haddy:
Not the oldest on here at 64 but in “work years” I’m probably 94 and when I pop my clogs the wife is having my ashes put in an egg-timer so I can carry on working after I’m dead. I told her not to put me too near the oven 'cause I’ll think I’m in hell. Regards to all, Haddy.
hiya,
If I ever dressed up and looked as tidy as you do in this pic Haddy my old lady would stop me from going out she’d think I’d got myself another bird.
thanks harry long retired.
Are you sure it’s haddy in the pic Harry.He looks like Roy Walker off catchphrase to me .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Just an assumption that It’s Haddy better looker than me too I didn’t look that well when I was twenty one he looks a lot richer than me as well, maybe he’s got a better turf accountant than i have who doesn’t nick the shirt off his back.
thanks harry long retired.
You will have to change your bookie Harry,he might take years off you,as well as your money .
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Dave I thought it was Harry, and he had a face job! but then I put my glasses on.
hiya,
Face job, what me Norm ■■, it would mean major surgery and take at least a week to put the scaffolding up, guess I’ll just stick with the mush the Good Lord gave me, I’ll have you know there’s a market for my photograph mums buy them to pin on the fireplace to keep the bairns away from the flames.
thanks harry long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Harry your face is ok, you could have made a fortune by being a double for " Benny Hill".
hiya,
Norm you’re so kind, I was thinking more along the lines of the “Elephant Man” wouldn’t have minded Benny’s cash though might have put me on a par with you in the wealthiest man in Britain stakes.
thanks harry long retired.
Norman Ingram:
No HARRY you could never be the elephantman, you told me you didn’t like trunking! you was more of a roamer
hiya,
I rather like that Norm , but i did a few spells of night trunk both changeover and straight through, did prefer the latter though, changeover meant spending too much time with her who must be obeyed.
thanks harry long retired.
doneit:
mike kelly, 72 november retired to spain. done 42 years uk ,europe
hiya,
You are very welcome Mike, but you will need to get a few years in to be the “oldie” on here I can give you a year or two and I’m still a bairn compared to some of the "coffin dodgers"on this thread which incidentally should be re-named “crackpots incorporated” there’s more nutters on here than there are cones on the M1.
thanks harry long retired…
doneit:
mike kelly, 72 november retired to spain. done 42 years uk ,europe
hiya,
You are very welcome Mike, but you will need to get a few years in to be the “oldie” on here I can give you a year or two and I’m still a bairn compared to some of the "coffin dodgers"on this thread which incidentally should be re-named “crackpots incorporated” there’s more nutters on here than there are cones on the M1.
thanks harry long retired…
I resemble that remark Harry. Ps I’m still a boy (64 next month) regards kevmac47
doneit:
mike kelly, 72 november retired to spain. done 42 years uk ,europe
hiya,
You are very welcome Mike, but you will need to get a few years in to be the “oldie” on here I can give you a year or two and I’m still a bairn compared to some of the "coffin dodgers"on this thread which incidentally should be re-named “crackpots incorporated” there’s more nutters on here than there are cones on the M1.
thanks harry long retired…
Harry have you had your socks off again trying to count I was wondering what smelt
ANON.
doneit:
mike kelly, 72 november retired to spain. done 42 years uk ,europe
hiya,
You are very welcome Mike, but you will need to get a few years in to be the “oldie” on here I can give you a year or two and I’m still a bairn compared to some of the "coffin dodgers"on this thread which incidentally should be re-named “crackpots incorporated” there’s more nutters on here than there are cones on the M1.
thanks harry long retired…
I resemble that remark Harry. Ps I’m still a boy (64 next month) regards kevmac47
hiya,
Take a tip from this nutter Kev and stick at 64, at 64 I felt 64, at 75 I feel 95 but do have the free TV licence so I can vegetate even more now by watching extra crap on the box but rest assured my viewing won’t include “Friday’s with Stobbies” that day is reserved for lubricating my aching bones with a few single malts chased with a couple of glasses of Magners, see i am a bit partial to a drop of “Irish” you can’t beat a balanced diet, a Scotch in one hand and an Irish in the other, cheers.
thanks harry long retired.
doneit:
mike kelly, 72 november retired to spain. done 42 years uk ,europe
hiya,
You are very welcome Mike, but you will need to get a few years in to be the “oldie” on here I can give you a year or two and I’m still a bairn compared to some of the "coffin dodgers"on this thread which incidentally should be re-named “crackpots incorporated” there’s more nutters on here than there are cones on the M1.
thanks harry long retired…
Harry have you had your socks off again trying to count I was wondering what smelt
ANON.
hiya,
Tell you Johnnie what with Old Norm calling me ugly and you insinuating I’m unable to count without using my digits is life worth living, and as for smelly my “plates” haven’t been warm enough to get whiffy for years, just ask my Old Lady she makes me wear socks in bed.
thanks harry long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Harry please put my mind at rest, where do you have to wear your socks to stop the smell ? I was just wondering!
hiya,
Norm, sweaty, smelly “plates” aren’t the problem it’s the coldness of them that’s the problem so my "old woman insists i wear woolly socks in bed, oh those halcyon days when all she expected was a splash of Brut, ah well, at least I’m not totally “ga ga” and can still remember those times.
thanks harry long retired.
sorry i missed it harry , but a very belated happy birthday . we went on holiday on 22nd may and i’ve only just caught up with the threads . 5 weeks in the land of the golden nectar , but she who must be obeyed keeps a tight rein on the consumption , and living in a caravan there’s no where to hide any contraband . all the best harry , and up the consumption to cover for me cheers , dave
rigsby:
sorry i missed it harry , but a very belated happy birthday . we went on holiday on 22nd may and i’ve only just caught up with the threads . 5 weeks in the land of the golden nectar , but she who must be obeyed keeps a tight rein on the consumption , and living in a caravan there’s no where to hide any contraband . all the best harry , and up the consumption to cover for me cheers , dave
hiya
That’s the trouble with caravans Dave as you say no hiding places they should come complete with a garden shed, they are the best places for hiding the contraband, just tell “her indoors” you’ve seen a mouse in there and that’s it total safety she wouldn’t open the door for a kings ransom meaning you can pop in there any time you like for a bit of extra tipple,thanks for the birthday wishes Dave just popping down the garden to see if i can find a “screwdriver”.PS wonder would it work if i told her I’d seen a mouse in the living room, might be worth a try.
thanks harry long retired.
Well lads I got Harry on Skype, the picture was great, he looked so good, I almost thought it was Cary Grant sitted there, not bad for a 75 years old over the hill lorrydriver who loves his tipple of whisky!
Norman Ingram:
Well lads I got Harry on Skype, the picture was great, he looked so good, I almost thought it was Cary Grant sitted there, not bad for a 75 years old over the hill lorrydriver who loves his tipple of whisky!
Sounds as if Harry has a stash of malt in the garden shed reading through the thread.Pretty nifty,not much wrong with his brain Norm .
Cheers Dave.
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