Oldest member on this forum.Also wit and wisdom!

[oiltreader]

Well done and doing johndorboy eighteen months behind you and still getting about in a van, bit of long distance with nights out(cabbing it ) coming up shortly old stamping ground beckons.
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[oiltreader]

2021 at MOT and the tester informed me of a small nick in one of the CV boots and advised " get yourself a bicycle puncture repair kit", I did that and got the all clear this year.
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[oiltreader]

Wisdom.
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[oiltreader]

Wit.
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[oiltreader]

More wit.
Once a year the Day Centre for the elderly put on a show and this year it was the Amazing Claude a hypnotist of wide repute who started of by saying “unlike most hypnotists I will not be inviting individuals on stage, I will hypnotise each and and everyone one of you in your seats” He produced a beautiful gold pocket watch and chain and said " I want you all to watch carefully" and began to gently swing the watch back and forth and in mellowed tone he said “You will now feel drowsy and drift away into a deep sleep and on my command you will wake again”
The chain broke and the watch smashed on the floor…Claude shouted s**t.
It took 3 days to clean up the Day Centre
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[suedehead]

oiltreader:
More wit.
Once a year the Day Centre for the elderly put on a show and this year it was the Amazing Claude a hypnotist of wide repute who started of by saying “unlike most hypnotists I will not be inviting individuals on stage, I will hypnotise each and and everyone one of you in your seats” He produced a beautiful gold pocket watch and chain and said " I want you all to watch carefully" and began to gently swing the watch back and forth and in mellowed tone he said “You will now feel drowsy and drift away into a deep sleep and on my command you will wake again”
The chain broke and the watch smashed on the floor…Claude shouted s**t.
It took 3 days to clean up the Day Centre
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Nurse Nurse . . . can you change my sheets again

[mushroomman]

As my old eyes are not as good as they used to be, can anybody tell me where I can buy one of these mobile phones.

[oiltreader]

Opportunist Octogenarian
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[oiltreader]

Today’s pearl of wisdom off FB.
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[mushroomman]

Another pearl of wisdom was " you can’t do enough for a good boss".

[oiltreader]

Off FB.
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[mushroomman]

[mushroomman]

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Some days it feels like it’s me, but without the wit or wisdom.

[mushroomman]

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mushroomman:
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That’s a good likeness of me, Mushroomman (Not the one in the green shirt.

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I saw the first picture and thought I was in for a treat, but didn’t recognise a lot of those cars.
I have a Pommie mate who loves those CA Bedfords though, he’s restoring a rare (here) Series Land Rover with a Dormobile back. It needs to be finished in time for a trip we have planned, to Cooma next Easter, to celebrate Land Rover’s 75th.

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Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:
Hiya,
Another thread started by our Dave the Renegade that’s started to fade away we did
get some good stories and some good laughs from it and no reason why those times
can’t return there’s still a few of us “old ■■■■■” about to give it a new lease of life and
not so old un’s are welcome to contribute if your tale is chuckleworthy post it.
thanks harry, long retired.

I will drink to that Harry, Regards Larry.

It’s sad to see that this thread is heading towards Bulley’s Bar, Dave The Renegade was a great contributor to Truck Net with over 44,000 posts.

R.I.P. Dave, gone but not forgotten.

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Off FB, love it.
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[robinswh]

Now 73 had both knees and a hip replaced recently alberta class one and two licence removed last year Still miss driving though British hgv and psv went south in the 1970 s.