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Moving on from the “■■■ sticks” :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink:
Here is a vehicle we could all use in our later years.
(Harry might need a 240 Gardner transplant though) :smiley: :smiley:
Regards Kev.


I love it!!! Mobility scooters are GO!!!

Evening all,

Appointment with my Consultant yesterday…advised me to change my lifestyle…“.to what”, I asked…“.well something else” quoth he…

Looked on the Internet for vacancies as an International ■■■■■■■…there are none…or at least none advertised…

So went and cut a few acres for Hay…Im totally cream crackered tonight…aand I was only driving the tractor!!!

And my ■■■ sticks have arrived…and I have not yet mastered my new Specsavers bifocalist spectacles as yet…oh tomorrow looks great fun

Cheerio for now…

Saviem:
Evening all,

Appointment with my Consultant yesterday…advised me to change my lifestyle…“.to what”, I asked…“.well something else” quoth he…

Looked on the Internet for vacancies as an International ■■■■■■■…there are none…or at least none advertised…

So went and cut a few acres for Hay…Im totally cream crackered tonight…aand I was only driving the tractor!!!

And my ■■■ sticks have arrived…and I have not yet mastered my new Specsavers bifocalist spectacles as yet…oh tomorrow looks great fun

Cheerio for now…

Interesting combination John, ■■■ sticks, new glasses, make sure the hand,eye, arse, coordination are working. Please!!! no pictures if you get it wrong. :smiley: :smiley: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: Regards Kev.

Who’s a happy old lorry driver then?..that’ll be me…just back from hols. in Germany, the Jaguar was re introduced to the derestricted autobahns…and I’ve bought myself a litre of 46 volt Ardbeg malt…and a few litres of Black Grouse, but I’m trying to keep that a secret from you know who. :smiley:

you’ve more chance of plaiting fog brian , she’s a woman , she will know all about it and is just waiting for the right time to use it against you . they don’t miss a thing , it’s like a sixth sense with them .cheers , dave . ps , hope you enjoyed your hold anyway .

hols not hold , bloody autocorrect .

grumpy old man:
Who’s a happy old lorry driver then?..that’ll be me…just back from hols. in Germany, the Jaguar was re introduced to the derestricted autobahns…and I’ve bought myself a litre of 46 volt Ardbeg malt…and a few litres of Black Grouse, but I’m trying to keep that a secret from you know who. :smiley:

Good for you GOM 46 volt what a taste bud sharpner Eh, I cant hide anything from my good lady,Even if I took some floorboards up she would find it, So I just put mine on display for her to see, The looks I sometimes get are nasty, But she allways comes round when I turn the old driver charm on, Ha Ha, Enjoy the Malt , Regards Larry.

We are going to Ireland next month. Hope the beer prices are reasonable. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:
We are going to Ireland next month. Hope the beer prices are reasonable. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Well have a nice time Dave, From what ive heard nothing is reasonable as far as prices go, But you only live once so enjoy your visit, Im hoping to go myself in the near future with my good lady of course, Regards Larry.

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:
We are going to Ireland next month. Hope the beer prices are reasonable. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Well have a nice time Dave, From what ive heard nothing is reasonable as far as prices go, But you only live once so enjoy your visit, Im hoping to go myself in the near future with my good lady of course, Regards Larry.

We are going to one of my Nephews wedding, who lives over there. So we should have a good time Larry, as most of my family will be there.
Cheers Dave.

Prices in Ireland are a bit eye watering. In Germany last Thursday I got diesel at £3.90 a gallon.

My Sister and Brother-in-law go over to Ireland quite often Brian, they say prices are a bit dearer… I shall fill up at Fishguard with fuel which should last us a while, might have to buy some over there, just depends how much travelling we do.
Cheers Dave.

grumpy old man:
Prices in Ireland are a bit eye watering. In Germany last Thursday I got diesel at £3.90 a gallon.

i was going to pass some scathing comment about diesel in a jag , then i remembered you are a yorkshireman , nuff said , dave

My neighbour is a Jaguar man, he restores and refurbishes classic cars for a living, but Jaguars are his favourite motor.
Cheers Dave.

My Jaguar put in a very decent performance on the de restricted autobahns, I didn’t quite match what I did 2 years ago (mph) but I didn’t do too bad for and old man :smiley: After a break at a rest area you know who chirps up…“can I have a go now” :open_mouth: “NO YOU CAN NOT” I’m daft but not daft enough to turn her loose on a de restricted motorway, there’s something wrong with that woman when she gets hold of the controls of a car. You’ve all heard the expression NO FEAR…it sums her up very well. :unamused:
And Mr rigsby and ‘the diesel jaguar’ don’t forget THE TWIN TURBO DIESEL JAGUAR. :smiley:
That said, I would never buy another modern diesel engined car, why■■? the dreaded DPF (diesel particulate filter). I’m lucky, I got one of the last Jaguars built before they started fitting DPF’s.
DPF’s are invention of the devil.
When I win the lottery it’s a 5 litre SUPERCHARGED V8 for me…see what she can do with that when she goes shopping to Asda. :open_mouth: :smiley:

