Might I suggest that we organise a TN “jolly boys” long week end on the IOM,say a Friday to Monday? One spin off would be that we would get C. Webb barred out of every boozer in Douglas then he’d be forced to move back to the mainland and have to pay his fair share of our deficit!!! But it would be a great weekend all the same!! Dennis.
Bewick:
Might I suggest that we organise a TN “jolly boys” long week end on the IOM,say a Friday to Monday? One spin off would be that we would get C. Webb barred out of every boozer in Douglas then he’d be forced to move back to the mainland and have to pay his fair share of our deficit!!! But it would be a great weekend all the same!! Dennis.
Dennis what’s SINE DIE mean as I can’t go back while it as run out 
ANON.
sammyopisite:
Bewick:
Might I suggest that we organise a TN “jolly boys” long week end on the IOM,say a Friday to Monday? One spin off would be that we would get C. Webb barred out of every boozer in Douglas then he’d be forced to move back to the mainland and have to pay his fair share of our deficit!!! But it would be a great weekend all the same!! Dennis.Dennis what’s SINE DIE mean as I can’t go back while it as run out
ANON.
Dear Anon,do you mean your barred out of every boozer in Sheffield or did you get slung off the IOM “sine die”? If it is the former you will still be allowed on the trip,but if it was the latter-----we’ll send you a joint post card from the island(signed by everyone of course!) The text number for Jeremy Kyle is 63334 if you need any further help on this matter!! Love Doris!
hell dennis are you trying to cause a panic . if they saw a gang ot tnuk members getting off the ferry , the police would be getting the riot shields and body armour out , and chris would probably bury the strong box in his back garden for safety . oooh i can see the headlines now , " rioting pensioners cause mayhem in douglas " anon
Bewick:
sammyopisite:
Bewick:
Might I suggest that we organise a TN “jolly boys” long week end on the IOM,say a Friday to Monday? One spin off would be that we would get C. Webb barred out of every boozer in Douglas then he’d be forced to move back to the mainland and have to pay his fair share of our deficit!!! But it would be a great weekend all the same!! Dennis.Dennis what’s SINE DIE mean as I can’t go back while it as run out
ANON.
Dear Anon,do you mean your barred out of every boozer in Sheffield or did you get slung off the IOM “sine die”? If it is the former you will still be allowed on the trip,but if it was the latter-----we’ll send you a joint post card from the island(signed by everyone of course!) The text number for Jeremy Kyle is 63334 if you need any further help on this matter!! Love Doris!
Dear Doris I will be O K as I can always say its not me and use somebody else’s name and I know it works 
ANON.
YOU WON’T GET ME GOING YOU BARSTEWARDS.
Let me know when you are coming and I’ll organise a greeting for you. 
Chris Webb:
YOU WON’T GET ME GOING YOU BARSTEWARDS.
Let me know when you are coming and I’ll organise a greeting for you.
They will all be on motorbikes Chris and resemble ■■■■ Emery’s dad .
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Chris Webb:
YOU WON’T GET ME GOING YOU BARSTEWARDS.
Let me know when you are coming and I’ll organise a greeting for you.They will all be on motorbikes Chris and resemble ■■■■ Emery’s dad
Cheers Dave.
Can’t wait Dave,you come as well,bring Tracey with yer,she can keep everybody in order,even ex hauliers from Kendal.
We’ve brought the Birch back by the way after all you buggers rioting over there,so you’ll have to toe the line or risk being excluded from the IOM for five years.
Chris Webb:
Dave the Renegade:
Chris Webb:
YOU WON’T GET ME GOING YOU BARSTEWARDS.
Let me know when you are coming and I’ll organise a greeting for you.They will all be on motorbikes Chris and resemble ■■■■ Emery’s dad
Cheers Dave.
Can’t wait Dave,you come as well,bring Tracey with yer,she can keep everybody in order,even ex hauliers from Kendal.
We’ve brought the Birch back by the way after all you buggers rioting over there,so you’ll have to toe the line or risk being excluded from the IOM for five years.
They could do with using the birch over here Chris,any politician who suggested that and bringing back hanging would get my vote every time.
We haven’t got a motorbike these days.Could bring the transit as a recovery vehicle for the right fee .
Cheers Dave.
Will we have a “kitty” and who will look after it?
Bewick:
Will we have a “kitty” and who will look after it?
I don’t like cats so it won’t be me
Johnnie 
sammyopisite:
Bewick:
Will we have a “kitty” and who will look after it?I don’t like cats so it won’t be me
Johnnie
Its the birch in the Isle of Man Dennis,not the cat .
Cheers Anon.
sammyopisite:
Bewick:
Will we have a “kitty” and who will look after it?I don’t like cats so it won’t be me
Johnnie
Or put another way Johnnie,will we have a central fund,which everyone present contributes to,from which all the drinks are purchased until a) the fund is exhausted,and no one will contribute further or,b) everyone is ■■■■■■ and there is still a few quid left in the fund.I re-call that option “b” used to be the regular outcome at the Bewick pre Christmas last day at work “get together”----"■■■■ up " to you Johnnie!!! Cheers Dennis.
Dave the Renegade:
sammyopisite:
Bewick:
Will we have a “kitty” and who will look after it?I don’t like cats so it won’t be me
JohnnieIts the birch in the Isle of Man Dennis,not the cat
Cheers Anon.
Aye well that will put a few off from attending then!!
I best not refill the glass with malt otherwise I will be ■■■■■■ up the nue
ANON. 
sammyopisite:
I best not refill the glass with malt otherwise I will be ■■■■■■ up the nue
ANON.
Nothing wrong with that Johnnie,you would be the same as the rest of us .
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
sammyopisite:
I best not refill the glass with malt otherwise I will be ■■■■■■ up the nue
ANON.Nothing wrong with that Johnnie,you would be the same as the rest of us
Cheers Dave.
Hi Dave that is a very potent malt 58% proof so it is left alone tonight 
but it does warm your cockles and I only take it for medicinal purposes and the rest of you are probably not as daft as me to start with
cheers Johnnie
I have just read this thread in it’s entirety. I am sat here with a huge grin on my face, you lot are bloody nuts, and hope my sense of humour improves when I get to your ages
I am a very young 53 on the 15th September. Battle of Britain Day
sammyopisite:
Dave the Renegade:
sammyopisite:
I best not refill the glass with malt otherwise I will be ■■■■■■ up the nue
ANON.Nothing wrong with that Johnnie,you would be the same as the rest of us
Cheers Dave.Hi Dave that is a very potent malt 58% proof so it is left alone tonight
cheers Johnnie
hiya,
Does having a hangover to cure come under the title of “medicinal purposes” well I’m a bit that way this morning so I think I’ll have an early starter and the wife’s out at the hairdresser’s so I’m not fearful of a tongue lashing, cheers.
thanks harry long retired.
have a couple harry , one might not work ! anyway if you have two now it will save you checking the mousetraps after dinner , cheers , dave