harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
mushroomman:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Richard I think you would have been hunting the sausage if you had been served by her, they was all trying to chat her up, she was sultry like Jane Russell and similar looks and tall, would be 50’s now. 
Here we are Richard.Norm is letting his guard slip here "sultry " 
.We will have to get Harry on the case 
.
Cheers Dave.
Dave, as it’s official and old Harry has now gone veggie then I bet that he would sooner get his teeth into Sultry Sally .
Regards Steve.
Too right I bet he would Steve,she looks a lot tastier then that trailer of offal .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Now I only need to find my teeth the wife hides them so’s i cant go out must get myself a spare set.
thanks harry long retired.
Go down the local hospital Harry,they are bound to have a set left behind that would fit you .
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
mushroomman:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Richard I think you would have been hunting the sausage if you had been served by her, they was all trying to chat her up, she was sultry like Jane Russell and similar looks and tall, would be 50’s now.
Here we are Richard.Norm is letting his guard slip here "sultry " .We will have to get Harry on the case .
Cheers Dave.
Dave, as it’s official and old Harry has now gone veggie then I bet that he would sooner get his teeth into Sultry Sally .
Regards Steve.
Too right I bet he would Steve,she looks a lot tastier then that trailer of offal .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Now I only need to find my teeth the wife hides them so’s i cant go out must get myself a spare set.
thanks harry long retired.
Go down the local hospital Harry,they are bound to have a set left behind that would fit you .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Tried tat Dave, they gave me directions to a nearby funeral parlour said i might fitted up with spare specs at the same time,
I hasten to add i declined the offer dead man’s shoes yes dead mans gnashers no way.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
mushroomman:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Richard I think you would have been hunting the sausage if you had been served by her, they was all trying to chat her up, she was sultry like Jane Russell and similar looks and tall, would be 50’s now.
Here we are Richard.Norm is letting his guard slip here "sultry " .We will have to get Harry on the case .
Cheers Dave.
Dave, as it’s official and old Harry has now gone veggie then I bet that he would sooner get his teeth into Sultry Sally .
Regards Steve.
Too right I bet he would Steve,she looks a lot tastier then that trailer of offal .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Now I only need to find my teeth the wife hides them so’s i cant go out must get myself a spare set.
thanks harry long retired.
Go down the local hospital Harry,they are bound to have a set left behind that would fit you .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Tried tat Dave, they gave me directions to a nearby funeral parlour said i might fitted up with spare specs at the same time,
I hasten to add i declined the offer dead man’s shoes yes dead mans gnashers no way.
thanks harry long retired.
Stick them in a bowl of diesel for a week Harry,they would probably come up like new 
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Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
Tried tat Dave, they gave me directions to a nearby funeral parlour said i might fitted up with spare specs at the same time,
I hasten to add i declined the offer dead man’s shoes yes dead mans gnashers no way.
thanks harry long retired.
It’s a good job that you didn’t go down there Harry, if you would of needed a Papa nap while you were in the funeral parlour who knows what could of happened 
.
mushroomman:
harry_gill:
Tried tat Dave, they gave me directions to a nearby funeral parlour said i might fitted up with spare specs at the same time,
I hasten to add i declined the offer dead man’s shoes yes dead mans gnashers no way.
thanks harry long retired.
It’s a good job that you didn’t go down there Harry, if you would of needed a Papa nap while you were in the funeral parlour who knows what could of happened .
hiya,
Never gave that a thought if i should nip down there i’d better prop the peepers wide open otherwise i might wake up with warm knackers, whereabouts are you in Queensland MMM my sister lives in Bangalow coming back to England for a holiday in the near future she will be be staying with my other sister in Cornwall too cold for her where i live but we should get to meet up for an hour or two.
thanks harry long retired.
Hi Harry, tell her if she nips up the road about 435 kilometres turns right and carries on to the end, she can’t miss us.
There is not so much work here since they closed down the Whaleing Station but she will know where I mean .
Regards Steve.
Harry there could be some teeth in that trailer that might fit you, they will be nicely bedded in as they will not have had any tough meat to chew. If they are a little small for you then Poligrip is pretty good. 
Pete.
windrush:
Harry there could be some teeth in that trailer that might fit you, they will be nicely bedded in as they will not have had any tough meat to chew. If they are a little small for you then Poligrip is pretty good.
Pete.
hiya,
I’m overwhelmed at the kindness that you gentlemen are proffering me but wouldn’t it be easier to just have a whipround and send me to the dentist, just thinking about it Fresian cattle have quite big gobs, are you trying to tell me something.
thanks harry long retired.
Ah Harry, if we had a whipround for new gnashers the chances are that you would spend it on Whisky or something equally unhealthy and the teeth would be forgotten! Not all bad though, my old man reckoned that he had a kiss like a vacuum cleaner after he lost his teeth, Mrs Gill might just appreciate that?
Pete.
windrush:
Ah Harry, if we had a whipround for new gnashers the chances are that you would spend it on Whisky or something equally unhealthy and the teeth would be forgotten! Not all bad though, my old man reckoned that he had a kiss like a vacuum cleaner after he lost his teeth, Mrs Gill might just appreciate that?
