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OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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I am being kept out of mischief & mehem with work as someone has to keep you lot supplied :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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animal:
I am being kept out of mischief & mehem with work as someone has to keep you lot supplied :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Oh yes Ang. I believed in Father Christmas until I was 28 :exclamation: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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hiya,
Ang get the bloody thing parked up on the day of the “do”.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:
hiya,
Ang get the bloody thing parked up on the day of the “do”.
thanks harry, long retired.

It will be even if have to park the thing in town with fridge running :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :laughing: :laughing:

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Dave the Renegade:

animal:
I am being kept out of mischief & mehem with work as someone has to keep you lot supplied :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Oh yes Ang. I believed in Father Christmas until I was 28 :exclamation: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

That Santa Claus stuff is a load of ball ■■■■■, I’ve sent him my letter for the last 5 years asking for a new Jaguar and the old git has ignored me. :cry:

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i have the same problem with santa since we moved into this bungalow . the domestic staff tells me it it because we havn’t got a chimney . i think it could be that she doesn’t want to give me anything that would bring me pleasure . cheers , dave

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rigsby:
i have the same problem with santa since we moved into this bungalow . the domestic staff tells me it it because we havn’t got a chimney . i think it could be that she doesn’t want to give me anything that would bring me pleasure . cheers , dave

hiya,
Pleasure, what’s pleasure Riggers ■■, I don’t get any of that, in fact
I don’t get much of anything, but at least I’ll be sure of a dry nose
and a warm arse courtesy of the handkerchiefs and underpants I’m
pretty sure Santa will bring (I do have a chimney) Oh’ I very nearly
forgot the warm tootsies there’s sure to be some socks bearing the
words Worlds Best Grandad courtesy of the little dears, bless em’.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

rigsby:
i have the same problem with santa since we moved into this bungalow . the domestic staff tells me it it because we havn’t got a chimney . i think it could be that she doesn’t want to give me anything that would bring me pleasure . cheers , dave

hiya,
Pleasure, what’s pleasure Riggers ■■, I don’t get any of that, in fact
I don’t get much of anything, but at least I’ll be sure of a dry nose
and a warm arse courtesy of the handkerchiefs and underpants I’m
pretty sure Santa will bring (I do have a chimney) Oh’ I very nearly
forgot the warm tootsies there’s sure to be some socks bearing the
words Worlds Best Grandad courtesy of the little dears, bless em’.
thanks harry, long retired.

We live in a bungalow and have chimney, but there’s no fear of anything coming down the thing because I’ve got it blocked up.
Christmas… Bah Humbug. :smiling_imp:
Cheers Dave.

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Pleasure for a women is to try to change her man after she has married him,pleasure for a man slowly disappears after the first child is born’ then when she has her ideal brood he is then relegated to her personal money machine to provide for her needs!

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Norman Ingram:
Pleasure for a women is to try to change her man after she has married him,pleasure for a man slowly disappears after the first child is born’ then when she has her ideal brood he is then relegated to her personal money machine to provide for her needs!

I had a lucky escape then Norm. I haven’t married them, only live with them. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Pleasure for a women is to try to change her man after she has married him,pleasure for a man slowly disappears after the first child is born’ then when she has her ideal brood he is then relegated to her personal money machine to provide for her needs!

I had a lucky escape then Norm. I haven’t married them, only live with them. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave I think It’s time you popped the question and joined the rest of us miserable
old Gits in a life of abject despondency, after all we are supposed to be mates on
here, and to me it doesn’t seem at all fair that you alone are single and carefree. :imp:
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Pleasure for a women is to try to change her man after she has married him,pleasure for a man slowly disappears after the first child is born’ then when she has her ideal brood he is then relegated to her personal money machine to provide for her needs!

I had a lucky escape then Norm. I haven’t married them, only live with them. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave I think It’s time you popped the question and joined the rest of us miserable
old Gits in a life of abject despondency, after all we are supposed to be mates on
here, and to me it doesn’t seem at all fair that you alone are single and carefree. :imp:
thanks harry, long retired.

Been engaged for years Harry, you can make a commitment without getting married. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Pleasure for a women is to try to change her man after she has married him,pleasure for a man slowly disappears after the first child is born’ then when she has her ideal brood he is then relegated to her personal money machine to provide for her needs!

I had a lucky escape then Norm. I haven’t married them, only live with them. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave I think It’s time you popped the question and joined the rest of us miserable
old Gits in a life of abject despondency, after all we are supposed to be mates on
here, and to me it doesn’t seem at all fair that you alone are single and carefree. :imp:
thanks harry, long retired.

Been engaged for years Harry, you can make a commitment without getting married. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Ah’ but we’ve done the commitment bit Dave hence the woeful misery.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Pleasure for a women is to try to change her man after she has married him,pleasure for a man slowly disappears after the first child is born’ then when she has her ideal brood he is then relegated to her personal money machine to provide for her needs!

I had a lucky escape then Norm. I haven’t married them, only live with them. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave I think It’s time you popped the question and joined the rest of us miserable
old Gits in a life of abject despondency, after all we are supposed to be mates on
here, and to me it doesn’t seem at all fair that you alone are single and carefree. :imp:
thanks harry, long retired.

Been engaged for years Harry, you can make a commitment without getting married. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Ah’ but we’ve done the commitment bit Dave hence the woeful misery.
thanks harry, long retired.

No misery here Harry, even the dogs happy. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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It’s no good Harry, Dave is a confirmed single man who is going to enjoy our married woes. Grrr ratbag :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
It’s no good Harry, Dave is a confirmed single man who is going to enjoy our married woes. Grrr ratbag :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
I’ve given up Norm, if he want’s to stay happy :smiley: :smiley: so be it. I’ll just
put my wedding guest suit back in the wardrobe it didn’t fit anyway :blush: .
thanks harry, long retired.

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sad news chaps , the grandson rang from plymouth last night to say he has proposed to his girl friend and she has accepted , all my warnings gone for nothing !! just can’t help some people can you . cheers , dave

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rigsby:
sad news chaps , the grandson rang from plymouth last night to say he has proposed to his girl friend and she has accepted , all my warnings gone for nothing !! just can’t help some people can you . cheers , dave

Send him here Dave, I will warn him of the peril’s that lie ahead :exclamation: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave, what about you giving a party, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: with all that money you have saved by not paying for a wedding. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Dave, what about you giving a party, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: with all that money you have saved by not paying for a wedding. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

A party Norm ? I didn’t drive for BRS. I eeked out a poor living as a mere tipper driver, and since subsidised my lowly lifestyle as a CPC holder. Party…whats a party, never had one. :unamused: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.