grumpy old man:
My Jaguar put in a very decent performance on the de restricted autobahns, I didn’t quite match what I did 2 years ago (mph) but I didn’t do too bad for and old man :smiley: After a break at a rest area you know who chirps up…“can I have a go now” :open_mouth: “NO YOU CAN NOT” I’m daft but not daft enough to turn her loose on a de restricted motorway, there’s something wrong with that woman when she gets hold of the controls of a car. You’ve all heard the expression NO FEAR…it sums her up very well. :unamused:
And Mr rigsby and ‘the diesel jaguar’ don’t forget THE TWIN TURBO DIESEL JAGUAR. :smiley:
That said, I would never buy another modern diesel engined car, why■■? the dreaded DPF (diesel particulate filter). I’m lucky, I got one of the last Jaguars built before they started fitting DPF’s.
DPF’s are invention of the devil.
When I win the lottery it’s a 5 litre SUPERCHARGED V8 for me…see what she can do with that when she goes shopping to Asda. :open_mouth: :smiley:

How about the original diesel Jag, The Guy Big J aguar ! :smiley:

pete smith:

grumpy old man:
My Jaguar put in a very decent performance on the de restricted autobahns, I didn’t quite match what I did 2 years ago (mph) but I didn’t do too bad for and old man :smiley: After a break at a rest area you know who chirps up…“can I have a go now” :open_mouth: “NO YOU CAN NOT” I’m daft but not daft enough to turn her loose on a de restricted motorway, there’s something wrong with that woman when she gets hold of the controls of a car. You’ve all heard the expression NO FEAR…it sums her up very well. :unamused:
And Mr rigsby and ‘the diesel jaguar’ don’t forget THE TWIN TURBO DIESEL JAGUAR. :smiley:
That said, I would never buy another modern diesel engined car, why■■? the dreaded DPF (diesel particulate filter). I’m lucky, I got one of the last Jaguars built before they started fitting DPF’s.
DPF’s are invention of the devil.
When I win the lottery it’s a 5 litre SUPERCHARGED V8 for me…see what she can do with that when she goes shopping to Asda. :open_mouth: :smiley:

How 11about the original diesel Jag, The Guy Big J aguar ! :smiley:

Hiya,
And “Grumps” not forgetting to specify powered by the proverbial 8 pot Gardner.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

pete smith:

grumpy old man:
My Jaguar put in a very decent performance on the de restricted autobahns, I didn’t quite match what I did 2 years ago (mph) but I didn’t do too bad for and old man :smiley: After a break at a rest area you know who chirps up…“can I have a go now” :open_mouth: “NO YOU CAN NOT” I’m daft but not daft enough to turn her loose on a de restricted motorway, there’s something wrong with that woman when she gets hold of the controls of a car. You’ve all heard the expression NO FEAR…it sums her up very well. :unamused:
And Mr rigsby and ‘the diesel jaguar’ don’t forget THE TWIN TURBO DIESEL JAGUAR. :smiley:
That said, I would never buy another modern diesel engined car, why■■? the dreaded DPF (diesel particulate filter). I’m lucky, I got one of the last Jaguars built before they started fitting DPF’s.
DPF’s are invention of the devil.
When I win the lottery it’s a 5 litre SUPERCHARGED V8 for me…see what she can do with that when she goes shopping to Asda. :open_mouth: :smiley:

How 11about the original diesel Jag, The Guy Big J aguar ! :smiley:

Hiya,
And “Grumps” not forgetting to specify powered by the proverbial 8 pot Gardner.
thanks harry, long retired.

Hi H, I forgot about those motors, Big J8’s :smiley:

pete smith:

harry_gill:

pete smith:

grumpy old man:
My Jaguar put in a very decent performance on the de restricted autobahns, I didn’t quite match what I did 2 years ago (mph) but I didn’t do too bad for and old man :smiley: After a break at a rest area you know who chirps up…“can I have a go now” :open_mouth: “NO YOU CAN NOT” I’m daft but not daft enough to turn her loose on a de restricted motorway, there’s something wrong with that woman when she gets hold of the controls of a car. You’ve all heard the expression NO FEAR…it sums her up very well. :unamused:
And Mr rigsby and ‘the diesel jaguar’ don’t forget THE TWIN TURBO DIESEL JAGUAR. :smiley:
That said, I would never buy another modern diesel engined car, why■■? the dreaded DPF (diesel particulate filter). I’m lucky, I got one of the last Jaguars built before they started fitting DPF’s.
DPF’s are invention of the devil.
When I win the lottery it’s a 5 litre SUPERCHARGED V8 for me…see what she can do with that when she goes shopping to Asda. :open_mouth: :smiley:

How 11about the original diesel Jag, The Guy Big J aguar ! :smiley:

Hiya,
And “Grumps” not forgetting to specify powered by the proverbial 8 pot Gardner.
thanks harry, long retired.

Hi H, I forgot about those motors, Big J8’s :smiley:

Hiya,
Yes and it seems everybody else in the world including the Guy workforce ( and
there are many of them still around ) who have forgotten about them too.
thanks harry, long retired.

My neighbour has a Jaguar XKR convertable with a 4.2 supercharged engine, also a XJ6. Me I’ve only got two panzer machines. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.