Pete.
Very appropriate in Harry’s case Pete.If he kissed like a vacuum cleaner,he would revert to being a Henry .
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
windrush:
Ah Harry, if we had a whipround for new gnashers the chances are that you would spend it on Whisky or something equally unhealthy and the teeth would be forgotten! Not all bad though, my old man reckoned that he had a kiss like a vacuum cleaner after he lost his teeth, Mrs Gill might just appreciate that?
Pete.
Very appropriate in Harry’s case Pete.If he kissed like a vacuum cleaner,he would revert to being a Henry .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Yes Dave i do have an old Henry i keep it for doing the car out when it gets so bad i can’t find the pedals, and if i ever had to use my Sunday name i’ts Harold as in Steptoe and Son but since knee high to a grasshopper i’ts always been Harry, i think my Gran was the last to call me by my real name her son my uncle was named Harold and he was killed in the last month of world war one, now wasn’t that a load of rubbish.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
windrush:
Ah Harry, if we had a whipround for new gnashers the chances are that you would spend it on Whisky or something equally unhealthy and the teeth would be forgotten! Not all bad though, my old man reckoned that he had a kiss like a vacuum cleaner after he lost his teeth, Mrs Gill might just appreciate that?
Pete.
Very appropriate in Harry’s case Pete.If he kissed like a vacuum cleaner,he would revert to being a Henry .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Yes Dave i do have an old Henry i keep it for doing the car out when it gets so bad i can’t find the pedals, and if i ever had to use my Sunday name i’ts Harold as in Steptoe and Son but since knee high to a grasshopper i’ts always been Harry, i think my Gran was the last to call me by my real name her son my uncle was named Harold and he was killed in the last month of world war one, now wasn’t that a load of rubbish.
thanks harry long retired.
Hi Harry,
We have got a Henry vacuum cleaner which has been here for about 15 years.I can quite see why you were named after your uncle,as it kept his name alive,my mum’s brother was called Leonard after his uncle,who suffered the same fate as yours in WW1.
Cheers Dave.
mushroom man, thanks for bringing my post to this thread, it seems to have stimulated a little interest, great! chris ingram, thanks for that bit of information mate, thing is, what i was trying to find out was the exact site of the old cafe, might be asking a bit to much tho after all these years 
teecee65 (terry)
Norman Ingram:
On the Ace cafe in the early 80’s it closed, but it did reopen, the layby cafe just off of M1 J16 the couple ran a caravan one that was successful, but had to move when the council sold some land and a hotel was built! the caravan cafe moved to a lavby just out of Weeden on the A5 and was there for a few vears, they reopened the Ace cafe and ran it for a couple of years, then the council began with health & safety and to comply it would cost too much, it was closed down, and demolished and rebuilt, but what with I do not know, I only know this, for I met the lady owner in a pub one time, and she told me her woe’s, she was on the C/B all the time she ran her cafe’s, I cannot remember her name, but she had a long legged girl name Jane who used to work for her.
Hi Terry, I thought that Norman might have some info on the Ace Cafe but as usual on this thread it seems that everybody gets distracted so easily and they would all prefer to leap on Sultry Jane. As the name of this thread now mentions wisdom I think that it could be a breach of the trades description act if you can only sort through the offal and the waffle.
While you are doing that just have a dig down as Pete suggested and see if there are any spare teeth in that trailer .
Regards Steve.
mushroomman:
Norman Ingram:
On the Ace cafe in the early 80’s it closed, but it did reopen, the layby cafe just off of M1 J16 the couple ran a caravan one that was successful, but had to move when the council sold some land and a hotel was built! the caravan cafe moved to a lavby just out of Weeden on the A5 and was there for a few vears, they reopened the Ace cafe and ran it for a couple of years, then the council began with health & safety and to comply it would cost too much, it was closed down, and demolished and rebuilt, but what with I do not know, I only know this, for I met the lady owner in a pub one time, and she told me her woe’s, she was on the C/B all the time she ran her cafe’s, I cannot remember her name, but she had a long legged girl name Jane who used to work for her.
Hi Terry, I thought that Norman might have some info on the Ace Cafe but as usual on this thread it seems that everybody gets distracted so easily and they would all prefer to leap on Sultry Jane. As the name of this thread now mentions wisdom I think that it could be a breach of the trades description act if you can only sort through the offal and the waffle.
While you are doing that just have a dig down as Pete suggested and see if there are any spare teeth in that trailer .
Regards Steve.
Some of the contributors on this thread are Ace Steve ,hope we get a few more tales from them of Wit and Wisdom .
Cheers Dave.
If he gets Gary Lineker and Harry get together Norm,they could end up filming a crisp advert featuring them chasing a Jane lookalike,trying to giver her a bite of their crisps .
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
If he gets Gary Lineker and Harry get together Norm,they could end up filming a crisp advert featuring them chasing a Jane lookalike,trying to giver her a bite of their crisps .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Been to the Tyne Tees annual truck run today have a look on the North East truckers thread some canny oldies on there, yes Jane could make a grab at my crisp bag or any other bag, any day of the week.
thanks harry long retired.
