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kevmac47 · 23 August 2015 20:39

I live the nearest to you Ang

lawrence_dunbar · 23 August 2015 20:46

kevmac47:
I live the nearest to you Ang

And Im on call 24/7, Plus Im a fast mover, That’s in my old Jag of course, Ha Ha, Plus I have a pair of white gloves, & A stock of single Malts just to eaze the pain, Mind you I live in hope of course, Regards Larry.

harry_gill · 23 August 2015 22:23

Hiya,
Best I can offer Ang is I’ve got a bus pass but do have a new bottle of Glenmorangie.
thanks harry, long retired.

grumpy_old_man · 24 August 2015 08:42

You lads are all rushing to the lady’s side to minister to her needs AND i hope you realise you’re offering to take the drinks. Now me being a Yorkshireman, in such a situation I don’t think it unreasonable to expect the lady to provide the refreshment. …

harry_gill · 24 August 2015 11:03

grumpy old man:
You lads are all rushing to the lady’s side to minister to her needs AND i hope you realise you’re offering to take the drinks. Now me being a Yorkshireman, in such a situation I don’t think it unreasonable to expect the lady to provide the refreshment. …

Hiya,
Well GOM as a Lancastrian by birth I’m well aware of Yorkshire tightarseiness,
get a bottle in your pocket and get on the bus at least the travel is free so it
won’t cost you anything which will be music to your ears, Oh’ don’t forget your
passport Durham/Northumbria is always on the lookout for illegal immigrants.
thanks harry, long retired.

animal · 24 August 2015 12:06

harry_gill:
Hiya,
Best I can offer Ang is I’ve got a bus pass but do have a new bottle of Glenmorangie.
thanks harry, long retired.

Might have more than that when I return from Fort William in a couple weeks

Thank guy’s for the offer have managed to have a shower ok btw & a few other thing getting about the house is not too bad just need the next step of going out

grumpy_old_man · 25 August 2015 08:53

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:
You lads are all rushing to the lady’s side to minister to her needs AND i hope you realise you’re offering to take the drinks. Now me being a Yorkshireman, in such a situation I don’t think it unreasonable to expect the lady to provide the refreshment. …

Hiya,
Well GOM as a Lancastrian by birth I’m well aware of Yorkshire tightarseiness,
get a bottle in your pocket and get on the bus at least the travel is free so it
won’t cost you anything which will be music to your ears, Oh’ don’t forget your
passport Durham/Northumbria is always on the lookout for illegal immigrants.
thanks harry, long retired.

How dare you That’s a myth spread around by folk who don’t understand the fact that we are just a bit “thrifty”

To other matters re the “too much alcohol over 65” report. I can solve your dilemma, DO NOT dispose of the surplus malt down the sink, toilet, or anywhere else. As a demonstration of my good naturedness I shall dust the Jaguar off and dash up to Durham and load the aforementioned malt for the return journey…all your problems will be solved and even more important, the lovely Mrs Gill will be happy when she knows that finally, her little Harry has signed the pledge.

harry_gill · 25 August 2015 19:22

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:
You lads are all rushing to the lady’s side to minister to her needs AND i hope you realise you’re offering to take the drinks. Now me being a Yorkshireman, in such a situation I don’t think it unreasonable to expect the lady to provide the refreshment. …

Hiya,
Well GOM as a Lancastrian by birth I’m well aware of Yorkshire tightarseiness,
get a bottle in your pocket and get on the bus at least the travel is free so it
won’t cost you anything which will be music to your ears, Oh’ don’t forget your
passport Durham/Northumbria is always on the lookout for illegal immigrants.
thanks harry, long retired.

How dare you That’s a myth spread around by folk who don’t understand the fact that we are just a bit “thrifty”

To other matters re the “too much alcohol over 65” report. I can solve your dilemma, DO NOT dispose of the surplus malt down the sink, toilet, or anywhere else. As a demonstration of my good naturedness I shall dust the Jaguar off and dash up to Durham and load the aforementioned malt for the return journey…all your problems will be solved and even more important, the lovely Mrs Gill will be happy when she knows that finally, her little Harry has signed the pledge.

Hiya,
Too late for the single malt GOM I’ve donated it to the Poor Children’s Father’s
Drinking Fund Association of which I’m a life member in fact the only member.
thanks harry, long retired.

norman_ingram · 26 August 2015 22:14

This site has gone to pot, Harry objecting to being in his second childhood, Angy can’t get her leg over due too she has put her foot in it. GOM is still trying to get free whisky ( Again). Kev wants to wash Angy’s back because he lives near her . Yes I am still in the land of the living, next Thursday 3rd I’m 78, climbing ladders and trees then over balance when gettin down a two steps went down slow motion rubbing my leg down the side of the steps,got up carried on painting, Next day my leg was grazed my left foot was bruised, but ok now. Friday having my garage roof done with one piece of sheet rubber, a firm from Bury, I done it myself with torch on felt and painted it to reflect the sun, it has lasted 17years. The owners son said it will last at least 25 years, yes but I doubt if I will be around, and cost a lot cheaper when I done it.

jmc_jnr · 27 August 2015 09:43

Hi Norman. Welcome back. From what I’ve read half the “sheds” that Harry drove in needed a new roof too! Jim.

animal · 27 August 2015 11:44

Hi Norman nice to see you back

You can see my pic on Facebook if you like will try to get some more when they x ray & remove plaster in couple weeks then a new plaster on

rigsby · 27 August 2015 15:08

nice to see norman is ok and back among us , what about you ang ? thought you were a rufty tufty trucker and all the time you were a delicate little flower that needs handling with care . lol , dave

dave_the_renegade · 27 August 2015 15:48

Good to see you are fit an d busy Norm, at least you are saving yourself some money doing your own DIY.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 27 August 2015 16:39

Dave the Renegade:
Good to see you are fit an d busy Norm, at least you are saving yourself some money doing your own DIY.
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
DIY !!! Dave don’t talk dirty.
thanks harry, long retired.

norman_ingram · 27 August 2015 18:55

See Dave, Harry goes all funny when you mention diy. l made a catapult for my son-in-law who has these wood pigeons who sit in this tree which overhangs his drive,they keep making hits on his Land Rover. I told him to keep disturbing them and they will roost else Where.

dave_the_renegade · 27 August 2015 18:59

I used to have a catapult Norm,also a couple of shotguns. Nowadays I wouldn’t shoot anything. Our Cairn Terrier shifts most things out of the garden.
Cheers Dave.

jmc_jnr · 31 August 2015 08:30

Looked like we were headed for page 2. BUMP! Hello all. Jim.
P.S. Get well soon Ang. Let’s hear it for the lady…HIP HIP!

animal · 31 August 2015 16:13

jmc jnr:
Looked like we were headed for page 2. BUMP! Hello all. Jim.
P.S. Get well soon Ang. Let’s hear it for the lady…HIP HIP!

Thanks I will get there just a little time just chilling atm

lawrence_dunbar · 31 August 2015 20:38

animal:

jmc jnr:
Looked like we were headed for page 2. BUMP! Hello all. Jim.
P.S. Get well soon Ang. Let’s hear it for the lady…HIP HIP!

Thanks I will get there just a little time just chilling atm

Hi Ang, Its good to hear you are on the mend, Chilling Out Is Good, But getting warmed up is much better with a few large single Malts, The summer is gone & the evenings are getting a bit colder, So the Malts do the trick, Anyway get well soon pet & hopefully I will see you at the next drivers bash in the Toon, Regards Larry.x

dave_the_renegade · 5 September 2015 10:42

Indian Summer on its way, then get ready for a harsh winter afterwards.
Cheers Dave.