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[chris_webb]

Norman Ingram:
On the trailors from Northern Ireland and the smell I am glad to know it came from the offal being transported, I always thought the drivers worn a strange type of after shave! On the lottery and the cruise, at this moment not a chance, but I hold high hopes for Friday, I want nothing but the best for my mates, I nearly booked a boat for the lads and their wives or partners, but thought better, for it had thirty two oars down each side, but I had to consider a good eighty per cent of you are past it! and it wouldn’t be fair on the fit ones Harry claimed the whip forman, for he had years of experience. But if you are careful and I live long enough, I am sure it could happen.

By gum Norman,thirty - two whores down each side,when do we board?

[sammyopisite]

hiya,
And I dare bet Normans winnings he’s “always winning” that you wangled another dodgy en-route to Prospers, have taken handballed bags of offal into that place, but only once i hasten to add, said they could sack me before i’d carry that crap again,I spent two hours in the shower when i got home thought i might have contracted anthrax, it was a job Killingbeck’s used to do via Northern Ireland Trailers on Lancashire flats you could smell the stuff with a headwind and doing 60 MPH, yuk
thanks harry long retired.
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Harry when that load as been boiled it will most likely go into soap as Tallow is one of the main ingredients of soap so a good perfumed spray would would have saved you a lot of time in the shower
cheers Johnnie

[norman_ingram]

On the Ace cafe in the early 80’s it closed, but it did reopen, the layby cafe just off of M1 J16 the couple ran a caravan one that was successful, but had to move when the council sold some land and a hotel was built! the caravan cafe moved to a lavby just out of Weeden on the A5 and was there for a few vears, they reopened the Ace cafe and ran it for a couple of years, then the council began with health & safety and to comply it would cost too much, it was closed down, and demolished and rebuilt, but what with I do not know, I only know this, for I met the lady owner in a pub one time, and she told me her woe’s, she was on the C/B all the time she ran her cafe’s, I cannot remember her name, but she had a long legged girl name Jane who used to work for her.

[dave_the_renegade]

I cannot remember her name, but she had a long legged girl name Jane who used to work for her.
I wonder why you should remember her Norm.I reckon me and Harry and the rest of the gang will have to look into this business,of you and the long legged girl .
Cheers Dave.

[chris_webb]

Dave the Renegade:
I cannot remember her name, but she had a long legged girl name Jane who used to work for her.
I wonder why you should remember her Norm.I reckon me and Harry and the rest of the gang will have to look into this business,of you and the long legged girl .
Cheers Dave.

This is her Dave,no wonder Norm remembered her…

[dave_the_renegade]

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:
I cannot remember her name, but she had a long legged girl name Jane who used to work for her.
I wonder why you should remember her Norm.I reckon me and Harry and the rest of the gang will have to look into this business,of you and the long legged girl .
Cheers Dave.

This is her Dave,no wonder Norm remembered her…

I knew one of you would know the lowdown on this murky business of Norm’s,glad you are able to shed some light on it Chris .
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Steve I think you said it was closed in 1974, that was the one that was further along the A45 near the railway bridge, that was purchased by the chap who started the Sausage cafes, but sold it on because he got a good offer, but the one near weeden A45 & A5 was with land, and the Ace car firm rented some ground and sold secondhand cars, for the cafe stopped 24hours, it ended up like the one at Meriden, I think the one that closed down early was near willoughby, but the one near weeden was in the 80’s.

[mushroomman]

Hi Norm, the original query was from teecee65 but I do know that this was your neck of the woods and what you got up to in there with Jane is nothing to do with me .
I do remember stopping at The Sleepy Sausage on the A45 on a couple of occasions, being what was known as a Cab ■■■■■ it was very rare for me to stay in digs except in the winter. When I used to carry hundreds of mattresses in the back of the van I thought that saving all that night out subsistance money might come in handy one day if ever I wanted to go on a cruise in my old age .
I had a couple of mates Dave Shawcross, Lee Marland (R.I.P.) and Ken Singleton (R.I.P.) who were all working for B.R.S. from the Red Bank, Cheetham Hill depot and they were all regulars at The Sleepy Sausage which was run by a guy called Paul. The digs or the beds where you slept were across the road from the cafe in a house in the village. All meals were taken in the cafe and there was a compulsary lock in at the local pub after hours if there were more than six drivers staying there. The pub was actually a house that sold beer and the beer came straight out of the barrel.
I might of mentioned this to you before Norman but I am not 100% sure if the village was called Weeden but it was somewhere near Weeden although it could of been a smaller hamlet .

