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I have to say that my woman can reverse a car and park it tidily.Also a couple of other females that live in the same road are also good drivers.But we do live in a rural area with a lot of narrow roads,so the need to reverse is a must.
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:
I have to say that my woman can reverse a car and park it tidily.Also a couple of other females that live in the same road are also good drivers.But we do live in a rural area with a lot of narrow roads,so the need to reverse is a must.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Nowt wrong with her reversing Dave It’s the tyre scrubbing that’s the problem It’s £55 a go for getting an alloy reconditioned up this neck of the woods if it’s been roughed up a bit and needs more than a just powder coating job she’s becoming a luxury I can no longer afford, but I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock although if someone offered two she’d have to go.
thanks harry long retired.

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
I have to say that my woman can reverse a car and park it tidily.Also a couple of other females that live in the same road are also good drivers.But we do live in a rural area with a lot of narrow roads,so the need to reverse is a must.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Nowt wrong with her reversing Dave It’s the tyre scrubbing that’s the problem It’s £55 a go for getting an alloy reconditioned up this neck of the woods if it’s been roughed up a bit and needs more than a just powder coating job she’s becoming a luxury I can no longer afford, but I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock although if someone offered two she’d have to go.
thanks harry long retired.

Buy her a motorbike Harry.The tyres should be cheaper.Something that annoys me,not only with women drivers,but also men is them pulling the handbrake on without pressing the button in.They don’t realise they are wearing the teeth on the ratchet.
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
I have to say that my woman can reverse a car and park it tidily.Also a couple of other females that live in the same road are also good drivers.But we do live in a rural area with a lot of narrow roads,so the need to reverse is a must.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Nowt wrong with her reversing Dave It’s the tyre scrubbing that’s the problem It’s £55 a go for getting an alloy reconditioned up this neck of the woods if it’s been roughed up a bit and needs more than a just powder coating job she’s becoming a luxury I can no longer afford, but I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock although if someone offered two she’d have to go.
thanks harry long retired.

Buy her a motorbike Harry.The tyres should be cheaper.Something that annoys me,not only with women drivers,but also men is them pulling the handbrake on without pressing the button in.They don’t realise they are wearing the teeth on the ratchet.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Once bought her a Jaguar Dave but very disappointed it didn’t eat her. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanksharry long retired

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
I have to say that my woman can reverse a car and park it tidily.Also a couple of other females that live in the same road are also good drivers.But we do live in a rural area with a lot of narrow roads,so the need to reverse is a must.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Nowt wrong with her reversing Dave It’s the tyre scrubbing that’s the problem It’s £55 a go for getting an alloy reconditioned up this neck of the woods if it’s been roughed up a bit and needs more than a just powder coating job she’s becoming a luxury I can no longer afford, but I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock although if someone offered two she’d have to go.
thanks harry long retired.

Buy her a motorbike Harry.The tyres should be cheaper.Something that annoys me,not only with women drivers,but also men is them pulling the handbrake on without pressing the button in.They don’t realise they are wearing the teeth on the ratchet.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Once bought her a Jaguar Dave but very disappointed it didn’t eat her. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanksharry long retired

You should buy her a Triumph Tiger motorbike Harry :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
I have to say that my woman can reverse a car and park it tidily.Also a couple of other females that live in the same road are also good drivers.But we do live in a rural area with a lot of narrow roads,so the need to reverse is a must.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Nowt wrong with her reversing Dave It’s the tyre scrubbing that’s the problem It’s £55 a go for getting an alloy reconditioned up this neck of the woods if it’s been roughed up a bit and needs more than a just powder coating job she’s becoming a luxury I can no longer afford, but I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock although if someone offered two she’d have to go.
thanks harry long retired.

Buy her a motorbike Harry.The tyres should be cheaper.Something that annoys me,not only with women drivers,but also men is them pulling the handbrake on without pressing the button in.They don’t realise they are wearing the teeth on the ratchet.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Once bought her a Jaguar Dave but very disappointed it didn’t eat her. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanksharry long retired

You should buy her a Triumph Tiger motorbike Harry :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Could try her out on a Leyland Lynx “tipper” might get her a bit of work from the quarries to help supplement my lifestyle.
thanks harry long retired.

