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Chris Webb:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:
A mate of mine was 62 today…he’s 2 to 10 tomorrow. :smiley:

I’ll get me coat…

Hope you got plenty of grub in your house Chris, cos them old steam packet boats won’t be running much in the bad weather :frowning: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Chris I was packing you some much needed supplies and I put a couple of bottles of malt in but they have gotten spilt :blush: :blush: so I am not sure hic hic when the rest will hic hic get sent hic hic
cheers Johnnie :wink:

Aye,sounds about rayt,don’t wittle about it,get some Schnapps down yer in Deutschland over Xmas and I’ll get some Scotch down me in Auld Reekie.Might go out for an hour,wind or no wind. :grimacing:

Watch you don’t get blown into the drink going for a drink Chris.Same applies on the return journey :exclamation: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

I have just received this report and it is so important that I have posted it immediately it did not say where it was carried out but some people will have a good idea of where and by whom. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the
Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents
are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by ■■■■■■■■ who drink
bottled water, starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and ■■■■ like
that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three
times as many accidents. :unamused:

cheers Johnnie :wink:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:
A mate of mine was 62 today…he’s 2 to 10 tomorrow. :smiley:

Aye,sounds about rayt,don’t wittle about it,get some Schnapps down yer in Deutschland over Xmas and I’ll get some Scotch down me in Auld Reekie.Might go out for an hour,wind or no wind. :grimacing:

Watch you don’t get blown into the drink going for a drink Chris.Same applies on the return journey :exclamation: :laughing: .

Cheers Dave.

Aye,made it there and back Dave no problem thanks.Lovely evening here now. :unamused:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:
A mate of mine was 62 today…he’s 2 to 10 tomorrow. :smiley:

Aye,sounds about rayt,don’t wittle about it,get some Schnapps down yer in Deutschland over Xmas and I’ll get some Scotch down me in Auld Reekie.Might go out for an hour,wind or no wind. :grimacing:

Watch you don’t get blown into the drink going for a drink Chris.Same applies on the return journey :exclamation: :laughing: .

Cheers Dave.

Aye,made it there and back Dave no problem thanks.Lovely evening here now. :unamused:

I’ll bet it is Chris,its that rough here it would blow you out of bed straight into the ■■■■■■■ :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:
A mate of mine was 62 today…he’s 2 to 10 tomorrow. :smiley:

Aye,sounds about rayt,don’t wittle about it,get some Schnapps down yer in Deutschland over Xmas and I’ll get some Scotch down me in Auld Reekie.Might go out for an hour,wind or no wind. :grimacing:

Watch you don’t get blown into the drink going for a drink Chris.Same applies on the return journey :exclamation: :laughing: .

Cheers Dave.

Aye,made it there and back Dave no problem thanks.Lovely evening here now. :unamused:

I’ll bet it is Chris,its that rough here it would blow you out of bed straight into the ■■■■■■■ :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Here you are Dave,wind speed and direction at Douglas just now,sheltered from the westerlies…



And the same for Peel on the west coast…
No ferry sailing tonight though…Dennis not arrived with supplies either :smiley:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:
A mate of mine was 62 today…he’s 2 to 10 tomorrow. :smiley:

Aye,sounds about rayt,don’t wittle about it,get some Schnapps down yer in Deutschland over Xmas and I’ll get some Scotch down me in Auld Reekie.Might go out for an hour,wind or no wind. :grimacing:

Watch you don’t get blown into the drink going for a drink Chris.Same applies on the return journey :exclamation: :laughing: .

Cheers Dave.

Aye,made it there and back Dave no problem thanks.Lovely evening here now. :unamused:

I’ll bet it is Chris,its that rough here it would blow you out of bed straight into the ■■■■■■■ :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Here you are Dave,wind speed and direction at Douglas just now,sheltered from the westerlies…



And the same for Peel on the west coast…
No ferry sailing tonight though…Dennis not arrived with supplies either :smiley:

there will be nowt left by the time he arrives have you seen the crew he recruited :unamused: :unamused:
ANON. :wink:

hiya,
Ah yes the crew, Dennis would only pick the best hic hic.
thanks harry long retired.

that mob have probably lost half the oars by now . they’ll be going round in circles somewhere in the irish sea , ■■■■■■ as newts . if you’re waiting for them chris you’ll starve , dave

Aye,made it there and back Dave no problem thanks.Lovely evening here now. :unamused:
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I’ll bet it is Chris,its that rough here it would blow you out of bed straight into the ■■■■■■■ :wink: .
Cheers Dave.
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Here you are Dave,wind speed and direction at Douglas just now,sheltered from the westerlies…



And the same for Peel on the west coast…
No ferry sailing tonight though…Dennis not arrived with supplies either :smiley:
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Hadn’t given it a lot of thought until you pointed it out Chris.Yes Douglas would have the rest of the island to the west of it and be sheltered from the rougher winds.Do you get much rough weather on the I O M ?
Cheers Dave.

Sorry about this Chris,but the Board of Trade inspector at Heysham wouldn’t let us sail ‘cause I didn’t have a full crew,and what I did have were all “■■■■■■ as newts” and layed int’ bottom of’t boat.My chief mate “H” refused to chance his luck over the A66 at Bowes and my B’osun, J.T. said “ditto” over Woodhead,but he had already said that if he couldn’t be’t Rum Tankie on board he didn’t fancy’t trip anyroad.You just can’t get the staff/crew nowadays and Steam Racket aren’t much better either,there’s nowt wrong wi’t Bow Thruster on’t Viking ship,it’s a 20ft barge Pole !!! Cheers Dennis.

