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But Dave I think Harry is in to a nice bit of crackling! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: more than a nibble of a crisp, and he seems to like looking at old bangers. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: for he always drooling when he see’s a old gal he got a good ride on, specially if it wearing red! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Sounds as if he’s not going to find an old gal to ride in Norm.No mention of the BRS show this year which is a shame.I missed it last year as we were on holiday.I hope they have another one.If they do I will see if I can get to it.
Cheers Dave.

Dave if we do get one to go to, If you see a old fellow with a white cap hitch hiking, do you think you would stop and pick him up. :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: he might have a patch over his eye. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I have to have a operation on it, they take it out and peel the skin on the back of the eye off, because it is wrinkled like the rest of me. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: that is the reason it is bending my sight. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if we do get one to go to, If you see a old fellow with a white cap hitch hiking, do you think you would stop and pick him up. :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: he might have a patch over his eye. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I have to have a operation on it, they take it out and peel the skin on the back of the eye off, because it is wrinkled like the rest of me. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: that is the reason it is bending my sight. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

If I see a well heeled prosperous looking bloke Norm I will be in no doubt as to who it is :wink: .I would certainly give you a lift,as long as you don’t mind slumming it in an old van :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave I have never been toffee nosed, I would feel it a honour to ride with you, :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I came from a very poor family and I relise how lucky I was to rise from the gutter and give my family the chances they have! And I think they have grown up and say my mother was a marvel to go through what she did and live to 95 years old. She said to me I am sorry I have nothing to give you son, I replied you gave me life, you gave me love, also you gave me brains, so mum I will be alright when I retire and I was! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I have never been toffee nosed, I would feel it a honour to ride with you, :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I came from a very poor family and I relise how lucky I was to rise from the gutter and give my family the chances they have! And I think they have grown up and say my mother was a marvel to go through what she did and live to 95 years old. She said to me I am sorry I have nothing to give you son, I replied you gave me life, you gave me love, also you gave me brains, so mum I will be alright when I retire and I was! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Same as you Norm,born in the gutter,only difference is that I’m still struggling to reach the kerb :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave , where is everyone gone, I think Harry must have leered off somewhere, Chris is too busy swearing at his mates on facebook Johnnie & Dave lost on the dales, Keith is mostly likely doing more overtime to pay for his food & fuel, it has got like a ghost town! I do hope everyone has not passed on at once. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Dave , where is everyone gone, I think Harry must have leered off somewhere, Chris is too busy swearing at his mates on facebook Johnnie & Dave lost on the dales, Keith is mostly likely doing more overtime to pay for his food & fuel, it has got like a ghost town! I do hope everyone has not passed on at once. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Still here Norm just stuck for words at the moment and still working on the bathroom the trouble and strife won’t give me time off for good behaviour but normal service will resume as soon as possible or just as soon as I’ve batted her in the gob, see yah.
thanks harry long retired.

Been about here & there not had a lot of time really

How many bathrooms have you got Harry.I thought you had sorted yours out a while back :confused: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:
How many bathrooms have you got Harry.I thought you had sorted yours out a while back :confused: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yes Dave all finished but her who must be obeyed decided she wanted a different side and end panel fitting i am at the "giving it a good coat of looking at stage"will get there eventually the old knees are a bit sore today so i’m having an easy shift today.
thanks harry long retired…

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
How many bathrooms have you got Harry.I thought you had sorted yours out a while back :confused: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yes Dave all finished but her who must be obeyed decided she wanted a different side and end panel fitting i am at the "giving it a good coat of looking at stage"will get there eventually the old knees are a bit sore today so i’m having an easy shift today.
thanks harry long retired…

