Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave, what about you giving a party,
A party Norm ? I didn’t drive for BRS. I eeked out a poor living as a mere tipper driver, and since subsidised my lowly lifestyle as a CPC holder. Party…whats a party, never had one.
Cheers Dave.
Why not start a trend!
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave, what about you giving a party,A party Norm ? I didn’t drive for BRS. I eeked out a poor living as a mere tipper driver, and since subsidised my lowly lifestyle as a CPC holder. Party…whats a party, never had one.
Cheers Dave.
Norm, you get yourself here to our village hall on Saturday, and I will treat you to as much mulled wine and mince pies as you can eat.
Cheers Dave.
Dave by the time I walked down to your place, the pies and the mulled wine wood be cold.
Norman Ingram:
Dave by the time I walked down to your place, the pies and the mulled wine wood be cold.
I would warm them up with a blow lamp for you Norm, no problem.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave by the time I walked down to your place, the pies and the mulled wine wood be cold.I would warm them up with a blow lamp for you Norm, no problem.
Cheers Dave.
Trouble with you Dave, you are too kind and good, for your own good! 
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave by the time I walked down to your place, the pies and the mulled wine wood be cold.I would warm them up with a blow lamp for you Norm, no problem.
Cheers Dave.Trouble with you Dave,
I don’t think you would say that Norm, if you really knew me.
Cheers Dave.
rigsby:
sad news chaps , the grandson rang from plymouth last night to say he has proposed to his girl friend and she has accepted , all my warnings gone for nothing !! just can’t help some people can you . cheers , dave
He must have been the worse for drink, I know I was. I THOUGHT her family were wealthy folk, oh how wrong I was, but, too late, “I now pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride etc”. Kiss the bride?? I don’t think so. 
Although the old dear is attending to all my needs today after my latest bit of surgery yesterday (nothing serious)…“another beer my love and be quick about it, I’ll pour my own whisky”. 
hiya,
I wonder should I try and try to change “Riggers” Grandson’s mind
by sending him my guide on “how to stay single” but from me an
idiot who’s done it three times it would read like the Beano, just
let him learn and get on with it, why should us married fellah’s
be out there alone and come to think of it we could do with
some new blood we are getting thin on the ground today’s boy’s
and girls tending to “live in sin” rather than take the plunge and
live a life of abject misery, yes new recruits are always welcome,
and if they’re daft enough to join, so be it, at least we’ve tried.
thanks harry, long retired.
he won’t have to worry about the bride being rich , his parents have just inherited a very large wedge ( not from me ) with more to come in the future . just hoping they remember their poor ageing parents in our hour of need .
Should know better at my age, but I now have two wives and two houses to look after ! Still it keeps me occupied and out of trouble.
maxhagar:
Should know better at my age, but I now have two wives and two houses to look after ! Still it keeps me occupied and out of trouble.
Have you got them on change over Max ?
Cheers Dave.
Max I would think you cannot afford to get into anymore trouble. Still look at the good things, if you are old and in a wheelchair, you have two nurses to get you in and out.
Norman Ingram:
Max I would think you cannot afford to get into anymore trouble. Still look at the good things, if you are old and in a wheelchair, you have two nurses to get you in and out.
Do you reckon that Harry has three houses then Norm ? I’m asking you, as I don’t know anything about this marriage lark. 
Cheers Dave.
Well Dave I am not too sure, but just consider, rich ex soldier, rich ex miner, rich ex fisherman, rich ex Lorry driver . He could be a rich property owner.
Norman Ingram:
Well Dave I am not too sure, but just consider, rich ex soldier, rich ex miner, rich ex fisherman, rich ex Lorry driver . He could be a rich property owner.
He could have a big property portfolio like some of the famous footballers.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Well Dave I am not too sure, but just consider, rich ex soldier, rich ex miner, rich ex fisherman, rich ex Lorry driver . He could be a rich property owner.He could have a big property portfolio like some of the famous footballers.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I’ve got a battered old caravan does that count as property it is parked on
my drive and all my riches (and I’ve had a few bob) has been spent, and I
had a bloody good time getting rid of it, and time to do again, I wouldn’t
change a thing, you can’t take it with you,
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Well Dave I am not too sure, but just consider, rich ex soldier, rich ex miner, rich ex fisherman, rich ex Lorry driver . He could be a rich property owner.He could have a big property portfolio like some of the famous footballers.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I’ve got a battered old caravan does that count as property it is parked on
my drive and all my riches (and I’ve had a few bob) has been spent, and I
had a bloody good time getting rid of it, and time to do again, I wouldn’t
change a thing, you can’t take it with you,
thanks harry, long retired.
That’s the way to look at life Harry, you did it your way and enjoyed it.
Cheers Dave.
You are lucky Harry, your wife has a battered old caravan, and a battered old husband! So just think she is in a worst position than you, my old mate. 
Norman Ingram:
You are lucky Harry,
Harry’s battered caravan.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
You are lucky Harry,
Harry’s battered caravan.
Dave I always thought he was “RICH” 