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I think Dave Rigsby must have Alf & Simon illness. If he forgets what he doing to a women after 59 minutes. Ha ha ha

4202

Norman Ingram:
I think Dave Rigsby must have Alf & Simon illness. If he forgets what he doing to a women after 59 minutes. Ha ha ha

I think he’s got Ed Zachery disease, he knows Ed Zachery what he’s doing. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

4203

I don’t know about that Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: he seems to have done a lot of scratching his head over the years, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: hmm he could be a deep thinker. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
I don’t know about that Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: he seems to have done a lot of scratching his head over the years, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: hmm he could be a deep thinker. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

He’s a bit like that Greek thinker Norm,possibly a student of Eros. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

4205

It looks like D Rigby is not going to bite, Harry is not too good, so I can’t wind him up too much :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Johnnie & Chris seemed to have eloped to other places, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: , Larry is so full of all his special malt whisky that he seems to have protection, and comming to you Welsh Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you are too thick skinned just likeme. :cry: :cry: :cry: I just can’t have any fun just lately. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

4206

norman , if i spent 59 minutes on foreplay i would be too knackered to do the job properly , and she who must be obeyed would have probably drifted off to sleep by then anyway . i like the australian foreplay " brace yourself shiela ". on another note , i know that if she were to consent to my having my wicked way with her , there is something very expensive on her mind and she is softening me up in readiness . cheers , dave

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rigsby:
norman , if i spent 59 minutes on foreplay i would be too knackered to do the job properly , and she who must be obeyed would have probably drifted off to sleep by then anyway . i like the australian foreplay " brace yourself shiela ". on another note , i know that if she were to consent to my having my wicked way with her , there is something very expensive on her mind and she is softening me up in readiness . cheers , dave

hiya,
Funny old world Dave, my woman tends to have a similar devious mind,
just can’t be trusted when showing a glimmer of a smile you need be on
your guard they are planning something that certainly won’t benefit you.
thanks harry, long retired.

4208

harry_gill:

rigsby:
norman , if i spent 59 minutes on foreplay i would be too knackered to do the job properly , and she who must be obeyed would have probably drifted off to sleep by then anyway . i like the australian foreplay " brace yourself shiela ". on another note , i know that if she were to consent to my having my wicked way with her , there is something very expensive on her mind and she is softening me up in readiness . cheers , dave

hiya,
Funny old world Dave, my woman tends to have a similar devious mind,
just can’t be trusted when showing a glimmer of a smile you need be on
your guard they are planning something that certainly won’t benefit you.
thanks harry, long retired.

Women and Wheelbarrow’s, hard to push and easy to upset. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Norman Ingram:
I think Dave Rigsby must have Alf & Simon illness. If he forgets what he doing to a women after 59 minutes. Ha ha ha

:open_mouth: ■■? I’ve never forgotten what I was doing with a woman, even after 59 minutes :smiley:

4210

when you get past three score years and ten one or the other will have lost interest by the time 59 minutes is up . its nourishment i need these days not punishment . don’t forget when you are a great grandad you are sleeping with a great grandma , pity the mind doesn’t age as quick as the body .cheers . dave

4211

rigsby:
when you get past three score years and ten one or the other will have lost interest by the time 59 minutes is up . its nourishment i need these days not punishment . don’t forget when you are a great grandad you are sleeping with a great grandma , pity the mind doesn’t age as quick as the body .cheers . dave

hiya,
Yes Dave your spot on as usual and the guy who invented the saying and I quote,
“there’s many a good tune played on an old fiddle” talks a right load of ■■■■■■■■.
thanks harry, long retired.

4212

harry_gill:

rigsby:
when you get past three score years and ten one or the other will have lost interest by the time 59 minutes is up . its nourishment i need these days not punishment . don’t forget when you are a great grandad you are sleeping with a great grandma , pity the mind doesn’t age as quick as the body .cheers . dave

hiya,
Yes Dave your spot on as usual and the guy who invented the saying and I quote,
“there’s many a good tune played on an old fiddle” talks a right load of ■■■■■■■■.
thanks harry, long retired.

This dialogue could be a script for Last of the Summer Wine. Let’s guess who’s playing who?
Compo is either Harry or Norman. Grumpy Old Man is Brian the cafe owner,(let’s see him cope with the battleaxe) any more ideas■■? Regards Kev.
Ps. Ang would be perfect as Norah, what about those wrinkled bike leathers■■? :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink: :wink:

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kevmac47:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
when you get past three score years and ten one or the other will have lost interest by the time 59 minutes is up . its nourishment i need these days not punishment . don’t forget when you are a great grandad you are sleeping with a great grandma , pity the mind doesn’t age as quick as the body .cheers . dave

hiya,
Yes Dave your spot on as usual and the guy who invented the saying and I quote,
“there’s many a good tune played on an old fiddle” talks a right load of ■■■■■■■■.
thanks harry, long retired.