Regards Steve.

[norman_ingram]

Steve I got up to nothing with Jane, never had the chance. But I think she came from Bugbrooke. I may have told you before, Gay lord & Naughty Norman had a mock wedding at this cafe cabin, they even had a cake with two men on it, it was a lovely big sent up, floppy chopper, hairy fairy, talcom malcom, my windup handle was Puff Pastry, I rise to anything my love!

[dave_the_renegade]

I think your history needs looking into Norm,we will have to get a few off this thread to find the evidence .
Cheers Dave.

[maggied]

Dave the Renegade:
I think your history needs looking into Norm,we will have to get a few off this thread to find the evidence .
Cheers Dave.

Hi Dave,
From what I can make out Norman’s being playing hunt the Sleepy Sausage with Jane !!
I’m confused.
Hope Tracy had a good week in Tenby.
Regards
Richard

[norman_ingram]

Richard I think you would have been hunting the sausage if you had been served by her, they was all trying to chat her up, she was sultry like Jane Russell and similar looks and tall, would be 50’s now.

[mushroomman]

Wheel Nut:

Throw a couple of OXO cubes in there Malc and we will invite a few of the lads over for a bowl of Camion Stew.

Regards Steve.

[suedehead]

Reminds me of my tyre fitting days.
Coopers farm services depot was opposite our yard. Whenever the offal shovel had a puncture and bimbled in,you knew that when you pulled the tube out there would be at least sheeps eye or a pigs liver with it !! yum yum

One of the fitters thought it would be a good idea to open the tap on a blood tanker . . . . once.

[mushroomman]

Suedehead:
Reminds me of my tyre fitting days.
Coopers farm services depot was opposite our yard. Whenever the offal shovel had a puncture and bimbled in,you knew that when you pulled the tube out there would be at least sheeps eye or a pigs liver with it !! yum yum

Your not Arabic are you .

( I tried to suggest that you changed your username from Suedehead to a man whose hair looked like Rags on his Head and ate sheeps eyes but the censor machine wouldn’t allow it )

Regards Steve.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
It’s official from this day forward I’m defo a veggie yuk.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Richard I think you would have been hunting the sausage if you had been served by her, they was all trying to chat her up, she was sultry like Jane Russell and similar looks and tall, would be 50’s now.

Here we are Richard.Norm is letting his guard slip here "sultry " .We will have to get Harry on the case .
Cheers Dave.

[mushroomman]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Richard I think you would have been hunting the sausage if you had been served by her, they was all trying to chat her up, she was sultry like Jane Russell and similar looks and tall, would be 50’s now.

Here we are Richard.Norm is letting his guard slip here "sultry " .We will have to get Harry on the case .
Cheers Dave.

Dave, as it’s official and old Harry has now gone veggie then I bet that he would sooner get his teeth into Sultry Sally .

Regards Steve.

[dave_the_renegade]

mushroomman:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Richard I think you would have been hunting the sausage if you had been served by her, they was all trying to chat her up, she was sultry like Jane Russell and similar looks and tall, would be 50’s now.

Here we are Richard.Norm is letting his guard slip here "sultry " .We will have to get Harry on the case .
Cheers Dave.

Dave, as it’s official and old Harry has now gone veggie then I bet that he would sooner get his teeth into Sultry Sally .

Regards Steve.

Too right I bet he would Steve,she looks a lot tastier then that trailer of offal .
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

mushroomman:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Richard I think you would have been hunting the sausage if you had been served by her, they was all trying to chat her up, she was sultry like Jane Russell and similar looks and tall, would be 50’s now.

Here we are Richard.Norm is letting his guard slip here "sultry " .We will have to get Harry on the case .
Cheers Dave.

Dave, as it’s official and old Harry has now gone veggie then I bet that he would sooner get his teeth into Sultry Sally .

Regards Steve.

Too right I bet he would Steve,she looks a lot tastier then that trailer of offal .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Now I only need to find my teeth the wife hides them so’s i cant go out must get myself a spare set.
thanks harry long retired.