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rigsby:
i hardly slept a wink last night worrying about you poor hard up tax exiles chris , it must be terrible having to drink less to make ends meet . i reckon you have it easy , johnnie can,t afford a motor and has to use his pensioners pass on the trams , harry has to send his wife down the mine to keep a roof over his head ( and a bottle in the shed ) and i’m thinking of taking up busking to make a crust ( folks will pay good money to shut me up ) and i can’t go to the pub 'cos i haven’t paid me slate off , times are even harder on the mainland you know !!! , desperate pensioner , peak district

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Bloody hell Dave,I’m really depressed after reading that,can’t you do a few shifts for Lomas to mek yer money up? If W H Philips were still going they would have set you on,no nights out either. :smiley:
Next time I’m in Buxton I’ll look out for you busking near t’Pavilion.

i couldn’t go back to driving chris , it is totally (zb) now , i’ve never set foot in a lorry since i had to finish work , i don’t think i could manage all those steps now . give me an erf with a 14 litre ■■■■■■■ and a twin splitter and i might consider it , but only if i didn’t have to get up before 8 o’clock . the wife says i can’t go busking 'cos i haven’t got a dog on a string or dreadlocks , so i’ll just have to manage as i am . it’s a hard life ain’t it !!! cheers , dave

rigsby:
i couldn’t go back to driving chris , it is totally (zb) now , i’ve never set foot in a lorry since i had to finish work , i don’t think i could manage all those steps now . give me an erf with a 14 litre ■■■■■■■ and a twin splitter and i might consider it , but only if i didn’t have to get up before 8 o’clock . the wife says i can’t go busking 'cos i haven’t got a dog on a string or dreadlocks , so i’ll just have to manage as i am . it’s a hard life ain’t it !!! cheers , dave

You will have to buy a tin whistle and throw a hat on the floor in your local shopping centre Dave.You might just make a few quid just to subsidise your income and help save up to buy a Dog :wink: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

rigsby:
i couldn’t go back to driving chris , it is totally (zb) now , i’ve never set foot in a lorry since i had to finish work , i don’t think i could manage all those steps now . give me an erf with a 14 litre ■■■■■■■ and a twin splitter and i might consider it , but only if i didn’t have to get up before 8 o’clock . the wife says i can’t go busking 'cos i haven’t got a dog on a string or dreadlocks , so i’ll just have to manage as i am . it’s a hard life ain’t it !!! cheers , dave

hiya,
Dave there’s a bottle of Scotch en-route just to help out like can’t bear to see a former comrade in arms going short dispatched via BRS parcels should get it for Christmas 2012.would send one to the I.O.M but can’t afford the postage and packing.
thanks harry long retired.

harry_gill:

rigsby:
i couldn’t go back to driving chris , it is totally (zb) now , i’ve never set foot in a lorry since i had to finish work , i don’t think i could manage all those steps now . give me an erf with a 14 litre ■■■■■■■ and a twin splitter and i might consider it , but only if i didn’t have to get up before 8 o’clock . the wife says i can’t go busking 'cos i haven’t got a dog on a string or dreadlocks , so i’ll just have to manage as i am . it’s a hard life ain’t it !!! cheers , dave

hiya,
Dave there’s a bottle of Scotch en-route just to help out like can’t bear to see a former comrade in arms going short dispatched via BRS parcels should get it for Christmas 2012.would send one to the I.O.M but can’t afford the postage and packing.
thanks harry long retired.

You could always get Dennis to drop it in the sea at Morcambe Harry.I’m sure Chris would fish it out at Douglas :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
i couldn’t go back to driving chris , it is totally (zb) now , i’ve never set foot in a lorry since i had to finish work , i don’t think i could manage all those steps now . give me an erf with a 14 litre ■■■■■■■ and a twin splitter and i might consider it , but only if i didn’t have to get up before 8 o’clock . the wife says i can’t go busking 'cos i haven’t got a dog on a string or dreadlocks , so i’ll just have to manage as i am . it’s a hard life ain’t it !!! cheers , dave

hiya,
Dave there’s a bottle of Scotch en-route just to help out like can’t bear to see a former comrade in arms going short dispatched via BRS parcels should get it for Christmas 2012.would send one to the I.O.M but can’t afford the postage and packing.
thanks harry long retired.