This dialogue could be a script for Last of the Summer Wine. Let’s guess who’s playing who?
Compo is either Harry or Norman. Grumpy Old Man is Brian the cafe owner,(let’s see him cope with the battleaxe) any more ideas■■? Regards Kev.
Ps. Ang would be perfect as Norah, what about those wrinkled bike leathers■■? :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Harry is the rascal = Compo.
Norm the ladies man =Howard.
Rigsby the observant one = Clegg
Sammyopposite the tall one =Foggy.
Ang the obvious one = Marina
Grumpy Old Man =Cafe owner.
Simon = Aunty Wainwright

The list is endless, over to you Kev. :laughing:
Cheers Dave=the TV viewer.

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When you get to our age it’s an overrated pastime…and taking an hour for the job is just plain masochism.
Nowadays…a decent meal, a decent drink, a man doesn’t need anything else.
As for me? I tried to get my username as Victor (Meldrew) but it was a no no, so GOM was as near as I could get. :smiley:

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Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
when you get past three score years and ten one or the other will have lost interest by the time 59 minutes is up . its nourishment i need these days not punishment . don’t forget when you are a great grandad you are sleeping with a great grandma , pity the mind doesn’t age as quick as the body .cheers . dave

hiya,
Yes Dave your spot on as usual and the guy who invented the saying and I quote,
“there’s many a good tune played on an old fiddle” talks a right load of ■■■■■■■■.
thanks harry, long retired.

This dialogue could be a script for Last of the Summer Wine. Let’s guess who’s playing who?
Compo is either Harry or Norman. Grumpy Old Man is Brian the cafe owner,(let’s see him cope with the battleaxe) any more ideas■■? Regards Kev.
Ps. Ang would be perfect as Norah, what about those wrinkled bike leathers■■? :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Harry is the rascal = Compo.
Norm the ladies man =Howard.
Rigsby the observant one = Clegg
Sammyopposite the tall one =Foggy.
Ang the obvious one = Marina
Grumpy Old Man =Cafe owner.
Simon = Aunty Wainwright

The list is endless, over to you Kev. :laughing:
Cheers Dave=the TV viewer.

hiya,
Ah’ yes me for Compo Dave, Kevmac must have described my going out suit,
but our Ang being likened to Marina no no, but I know someone who would
fit the bill, say no more for fear of a thick ear and loads of verbal, yes dear
I’ll empty the dishwasher, I’ve already made the bed.
thanks harry, long retired.

4216

Harry me old new pal, Just relax & , Well just think about Barley , Been combined & then transported to its proper destination up in Scotland to be gently squeezed & treated with a most loving devotion as to where it is going, I will skip all the details, But it all ends up Bottled to perfection, Ready for the real whiskey drinkers, Im sure Harry, Like myself you will must agree that the very finest malts are from Scotland, Although I do enjoy the Irish Malts now & again, But its all down to ones taste buds isint it, Regards Larry.

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Larry for christ sake don’t tell Harry to relax any more than he is doing at the moment, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: or he will be totally motionless. Just lke he is after a night at the Labour club, after you have been supplying him with all that old single malt whisky! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
when you get past three score years and ten one or the other will have lost interest by the time 59 minutes is up . its nourishment i need these days not punishment . don’t forget when you are a great grandad you are sleeping with a great grandma , pity the mind doesn’t age as quick as the body .cheers . dave

hiya,
Yes Dave your spot on as usual and the guy who invented the saying and I quote,
“there’s many a good tune played on an old fiddle” talks a right load of ■■■■■■■■.
thanks harry, long retired.

This dialogue could be a script for Last of the Summer Wine. Let’s guess who’s playing who?
Compo is either Harry or Norman. Grumpy Old Man is Brian the cafe owner,(let’s see him cope with the battleaxe) any more ideas■■? Regards Kev.
Ps. Ang would be perfect as Norah, what about those wrinkled bike leathers■■? :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Harry is the rascal = Compo.
Norm the ladies man =Howard.
Rigsby the observant one = Clegg
Sammyopposite the tall one =Foggy.
Ang the obvious one = Marina
Grumpy Old Man =Cafe owner.
Simon = Aunty Wainwright

The list is endless, over to you Kev. :laughing:
Cheers Dave=the TV viewer.

hiya,
Ah’ yes me for Compo Dave, Kevmac must have described my going out suit,
but our Ang being likened to Marina no no, but I know someone who would
fit the bill, say no more for fear of a thick ear and loads of verbal, yes dear
I’ll empty the dishwasher, I’ve already made the bed.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry, I have neither the vocabulary or the imagination to describe that suit!!! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:
Bye the way, I think Ang could play all the female roles, it would keep her out of mischief.
Also, I think Dave the Renegade will be the quintessential Clegg, but heaven help him on the hills around
Holmfirth in his wheelchair when Foggy has one of his crazy ideas. :imp: :imp: Regards Kev.

