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Hi boys
It’s no wonder the government takes so much tax out of us WORKING men It’s to pay for all you lot living it up :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
The problem is by the time i’m 65 the retirement age will be going up. Will I ever catch up to be able to retire myself or will I have to work till I snuff it :frowning: :frowning: :smiley: :smiley:

Regards Keith.

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dessert driver:
Hi boys
It’s no wonder the government takes so much tax out of us WORKING men It’s to pay for all you lot living it up :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
The problem is by the time i’m 65 the retirement age will be going up. Will I ever catch up to be able to retire myself or will I have to work till I snuff it :frowning: :frowning: :smiley: :smiley:

Regards Keith.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
You keep working Keith,all us old buggers on here need blokes like you to pay up so we can have a well earned retirement. Anyway,my dodgy night out money is nearly exhausted so I need all the cash I can get. :smiley:

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Chris Webb:

Bewick:
65 next March and have just found this oh so wonderful site called “Trucknet” I think its called,apparently there are a lot of “therapists” on this site who are always willing to give help and advice to anyone who is “winding down” toward their 65th birthday and a well earned retirement beyond!!! They also run a number of rest homes up and down and even beyond these shores(IOM & Brittany) Their help and advice should prove invaluable over the coming months I’m sure! (well thats what my district nurse tells me!) Cheers —whats my name to-day Nurse?— could you spell that please or is there only 4 letters in it?----

Plenty of rest homes in the IOM Dennis,do you want some brochures?
There’s other rest homes as well…for ex tram hosses. :grimacing:

Hi Chris,
Dennis is only nine months older than I am.I will be 65 next year,still 63 at the moment,64 next xmas eve,65 the following year,thats if I’m still breathing :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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Chris Webb:
I was 66 a couple of weeks ago so 45 seems to have been a exceptional year for the crème de la crème :laughing:

cheers Johnnie

And I thought you were a war baby like me Sammie,it were nearly all ovver when you were born and no National Service either - you young 'uns don’t know yer born. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I was a war baby Chris in fact Hitler topped is sen when he found out I had graced this world that is the reason it concluded so quickly. :laughing: :wink:

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Looks like most of us were born in the 40s then.Dennis you are 5 month older than me so we will be drawing the pension around the same time next year.I wont know what to do with all that money the goverment have promised us. :unamused:

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Stanfield:
Looks like most of us were born in the 40s then.Dennis you are 5 month older than me so we will be drawing the pension around the same time next year.I wont know what to do with all that money the goverment have promised us. :unamused:

John I bet bet you know some one who will know how to spend it for you :exclamation: :laughing: :wink:
cheers Johnnie
P S £7 odd rise this year :unamused:

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[.I wont know what to do with all that money the goverment have promised us. :unamused:
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Same as the rest of us John… bloody struggle :wink: :laughing:

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Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Bewick:
65 next March and have just found this oh so wonderful site called “Trucknet” I think its called,apparently there are a lot of “therapists” on this site who are always willing to give help and advice to anyone who is “winding down” toward their 65th birthday and a well earned retirement beyond!!! They also run a number of rest homes up and down and even beyond these shores(IOM & Brittany) Their help and advice should prove invaluable over the coming months I’m sure! (well thats what my district nurse tells me!) Cheers —whats my name to-day Nurse?— could you spell that please or is there only 4 letters in it?----

Plenty of rest homes in the IOM Dennis,do you want some brochures?
There’s other rest homes as well…for ex tram hosses. :grimacing:

Hi Chris,
Dennis is only nine months older than I am.I will be 65 next year,still 63 at the moment,64 next xmas eve,65 the following year,thats if I’m still breathing :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Only the Good die young Dave so I’m pleased to say you’ll be around for a very long time yet mate!!

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Bewick:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Bewick:
65 next March and have just found this oh so wonderful site called “Trucknet” I think its called,apparently there are a lot of “therapists” on this site who are always willing to give help and advice to anyone who is “winding down” toward their 65th birthday and a well earned retirement beyond!!! They also run a number of rest homes up and down and even beyond these shores(IOM & Brittany) Their help and advice should prove invaluable over the coming months I’m sure! (well thats what my district nurse tells me!) Cheers —whats my name to-day Nurse?— could you spell that please or is there only 4 letters in it?----

Plenty of rest homes in the IOM Dennis,do you want some brochures?
There’s other rest homes as well…for ex tram hosses. :grimacing:

Hi Chris,
Dennis is only nine months older than I am.I will be 65 next year,still 63 at the moment,64 next Xmas eve,65 the following year,thats if I’m still breathing :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Only the Good die young Dave so I’m pleased to say you’ll be around for a very long time yet mate!!

