rigsby:
get a downstairs loo installed harry , at least if you forget where you’re going you can have a pee while you think about it . we were always grumping about the stairs when we visited our son and his family , lo and behold they now have a downstairs loo . you two are getting no younger and it is an investment for the future was his reasoning , cheers , dave
Hiya,
The whole area of our “drum” is only the size of a decent sized loo, could always
install a bucket in the conservatory but it does get a bit warm in there.
thanks harry, long retired.
Of course, your staff would be required to make sure it was fresh and clean every morning.
Hiya,
“G O M” have ordered one to be delivered poste haste I am going to use it as a replacement
for my easy chair, will be able to go about my business and I say that “loosely” whilst I view
the tele and should anyone call whilst I’m enthroned a travel rug discreetly placed and them
being told that I’m very old should spare any embarrassment, thank you my friend I’ll forever
be indebted to you, great stuff, I’ll pass the info onto Norman he’s very old as well.
thanks harry, long retired.
A good shovel wouldn’t cost six hundred quid Harry. Just get the Missus to dig a hole in the garden.
Cheers Dave.
see in that key has just retired , again , he now has an idea what the future holds , incontinance and insanity is only the start .perhaps someone can locate a mini commode for his bike . cheers , dave
rigsby:
get a downstairs loo installed harry , at least if you forget where you’re going you can have a pee while you think about it . we were always grumping about the stairs when we visited our son and his family , lo and behold they now have a downstairs loo . you two are getting no younger and it is an investment for the future was his reasoning , cheers , dave
Hiya,
The whole area of our “drum” is only the size of a decent sized loo, could always
install a bucket in the conservatory but it does get a bit warm in there.
thanks harry, long retired.
Of course, your staff would be required to make sure it was fresh and clean every morning.
Hiya,
“G O M” have ordered one to be delivered poste haste I am going to use it as a replacement
for my easy chair, will be able to go about my business and I say that “loosely” whilst I view
the tele and should anyone call whilst I’m enthroned a travel rug discreetly placed and them
being told that I’m very old should spare any embarrassment, thank you my friend I’ll forever
be indebted to you, great stuff, I’ll pass the info onto Norman he’s very old as well.
thanks harry, long retired.
A good shovel wouldn’t cost six hundred quid Harry. Just get the Missus to dig a hole in the garden.
Cheers Dave.
Ye gods man he can’t watch telly and imbibe a drop of malt when he’s in the garden. Picture the poor owd bugga out there in the middle of winter. Mr G is a man well stricken in years and needs a bit of comfort in his life. With the Royale Flushing Commode he can just sit, keep warm, have a meal, imbibe, etc. and do what he has to do.
Let’s have a bit of consideration for t’owd lad.
i couldn’t agree more brian , a most thoughtful and helpful piece of information . i did notice that the ad also mentioned " extra wide " as an option and it crossed my mind that it could be more suitable for our ageing friend . i also worry that mrs gill being of a fiery disposition when a little upset could be inclined to return the contents of the said commode to harry in a precipitate manner .
rigsby:
get a downstairs loo installed harry , at least if you forget where you’re going you can have a pee while you think about it . we were always grumping about the stairs when we visited our son and his family , lo and behold they now have a downstairs loo . you two are getting no younger and it is an investment for the future was his reasoning , cheers , dave
Hiya,
The whole area of our “drum” is only the size of a decent sized loo, could always
install a bucket in the conservatory but it does get a bit warm in there.
thanks harry, long retired.
Of course, your staff would be required to make sure it was fresh and clean every morning.
Hiya,
“G O M” have ordered one to be delivered poste haste I am going to use it as a replacement
for my easy chair, will be able to go about my business and I say that “loosely” whilst I view
the tele and should anyone call whilst I’m enthroned a travel rug discreetly placed and them
being told that I’m very old should spare any embarrassment, thank you my friend I’ll forever
be indebted to you, great stuff, I’ll pass the info onto Norman he’s very old as well.
thanks harry, long retired.