Get your sou’westers ready,another big storm heading in next week.Tie everything down with ropes straps string and anything you can find :exclamation: :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:
Get your sou’westers ready,another big storm heading in next week.Tie everything down with ropes straps string and anything you can find :exclamation: :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Have you been watching nature Dave i.e. Spiders on walls and Robins flying backwards ect. on which to base your weather forecast for the coming week?There used to be an old bloke up in the Yorkshire dales or Wolds who could predict the weather accurately,have you taken over from him then? Cheers Dennis.

Bewick:

Dave the Renegade:
Get your sou’westers ready,another big storm heading in next week.Tie everything down with ropes straps string and anything you can find :exclamation: :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Have you been watching nature Dave i.e. Spiders on walls and Robins flying backwards ect. on which to base your weather forecast for the coming week?There used to be an old bloke up in the Yorkshire dales or Wolds who could predict the weather accurately,have you taken over from him then? Cheers Dennis.

Bill Fothergill or something like that Dennis.My forecast is based on the Met office who are about as accurate as the amateurs :wink:.
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

Bewick:

Dave the Renegade:
Get your sou’westers ready,another big storm heading in next week.Tie everything down with ropes straps string and anything you can find :exclamation: :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Have you been watching nature Dave i.e. Spiders on walls and Robins flying backwards ect. on which to base your weather forecast for the coming week?There used to be an old bloke up in the Yorkshire dales or Wolds who could predict the weather accurately,have you taken over from him then? Cheers Dennis.

Bill Fothergill or something like that Dennis.My forecast is based on the Met office who are about as accurate as the amateurs :wink:.
Cheers Dave.

PS.
Just checked his name was Bill Foggit who passed away in 2004 aged 91.An apt name for a weather forecaster :wink: .

Bewick:
Sorry about this Chris,but the Board of Trade inspector at Heysham wouldn’t let us sail ‘cause I didn’t have a full crew,and what I did have were all “■■■■■■ as newts” and layed int’ bottom of’t boat.My chief mate “H” refused to chance his luck over the A66 at Bowes and my B’osun, J.T. said “ditto” over Woodhead,but he had already said that if he couldn’t be’t Rum Tankie on board he didn’t fancy’t trip anyroad.You just can’t get the staff/crew nowadays and Steam Racket aren’t much better either,there’s nowt wrong wi’t Bow Thruster on’t Viking ship,it’s a 20ft barge Pole !!! Cheers Dennis.

Don’t fret thesen Dennis,ferry’s done a couple of shifts so we’re sound pal. Might need you next week if Dave “Foggit” Renegade’s forecast is rayt.Do us a favour and nip down to Heysham for about midnight and give t’lads a hand to tip and load t’boat,she’s trapping on at 17 knots in your direction. :smiley:

Chris Webb:

Bewick:
Sorry about this Chris,but the Board of Trade inspector at Heysham wouldn’t let us sail ‘cause I didn’t have a full crew,and what I did have were all “■■■■■■ as newts” and layed int’ bottom of’t boat.My chief mate “H” refused to chance his luck over the A66 at Bowes and my B’osun, J.T. said “ditto” over Woodhead,but he had already said that if he couldn’t be’t Rum Tankie on board he didn’t fancy’t trip anyroad.You just can’t get the staff/crew nowadays and Steam Racket aren’t much better either,there’s nowt wrong wi’t Bow Thruster on’t Viking ship,it’s a 20ft barge Pole !!! Cheers Dennis.

Don’t fret thesen Dennis,ferry’s done a couple of shifts so we’re sound pal. Might need you next week if Dave “Foggit” Renegade’s forecast is rayt.Do us a favour and nip down to Heysham for about midnight and give t’lads a hand to tip and load t’boat,she’s trapping on at 17 knots in your direction. :smiley:

I didn’t like to say,but I am a bit of a prophet when it comes to bad weather.Keep it to yourselves as we don’t want to start a panic !!! :frowning: :laughing: .

I am more bothered about the wether I am in trouble again as if I am staggering it is not wether it is certain that I am in the ■■■■ :unamused: :blush:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

sammyopisite:
Three days after yours Pete,a bit closer to the boring day bah humbug :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave I am not brave enough to call it the boring day as I would be in the deepest [zb] anyone could ever imagine :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I put the tree up early this year ( yesterday ) and Bren says do you know those lights are 25 years old and some baubles we have had for 45 years saying I was a tight git but I replied I am just careful and look after things and that I do not replace things when they are still in working order i.e… like you and then beat a very sharp retreat into the spare room on elf and safety grounds. :blush: :blush: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:
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Far too early for the tree to go up if mine goes up it will be as per 24th dec some of my tree decorations are older than that for god sake they just young plenty left in them yet do have soem that were my grandad

Norman Ingram:

animal:
Well I am defiantly under 60 but not saying by how much :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Not a lot ang, you gave me a clue. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I came out of the army in 1958 and I think it was 1961/2 when N/S finished, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I will be generous and say if it was 61 you born in 62 you would be 50 years old. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

But I also gave another clue a bit earlier if you look

you got me thinking ange , i reckon ns finished in 1958 or 9 , i was 18 in 1960 and i missed it . that would make you a mere young slip of a lass , are you sure your son is old enough to be in edinburgh on his own ? ( nips smartly out of firing line )