You could always get Dennis to drop it in the sea at Morcambe Harry.I’m sure Chris would fish it out at Douglas :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

You would be better sending down for me to recycle first then the customs won’t bother about it :laughing:
cheers Johnnie

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
i couldn’t go back to driving chris , it is totally (zb) now , i’ve never set foot in a lorry since i had to finish work , i don’t think i could manage all those steps now . give me an erf with a 14 litre ■■■■■■■ and a twin splitter and i might consider it , but only if i didn’t have to get up before 8 o’clock . the wife says i can’t go busking 'cos i haven’t got a dog on a string or dreadlocks , so i’ll just have to manage as i am . it’s a hard life ain’t it !!! cheers , dave

hiya,
Dave there’s a bottle of Scotch en-route just to help out like can’t bear to see a former comrade in arms going short dispatched via BRS parcels should get it for Christmas 2012.would send one to the I.O.M but can’t afford the postage and packing.
thanks harry long retired.

You could always get Dennis to drop it in the sea at Morcambe Harry.I’m sure Chris would fish it out at Douglas :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

You would be better sending down for me to recycle first then the customs won’t bother about it :laughing:
cheers Johnnie

Careful Johnnie,they still use the birch in the I O M,and Chris is probably a Magistrate :open_mouth: :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
i couldn’t go back to driving chris , it is totally (zb) now , i’ve never set foot in a lorry since i had to finish work , i don’t think i could manage all those steps now . give me an erf with a 14 litre ■■■■■■■ and a twin splitter and i might consider it , but only if i didn’t have to get up before 8 o’clock . the wife says i can’t go busking 'cos i haven’t got a dog on a string or dreadlocks , so i’ll just have to manage as i am . it’s a hard life ain’t it !!! cheers , dave

hiya,
Dave there’s a bottle of Scotch en-route just to help out like can’t bear to see a former comrade in arms going short dispatched via BRS parcels should get it for Christmas 2012.would send one to the I.O.M but can’t afford the postage and packing.
thanks harry long retired.

You could always get Dennis to drop it in the sea at Morcambe Harry.I’m sure Chris would fish it out at Douglas :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

You would be better sending down for me to recycle first then the customs won’t bother about it :laughing:
cheers Johnnie

Careful Johnnie,they still use the birch in the I O M,and Chris is probably a Magistrate :open_mouth: :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave there is some things which I am intellectually challenged such as being careful, doing as I am told and keeping my gob shut. :laughing: :laughing: :unamused:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

rigsby:
i couldn’t go back to driving chris , it is totally (zb) now , i’ve never set foot in a lorry since i had to finish work , i don’t think i could manage all those steps now . give me an erf with a 14 litre ■■■■■■■ and a twin splitter and i might consider it , but only if i didn’t have to get up before 8 o’clock . the wife says i can’t go busking 'cos i haven’t got a dog on a string or dreadlocks , so i’ll just have to manage as i am . it’s a hard life ain’t it !!! cheers , dave

Careful Johnnie,they still use the birch in the I O M,and Chris is probably a Magistrate :open_mouth: :wink: .
Cheers Dave.
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An ERF with 14 litre ■■■■■■■ and twin splitter would tempt me as well Dave,best combination I ever drove.Would be nice night trunking on the IOM with one of them,but I couldn’t be arsed in the UK.

And by the way Dave,no Birch over here now,don’t need it - well maybe for hooligans from Morecambe,but that’s about all. :laughing:

Chris Webb:

rigsby:
i couldn’t go back to driving chris , it is totally (zb) now , i’ve never set foot in a lorry since i had to finish work , i don’t think i could manage all those steps now . give me an erf with a 14 litre ■■■■■■■ and a twin splitter and i might consider it , but only if i didn’t have to get up before 8 o’clock . the wife says i can’t go busking 'cos i haven’t got a dog on a string or dreadlocks , so i’ll just have to manage as i am . it’s a hard life ain’t it !!! cheers , dave

Careful Johnnie,they still use the birch in the I O M,and Chris is probably a Magistrate :open_mouth: :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

An ERF with 14 litre ■■■■■■■ and twin splitter would tempt me as well Dave,best combination I ever drove.Would be nice night trunking on the IOM with one of them,but I couldn’t be arsed in the UK.