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kevmac47:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
when you get past three score years and ten one or the other will have lost interest by the time 59 minutes is up . its nourishment i need these days not punishment . don’t forget when you are a great grandad you are sleeping with a great grandma , pity the mind doesn’t age as quick as the body .cheers . dave

hiya,
Yes Dave your spot on as usual and the guy who invented the saying and I quote,
“there’s many a good tune played on an old fiddle” talks a right load of ■■■■■■■■.
thanks harry, long retired.

This dialogue could be a script for Last of the Summer Wine. Let’s guess who’s playing who?
Compo is either Harry or Norman. Grumpy Old Man is Brian the cafe owner,(let’s see him cope with the battleaxe) any more ideas■■? Regards Kev.
Ps. Ang would be perfect as Norah, what about those wrinkled bike leathers■■? :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Harry is the rascal = Compo.
Norm the ladies man =Howard.
Rigsby the observant one = Clegg
Sammyopposite the tall one =Foggy.
Ang the obvious one = Marina
Grumpy Old Man =Cafe owner.
Simon = Aunty Wainwright

The list is endless, over to you Kev. :laughing:
Cheers Dave=the TV viewer.

hiya,
Ah’ yes me for Compo Dave, Kevmac must have described my going out suit,
but our Ang being likened to Marina no no, but I know someone who would
fit the bill, say no more for fear of a thick ear and loads of verbal, yes dear
I’ll empty the dishwasher, I’ve already made the bed.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry, I have neither the vocabulary or the imagination to describe that suit!!! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:
Bye the way, I think Ang could play all the female roles, it would keep her out of mischief.
Also, I think Dave the Renegade will be the quintessential Clegg, but heaven help him on the hills around
Holmfirth in his wheelchair when Foggy has one of his crazy ideas. :imp: :imp: Regards Kev.

hiya,
Kev the vocabulary required to describe my attire is very simple you only
need the words “scruffy old git” I wont be offended my missus uses that
description all the time. :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

kevmac47:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
when you get past three score years and ten one or the other will have lost interest by the time 59 minutes is up . its nourishment i need these days not punishment . don’t forget when you are a great grandad you are sleeping with a great grandma , pity the mind doesn’t age as quick as the body .cheers . dave

hiya,
Yes Dave your spot on as usual and the guy who invented the saying and I quote,
“there’s many a good tune played on an old fiddle” talks a right load of ■■■■■■■■.
thanks harry, long retired.

This dialogue could be a script for Last of the Summer Wine. Let’s guess who’s playing who?
Compo is either Harry or Norman. Grumpy Old Man is Brian the cafe owner,(let’s see him cope with the battleaxe) any more ideas■■? Regards Kev.
Ps. Ang would be perfect as Norah, what about those wrinkled bike leathers■■? :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Harry is the rascal = Compo.
Norm the ladies man =Howard.
Rigsby the observant one = Clegg
Sammyopposite the tall one =Foggy.
Ang the obvious one = Marina
Grumpy Old Man =Cafe owner.
Simon = Aunty Wainwright

The list is endless, over to you Kev. :laughing:
Cheers Dave=the TV viewer.

hiya,
Ah’ yes me for Compo Dave, Kevmac must have described my going out suit,
but our Ang being likened to Marina no no, but I know someone who would
fit the bill, say no more for fear of a thick ear and loads of verbal, yes dear
I’ll empty the dishwasher, I’ve already made the bed.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry, I have neither the vocabulary or the imagination to describe that suit!!! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:
Bye the way, I think Ang could play all the female roles, it would keep her out of mischief.
Also, I think Dave the Renegade will be the quintessential Clegg, but heaven help him on the hills around
Holmfirth in his wheelchair when Foggy has one of his crazy ideas. :imp: :imp: Regards Kev.

hiya,
Kev the vocabulary required to describe my attire is very simple you only
need the words “scruffy old git” I wont be offended my missus uses that
description all the time. :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

I have been to Holmfirth a few times, nothing like the bits you see on the program. I certainly wouldn’t want to push or be pushed around there. I’m a bit to big to be Clegg, could do with someone smaller to play him. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.