And tomorrow is a day of rest Harry.So Monday is another day for a good coat of looking at it :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave I think Harry is shortsighted that is why he has to have so many looks at the job he is doing. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I think Harry is shortsighted that is why he has to have so many looks at the job he is doing. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Hi Norm,
I think Harry is pretty good at sizing things up :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I think Harry is shortsighted that is why he has to have so many looks at the job he is doing. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Hi Norm,
I think Harry is pretty good at sizing things up :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t know so much about that Dave i keep getting lumbered with these DIY jobs but after this campaign every tool i own is going in the skip and i’m officially retired, that will be the end of any joinery, plumbing and even a large amount of mechanics tools are heading that way as well i’ve just given a compressor and a complete Britool socket set to a young lad in the next street so no more motor mechanicing the majority of the spanners he can have too he’s calling tomorrow there’s a lot of stuff that is never used now ie whit and yank sizes i’ll just leave them “accidentally” at the bottom of the drive and the gypo scrap men will half inch them, there you go simple as that, at least i’ve got that sized up .
thanks harry long retired.

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I think Harry is shortsighted that is why he has to have so many looks at the job he is doing. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Hi Norm,
I think Harry is pretty good at sizing things up :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t know so much about that Dave i keep getting lumbered with these DIY jobs but after this campaign every tool i own is going in the skip and i’m officially retired, that will be the end of any joinery, plumbing and even a large amount of mechanics tools are heading that way as well i’ve just given a compressor and a complete Britool socket set to a young lad in the next street so no more motor mechanicing the majority of the spanners he can have too he’s calling tomorrow there’s a lot of stuff that is never used now ie whit and yank sizes i’ll just leave them “accidentally” at the bottom of the drive and the gypo scrap men will half inch them, there you go simple as that, at least i’ve got that sized up .
thanks harry long retired.

Hi Harry,
I have a shed full of stuff here that has a lot of tools that rarely get used.As for mechanicing on vehicles I always leave that to the mechanics.I changed wheels and plugs etc,could change a fan belt if needed,but left the more technical stuff alone.I could when I was fit,do quite a few of the building jobs,as I worked on building sites for four years before going onto lorries.
If you have any scrap take it in yourself,good money for that at the moment.I got £50 for a copper hot water tank a while back.
Cheers Dave.

Hello Harry, I have in my abode at this very moment my mate Charlie from Florida, he had to go to a wake in Cork, then he went to Coventry to see his son, then turned up here yestersday, he is still his dry old self. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Look “H” instead of sitting on “your rear end” supping coffee in the canteen get that load sheeted and roped and get off down the road.Your beds “booked” at Brays and you’ve got a 6am booking in Sainsbury’s,Charlton in the morning.It’s only 9;30 so get your “finger out” and you could be in the Brown Bear or the Long Bar washed ,shaved and having a pint at 8pm to-night!!! I’ve fixed up a load of Newsprint from Convoys for Daily Mirror,Manchester so make sure you’ve got a Back Scotch on the trailer!!

Bewick:
Look “H” instead of sitting on “your rear end” supping coffee in the canteen get that load sheeted and roped and get off down the road.Your beds “booked” at Brays and you’ve got a 6am booking in Sainsbury’s,Charlton in the morning.It’s only 9;30 so get your “finger out” and you could be in the Brown Bear or the Long Bar washed ,shaved and having a pint at 8pm to-night!!! I’ve fixed up a load of Newsprint from Convoys for Daily Mirror,Manchester so make sure you’ve got a Back Scotch on the trailer!!

Dennis you will have “H” ripping the new bathroom out just so he can refit it again sooner than get into that unit :unamused: :laughing: ANON.

sammyopisite:

Bewick:
Look “H” instead of sitting on “your rear end” supping coffee in the canteen get that load sheeted and roped and get off down the road.Your beds “booked” at Brays and you’ve got a 6am booking in Sainsbury’s,Charlton in the morning.It’s only 9;30 so get your “finger out” and you could be in the Brown Bear or the Long Bar washed ,shaved and having a pint at 8pm to-night!!! I’ve fixed up a load of Newsprint from Convoys for Daily Mirror,Manchester so make sure you’ve got a Back Scotch on the trailer!!

Dennis you will have “H” ripping the new bathroom out just so he can refit it again sooner than get into that unit :unamused: :laughing: ANON.

He just started this week Johnnie so he’s got to kick off somewhere wink,wink,why do you think I put the shot one!!! Cheers Dennis