A good shovel wouldn’t cost six hundred quid Harry. Just get the Missus to dig a hole in the garden.
Cheers Dave.
Ye gods man he can’t watch telly and imbibe a drop of malt when he’s in the garden. Picture the poor owd bugga out there in the middle of winter. Mr G is a man well stricken in years and needs a bit of comfort in his life. With the Royale Flushing Commode he can just sit, keep warm, have a meal, imbibe, etc. and do what he has to do.
Let’s have a bit of consideration for t’owd lad.
G O M, you have misread the situation. Mr G does the deed in the house into a bucket,placed under a suitable comfortable seat with a hole in it, then Mrs G takes it into the garden and excavates the hole with a shovel and bury’s the whatical and refills the hole.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
It’s quite plain that no one on here knows my Mrs Gill, anything I did impart into a
bucket or any receptacle for that matter would be returned to my person having
been tipped over my head, followed by the obligatory clip round the lug-hole.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Hiya,
It’s quite plain that no one on here knows my Mrs Gill, anything I did impart into a
bucket or any receptacle for that matter would be returned to my person having
been tipped over my head, followed by the obligatory clip round the lug-hole.
thanks harry, long retired.
Back to G O M’s suggestion then Harry…Unless someone comes up with a better solution.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
Hiya,
It’s quite plain that no one on here knows my Mrs Gill, anything I did impart into a
bucket or any receptacle for that matter would be returned to my person having
been tipped over my head, followed by the obligatory clip round the lug-hole.
thanks harry, long retired.
Back to G O M’s suggestion then Harry…Unless someone comes up with a better solution.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Well Dave I have re-suggested the de-luxe commode to the missus and as I write
she is looking through Yellow Pages trying to find an old peoples home who will
be willing to take me on, she reckons that If I want to be enthroned on a potty
it has to be the old folks home, but in all fairness she said she will visit on the
odd occasion like my birthday and Christmas if she doesn’t have company.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Hiya,
It’s quite plain that no one on here knows my Mrs Gill, anything I did impart into a
bucket or any receptacle for that matter would be returned to my person having
been tipped over my head, followed by the obligatory clip round the lug-hole.
thanks harry, long retired.
Back to G O M’s suggestion then Harry…Unless someone comes up with a better solution.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Well Dave I have re-suggested the de-luxe commode to the missus and as I write
she is looking through Yellow Pages trying to find an old peoples home who will
be willing to take me on, she reckons that If I want to be enthroned on a potty
it has to be the old folks home, but in all fairness she said she will visit on the
odd occasion like my birthday and Christmas if she doesn’t have company.
thanks harry, long retired.
You wouldn’t last until Christmas,you would cause a riot and be thrown out long before then Harry for cracking them all up with your wit.
Cheers Dave.
Harry,i would not see you in nursing home,you could stop in our spare room and take the Albion out for a spin at weekends,thats one up from a poxy Scania 80 eh?
pete smith:
Harry,i would not see you in nursing home,you could stop in our spare room and take the Albion out for a spin at weekends,thats one up from a poxy Scania 80 eh?
Hiya,
It’s now you tell me Pete after I’ve let my HGV go, I love the old Albions too,
but thanks for your kind offer too late I’m afraid she’s got me booked in and
I’m calling the Bingo at 8 o’clock tonight, eye’s down look in, two fat ladies,
no, no, no not you two arghhhh, Jen let me come home, PLEASE.
thanks harry, long retired.
rigsby:
see in that key has just retired , again , he now has an idea what the future holds , incontinance and insanity is only the start .perhaps someone can locate a mini commode for his bike . cheers , dave
A mini commode for the bike great idea!!! Call the patent office quick it also solves the problem of SITTING, (yes that’s the correct spelling ) on a seat like a razor blade. Regards Kev.
next time you go for a day at beamish key , see if they have an old tractor seat spare , bit more comfy than what passes for saddles nowadays . no wonder the lycra army always look so miserable . last bike i had ( back in prehistory ) had a proper saddle with springs in it . cheers , dave