I didn’t think that last November-December Dennis.I thought I was heading for the anthracite :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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has anyone else noticed the deafening silence from the north durham and northampton directions ? when it comes to age and money harry can usually tug at the heartstrings with his tales of poverty ,

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Dave the Renegade:

Bewick:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Bewick:
65 next March and have just found this oh so wonderful site called “Trucknet” I think its called,apparently there are a lot of “therapists” on this site who are always willing to give help and advice to anyone who is “winding down” toward their 65th birthday and a well earned retirement beyond!!! They also run a number of rest homes up and down and even beyond these shores(IOM & Brittany) Their help and advice should prove invaluable over the coming months I’m sure! (well thats what my district nurse tells me!) Cheers —whats my name to-day Nurse?— could you spell that please or is there only 4 letters in it?----

Plenty of rest homes in the IOM Dennis,do you want some brochures?
There’s other rest homes as well…for ex tram hosses. :grimacing:

Hi Chris,
Dennis is only nine months older than I am.I will be 65 next year,still 63 at the moment,64 next Xmas eve,65 the following year,thats if I’m still breathing :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Only the Good die young Dave so I’m pleased to say you’ll be around for a very long time yet mate!!

I didn’t think that last November-December Dennis.I thought I was heading for the anthracite :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

No Dave ,they’ed need 5 ton of good Welsh steam coal for you!!! Dennis.

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rigsby:
has anyone else noticed the deafening silence from the north durham and northampton directions ? when it comes to age and money harry can usually tug at the heartstrings with his tales of poverty ,

The cut off point was 3 score years and 10 IIRC so the Durham and Northhants members are “technically” no longer with us!!! Cheers Dennis.

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i’m not wasting money on gas , but i have a problem , do i go in the green bin for recycling or the black bin for landfill ■■

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[Plenty of rest homes in the IOM Dennis,do you want some brochures?
There’s other rest homes as well…for ex tram hosses. :grimacing:


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Hi Chris,
Dennis is only nine months older than I am.I will be 65 next year,still 63 at the moment,64 next Xmas eve,65 the following year,thats if I’m still breathing :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.
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Only the Good die young Dave so I’m pleased to say you’ll be around for a very long time yet mate!!
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I didn’t think that last November-December Dennis.I thought I was heading for the anthracite :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.
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No Dave ,they’ed need 5 ton of good Welsh steam coal for you!!! Dennis.
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Just a bucketful and a gallon of petrol Dennis :laughing: .

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In November I will be 70 the handballing in the early years and then jumping off trailers instead of climbing down has taken its toll, Its a true saying The Pension Book is no the Only Thing You Get on retirment. Eddie.

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dessert driver:
Hi boys
It’s no wonder the government takes so much tax out of us WORKING men It’s to pay for all you lot living it up :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
The problem is by the time i’m 65 the retirement age will be going up. Will I ever catch up to be able to retire myself or will I have to work till I snuff it :frowning: :frowning: :smiley: :smiley:

Regards Keith.

I was just thinking the same thing, ah well cant hold it agenst you all but at 28 i have a hell of a long way to go

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bestbooties:
68 in July and her indoors keep’s telling me to act my age!

67 already this year, and my misses says the same. :sunglasses:

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Hi all,Trust you Dave to bring a topic like this up,im 72 in June so knocking on a bit now.I had a very good job and i retired when i was 51 so up to now ive done very well still pretty healthy.cheers Ted. PS where are Harry and Norm then.?

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rigsby:
has anyone else noticed the deafening silence from the north durham and northampton directions ? when it comes to age and money harry can usually tug at the heartstrings with his tales of poverty ,

Harry’s tales of poverty are a sham, he bought me a whiskey (irish) at the “do” last saturday, his wallet was bulging with cash. Havn’t seen those white fivers since I was a nipper, Queen Vic was really blinking when he let the light in. Ps i’m 65 next year, still plodding up and down the road. Pps There a picture of the old codger on the N E thread at the “do”, its the first one I posted, he’s on the right next to another local millionaire George Walton.

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If you think about it, it is not fair: you are born, enjoy the love and care of your parents, then you have to go to school and then to work to pay off your debts and save up for for few years of retirement and at the end you die…
It should be the other way round: you rise from the dead first. Then you enjoy your retirement, build up strength to work and earn money for your studies (and student life). Then nursery and endless care of your parents. And finally you end up as an ■■■■■■!