And by the way Dave,no Birch over here now,don’t need it - well maybe for hooligans from Morecambe,but that’s about all. :laughing:
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Perhaps you could take one over to Morcambe Chris and give them a taste of the Birch,just to sharpen them up a bit :unamused: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave it seems as though the Squire of Morecombe as gone into hiding or on the run :exclamation:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

sammyopisite:
Dave it seems as though the Squire of Morecombe as gone into hiding or on the run :exclamation:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

Perhaps he can’t stand pain Johnnie,got a low threshold I would think :wink:.
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:
Dave it seems as though the Squire of Morecombe as gone into hiding or on the run :exclamation:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

Perhaps he can’t stand pain Johnnie,got a low threshold I would think :wink:.
Cheers Dave.

Dave there is me thinking that everyone on here was a machocist I always considered it necessary to be a driver of the old wagons. :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:
Dave it seems as though the Squire of Morecombe as gone into hiding or on the run :exclamation:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

Perhaps he can’t stand pain Johnnie,got a low threshold I would think :wink:.
Cheers Dave.

Dave there is me thinking that everyone on here was a machocist I always considered it necessary to be a driver of the old wagons. :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

Hence he went on to drive a desk :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave if you want my input, I think Dennis is on the wanted list and lying low, he might even be drinking a few pint in foreign lands like the IoW, have you noticed Chris has been quiet! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: but it is not unusal for the rich to have mony and contacts in that isle? :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you want my input, I think Dennis is on the wanted list and lying low, he might even be drinking a few pint in foreign lands like the IoW, have you noticed Chris has been quiet! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: but it is not unusal for the rich to have mony and contacts in that isle? :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

They are probably at the Lib/Dem conference Norm.Dennis is probably spying for Cameron and Chris is reporting back to the Manx Government :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you want my input, I think Dennis is on the wanted list and lying low, he might even be drinking a few pint in foreign lands like the IoW, have you noticed Chris has been quiet! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: but it is not unusal for the rich to have mony and contacts in that isle? :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

They are probably at the Lib/Dem conference Norm.Dennis is probably spying for Cameron and Chris is reporting back to the Manx Government :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

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LibDem conference,me? I’d sooner stick pins in me eyes or go back driving a Scania 81.
We vote for our new government on 29th of this month. I thought Dennis was maybe on the Isle of Man,not the Isle of Wight,you can’t act like a tax exile in an extension of Hampshire. :laughing:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you want my input, I think Dennis is on the wanted list and lying low, he might even be drinking a few pint in foreign lands like the IoW, have you noticed Chris has been quiet! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: but it is not unusal for the rich to have mony and contacts in that isle? :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

They are probably at the Lib/Dem conference Norm.Dennis is probably spying for Cameron and Chris is reporting back to the Manx Government :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

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LibDem conference,me? I’d sooner stick pins in me eyes or go back driving a Scania 81.
We vote for our new government on 29th of this month. I thought Dennis was maybe on the Isle of Man,not the Isle of Wight,you can’t act like a tax exile in an extension of Hampshire. :laughing:

It could be that Dennis is not wealthy enough to settle in the Isle of Man :unamused:
ANON. :laughing:

LibDem conference,me? I’d sooner stick pins in me eyes or go back driving a Scania 81.
We vote for our new government on 29th of this month. I thought Dennis was maybe on the Isle of Man,not the Isle of Wight,you can’t act like a tax exile in an extension of Hampshire. :laughing:
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It could be that Dennis is not wealthy enough to settle in the Isle of Man :unamused:
ANON. :laughing:
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He can’t log on,he has PC problems.
Cheers Dave.

There is a decent computer help page on Sheffield forum some are only triers but there is one or two very good computer experts on as well “waddler8” for malware and viruses , J C Coventry Ghozer and greengeek to name a few who do help a lot of people on the site with problems, you have to scroll down to get it
cheers Johnnie

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