Bewick:
Supplementary question Chris,as well as the trailer being too long is there any firm on the Island that would want two 15 ton coils? and what for? cheers Dennis.
hiya,
One or two big strapping lasses on’t island Dennis.
thanks harry long retired.
Trust you “H” trust you!!!
True to the thread that observation Harry .
Cheers Dave.
Aye,they’d be handy for strapping 240 Patricoft straight 8s down in Flymaybe planes when it’s a bit windy.
Not as we get any wind ovver here,only hot air from North Lancs…over
What like strapping that RB22 down on the Southampton thread I thought I could read WISDOM in the title of this thread
cheers Johnnie
Chris Webb:
Eyup Sammie,just noticed the “wisdom” bit so am signing off.
I am sure that Dave as added the “WISDOM” bit after there again with all those exclamation marks it is probably an attempt to confuse us and it seems to have worked
cheers Johnnie
Chris Webb:
Eyup Sammie,just noticed the “wisdom” bit so am signing off.
I am sure that Dave as added the “WISDOM” bit after there again with all those exclamation marks it is probably an attempt to confuse us and it seems to have worked
cheers Johnnie
There is a lot more wit and wisdom on these threads than on TV Johnnie.I rarely watch TV these days,it’s much more interesting on here.Especially for a lorry anorak like me .
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Can’t let this thread for the wit and wisdom disappear.
hiya,
Dave my Missus says that if my wit was dynamite it wouldn’t be enough to blow my cap off.
thanks harry long retired.
What about this for wit…
A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how they sorted the patients to keep in and the ones to let out.
He told him they filled a bath with water and offered the patient a teaspoon,a cup or a bucket to empty it.
“Ah” says the visitor “a normal person would use the bucket as it’s quicker”.
Director says “No,a normal person would pull the f****** plug out,do you want a bed near the window?”
Dave the Renegade:
Can’t let this thread for the wit and wisdom disappear.
hiya,
Dave my Missus says that if my wit was dynamite it wouldn’t be enough to blow my cap off.
thanks harry long retired.
What about this for wit…
A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how they sorted the patients to keep in and the ones to let out.
He told him they filled a bath with water and offered the patient a teaspoon,a cup or a bucket to empty it.
“Ah” says the visitor “a normal person would use the bucket as it’s quicker”.
Director says “No,a normal person would pull the f****** plug out,do you want a bed near the window?”
hiya.
Like it, there was me heading for the cutlery “that’s a Sheffield word” drawer to get me’sen a teaspoon
thanks harry long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
Can’t let this thread for the wit and wisdom disappear.
hiya,
Dave my Missus says that if my wit was dynamite it wouldn’t be enough to blow my cap off.
thanks harry long retired.
What about this for wit…
A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how they sorted the patients to keep in and the ones to let out.
He told him they filled a bath with water and offered the patient a teaspoon,a cup or a bucket to empty it.
“Ah” says the visitor “a normal person would use the bucket as it’s quicker”.
Director says “No,a normal person would pull the f****** plug out,do you want a bed near the window?”
hiya.
Like it, there was me heading for the cutlery “that’s a Sheffield word” drawer to get me’sen a teaspoon
thanks harry long retired.
Dave after I have read this book, I will get rid of my writers block, for it will not frighten me any more, I will get my one finger working like hell. see more on my middle east thread.
Norman Ingram:
Dave after I have read this book, I will get rid of my writers block, for it will not frighten me any more, I will get my one finger working like hell. see more on my middle east thread.
If it’s the book I’m thinking of Norm.I have it here and haven’t got around to reading it yet.Written by a TNUK member.I tend to read books in the winter months.Not that we have had a summer lately,2006 was the last I think .
Cheers Dave.
Not the oldest on here at 64 but in “work years” I’m probably 94 and when I pop my clogs the wife is having my ashes put in an egg-timer so I can carry on working after I’m dead. I told her not to put me too near the oven 'cause I’ll think I’m in hell. Regards to all, Haddy.
haddy:
Not the oldest on here at 64 but in “work years” I’m probably 94 and when I pop my clogs the wife is having my ashes put in an egg-timer so I can carry on working after I’m dead. I told her not to put me too near the oven 'cause I’ll think I’m in hell. Regards to all, Haddy.
hiya,
If I ever dressed up and looked as tidy as you do in this pic Haddy my old lady would stop me from going out she’d think I’d got myself another bird.
thanks harry long retired.
haddy:
Not the oldest on here at 64 but in “work years” I’m probably 94 and when I pop my clogs the wife is having my ashes put in an egg-timer so I can carry on working after I’m dead. I told her not to put me too near the oven 'cause I’ll think I’m in hell. Regards to all, Haddy.
hiya,
If I ever dressed up and looked as tidy as you do in this pic Haddy my old lady would stop me from going out she’d think I’d got myself another bird.
thanks harry long retired.
Are you sure it’s haddy in the pic Harry.He looks like Roy Walker off catchphrase to me .
Cheers Dave.
haddy:
Not the oldest on here at 64 but in “work years” I’m probably 94 and when I pop my clogs the wife is having my ashes put in an egg-timer so I can carry on working after I’m dead. I told her not to put me too near the oven 'cause I’ll think I’m in hell. Regards to all, Haddy.
hiya,
If I ever dressed up and looked as tidy as you do in this pic Haddy my old lady would stop me from going out she’d think I’d got myself another bird.
thanks harry long retired.
Are you sure it’s haddy in the pic Harry.He looks like Roy Walker off catchphrase to me .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Just an assumption that It’s Haddy better looker than me too I didn’t look that well when I was twenty one he looks a lot richer than me as well, maybe he’s got a better turf accountant than i have who doesn’t nick the shirt off his back.
thanks harry long retired.