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
I have to say that my woman can reverse a car and park it tidily.Also a couple of other females that live in the same road are also good drivers.But we do live in a rural area with a lot of narrow roads,so the need to reverse is a must.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Nowt wrong with her reversing Dave It’s the tyre scrubbing that’s the problem It’s £55 a go for getting an alloy reconditioned up this neck of the woods if it’s been roughed up a bit and needs more than a just powder coating job she’s becoming a luxury I can no longer afford, but I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock although if someone offered two she’d have to go.
thanks harry long retired.

Buy her a motorbike Harry.The tyres should be cheaper.Something that annoys me,not only with women drivers,but also men is them pulling the handbrake on without pressing the button in.They don’t realise they are wearing the teeth on the ratchet.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Once bought her a Jaguar Dave but very disappointed it didn’t eat her. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanksharry long retired

You should buy her a Triumph Tiger motorbike Harry :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Could try her out on a Leyland Lynx “tipper” might get her a bit of work from the quarries to help supplement my lifestyle.
thanks harry long retired.

Good idea Harry,might not scrub the tyres quite so bad,she could mount the kerb instead of scuffing them.
Cheers Dave.

I have to say Harry a few years ago “the bride” bought me a Jaguar, I wish I still had it now!! regards Kev.

kevmac47:
I have to say Harry a few years ago “the bride” bought me a Jaguar, I wish I still had it now!! regards Kev.0

hiya,
Kev you can pick a secondhand Jag up for peanuts these days the cost of running the things has made them hit the back of the dealers yards in droves but I bet this beauty is still worth a few bob, go on Kev treat yourself.
thanks harry long retired.

Harry I have a sack full of peanuts in my garage which I feed the birds if I send you some :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: could you get me some of those cars, and I will make a killing on ebay selling them! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

harry_gill:

kevmac47:
I have to say Harry a few years ago “the bride” bought me a Jaguar, I wish I still had it now!! regards Kev.0

hiya,
Kev you can pick a secondhand Jag up for peanuts these days the cost of running the things has made them hit the back of the dealers yards in droves but I bet this beauty is still worth a few bob, go on Kev treat yourself.
thanks harry long retired.

■■■■ right, I bought my new in 2004 (a little retirement pressie for myself :wink: ) £33500. I would be lucky to get £6000 for it now. I won’t be buying any more cars, I’m going to be buried in this one. We don’t do much mileage now so if sense prevailed it would go (insurance is ridiculous, £250 a year road tax) but it’s a grand powerful comfortable car, it’s bought and paid for so it stays.

you just wrote two terrible words grumpy old man , powerful and comfortable . if it isn’t pedal or battery powered you could end up in the stocks soon . i run a 2 litre 4x4 to tow the caravan , £260 road tax , but you can’t pull a caravan with 1.2 litres . when i win the lotto i’ll get a 7 litre dodge ram just because i can , cheers , dave

As a 48 yr old, any of you replying to me will be suspect of peedo crimes and have to go on ■■■ offenders register :wink:

spaniard1:
As a 48 yr old, any of you replying to me will be suspect of peedo crimes and have to go on ■■■ offenders register :wink:

There are several on this forum quite a bit younger than you spaniard.Age wise you are in the middle bracket :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Don’t you lissen to her Ian do what I do, I say I’m Peter Pan of the lorrydrivers and I never want to grow up! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

bestbooties:
68 in July and her indoors keep’s telling me to act my age!

Norman Ingram:
Don’t you lissen to her Ian do what I do, I say I’m Peter Pan of the lorrydrivers and I never want to grow up! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

bestbooties:
68 in July and her indoors keep’s telling me to act my age!

What age are any of us supposed to act.Best thing is to pretend to be old when it suits and try to be young when you can get away with it :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave I think I have been a big kid all of my life :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I have enjoyed my life so I shall deferently continue in the same vein until I stop enjoying breathing :bulb: or my heart gives out :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

As I keep saying Norm " keep on breathing,it helps " :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

I will take your advice. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: My brother came through a 14 hour operation, early this evening he was breathing on his own, her woke up and gave his wife a smile, I asked if he remembered the £500 I lent him by text, his text reply by hiswife was! Tell him to take it out of the£600 he owes me. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Dave the Renegade:
As I keep saying Norm " keep on breathing,it helps " :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Sounds as if he’s still got his sense of humour Norm.A big job a 14 hour operation,hope he makes a good recovery.
Cheers Dave.