My Sheffield compatriate Sammieoposite has got it right,but only six pints in t’Queens,cos we were all skint,times is 'ard like I keep telling you lot over there in t’UK. 
i hardly slept a wink last night worrying about you poor hard up tax exiles chris , it must be terrible having to drink less to make ends meet . i reckon you have it easy , johnnie can,t afford a motor and has to use his pensioners pass on the trams , harry has to send his wife down the mine to keep a roof over his head ( and a bottle in the shed ) and i’m thinking of taking up busking to make a crust ( folks will pay good money to shut me up ) and i can’t go to the pub 'cos i haven’t paid me slate off , times are even harder on the mainland you know !!! , desperate pensioner , peak district