grumpy old man:
Lovely day oop 'ere in The Republic so just for old times sake, I dusted the Jaguar off and we’ve been for a ride “over the tops”, Penistone, over Woodhead (very busy with bloody lorries ) down to Ashton, Diggle, and back over Standedge (very quiet over there). Called for a pint and a sandwich at The Riverhead in Marsden, and back home. Splendid. Tonight I shall take a drop of Laphroaig and rest after a hard day on the road.
This retirement game is absolute hell
I would have enjoyed that outing myself GOM, is Motormans still open ■■, Im dining out to-night with my good lady, & like you I will have a drop of single malt when I get back home, Enjoy your Laphroaig, Regards Larry.
Dave the Renegade:
Just think, that if everyone gave up drinking alcohol,how much money the government would lose in taxes etc.
Cheers Dave.
So, solve the nations debt problem…drink more.
I will try a bottle of Guinness and a couple of bottles of Newcastle Brown. Three bottles for £4.50 at Morrisons, can’t be bad. Doing my bit for the country.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Just think, that if everyone gave up drinking alcohol,how much money the government would lose in taxes etc.
Cheers Dave.
So, solve the nations debt problem…drink more.
I will try a bottle of Guinness and a couple of bottles of Newcastle Brown. Three bottles for £4.50 at Morrisons, can’t be bad. Doing my bit for the country.
Cheers Dave.
And with enough of those, there’ll be no ugly women tax to pay
Dave the Renegade:
Just think, that if everyone gave up drinking alcohol,how much money the government would lose in taxes etc.
Cheers Dave.
So, solve the nations debt problem…drink more.
I will try a bottle of Guinness and a couple of bottles of Newcastle Brown. Three bottles for £4.50 at Morrisons, can’t be bad. Doing my bit for the country.
Cheers Dave.
Aldi sell a pint bottle of Banks’s bitter (tastes like paradise!) for 99p.
grumpy old man:
Lovely day oop 'ere in The Republic so just for old times sake, I dusted the Jaguar off and we’ve been for a ride “over the tops”, Penistone, over Woodhead (very busy with bloody lorries ) down to Ashton, Diggle, and back over Standedge (very quiet over there). Called for a pint and a sandwich at The Riverhead in Marsden, and back home. Splendid. Tonight I shall take a drop of Laphroaig and rest after a hard day on the road.
This retirement game is absolute hell
I would have enjoyed that outing myself GOM, is Motormans still open ■■, Im dining out to-night with my good lady, & like you I will have a drop of single malt when I get back home, Enjoy your Laphroaig, Regards Larry.
Yes, Motormans is open, but I don’t know what they do. You could count the number of HGV’s going over Standedge in a day on the fingers of one hand, the road is almost deserted.
Feeling a bit better today,eye’s and nose stopped running, still a bit chesty, a ring at the door, and I was in my dressing gown, I opened my porch side window to tell any sales people to %*&£@~# kindly go away, and a woman in green with a matching hat, handed me a carrrier bag from the CO-OP with a jar of coffee, tea bags, and a packet of biscuits and a voucher for saving £2 when you spend £6, a new shop opened this week just ten minutes away. How did they know I was ill and in need
Norman Ingram:
Feeling a bit better today,eye’s and nose stopped running, still a bit chesty, a ring at the door, and I was in my dressing gown, I opened my porch side window to tell any sales people to %*&£@~# kindly go away, and a woman in green with a matching hat, handed me a carrrier bag from the CO-OP with a jar of coffee, tea bags, and a packet of biscuits and a voucher for saving £2 when you spend £6, a new shop opened this week just ten minutes away. How did they know I was ill and in need
There will be a Hercules aircraft over your place dropping you a red cross food parcel.
Cheers Dave.
Dave I never saw or heard the aircraft, still not 100% but I think I have enough energy to have a go at old Harry, I know it’s like water to a ducks back, for his skin is so thick like mine, but the world loves a trier!
Norman Ingram:
Dave I never saw or heard the aircraft, still not 100% but I think I have enough energy to have a go at old Harry, I know it’s like water to a ducks back, for his skin is so thick like mine, but the world loves a trier!
hiya,
Aye, and you know why Norm the pilot couldn’t spot you house because
you haven’t painted that birdbath which he was using for a landmark.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Dave I never saw or heard the aircraft, still not 100% but I think I have enough energy to have a go at old Harry, I know it’s like water to a ducks back, for his skin is so thick like mine, but the world loves a trier!
Oh shut up you tart, you are an old rufty tufty lorry driver, SUPPOSED to be a hard man and you have now got ladies, coming to your door…with gifts …
Norman Ingram:
Dave I never saw or heard the aircraft, still not 100% but I think I have enough energy to have a go at old Harry, I know it’s like water to a ducks back, for his skin is so thick like mine, but the world loves a trier!
Oh shut up you tart, you are an old rufty tufty lorry driver, SUPPOSED to be a hard man and you have now got ladies, coming to your door…with gifts …
He will be having his clothes from war on want next Brian.
Cheers Dave.
In earlier days, I would take a couple of Sudafed tablets and turn the heater up in the cab and sweat the cold out! Now I’m feeble OAP of low resistance. Was talking to a lovely bit of crumpet in Ladbrokes, and said I was 90% better, she said Norman would you like me to sort you out, oh yes, but you would most likely kill me. But darling it would be a terrific way to go, and left her laughing.
Norman Ingram:
In earlier days, I would take a couple of Sudafed tablets and turn the heater up in the cab and sweat the cold out! Now I’m feeble OAP of low resistance. Was talking to a lovely bit of crumpet in Ladbrokes, and said I was 90% better, she said Norman would you like me to sort you out, oh yes, but you would most likely kill me. But darling it would be a terrific way to go, and left her laughing.
That bit of crumpet out of Ladbrokes would do a far better job than your Sudafed tablets and the heater Norm. You soon forget your cold.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Dave you have to weigh up the pro& coins of the situation, a hour of pleasure then a life time of misery. I would not wish that on any young lady?
If you can go an hour with that young lady Norm, I think she could hang onto you and stop you living a life of misery.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Dave you have to weigh up the pro& coins of the situation, a hour of pleasure then a life time of misery. I would not wish that on any young lady?
If you can go an hour with that young lady Norm, I think she could hang onto you and stop you living a life of misery.
Cheers Dave.
My thoughts exactly…1 hour
Norm is a superstar lads. c’mon Norm, what’s the secret?
Norman Ingram:
Dave you have to weigh up the pro& coins of the situation, a hour of pleasure then a life time of misery. I would not wish that on any young lady?
If you can go an hour with that young lady Norm, I think she could hang onto you and stop you living a life of misery.
Cheers Dave.
My thoughts exactly…1 hour
Norm is a superstar lads. c’mon Norm, what’s the secret?
) down to Ashton, Diggle, and back over Standedge (very quiet over there). Called for a pint and a sandwich at The Riverhead in Marsden, and back home. Splendid. Tonight I shall take a drop of Laphroaig and rest after a hard day on the road.
Doing my bit for the country. 
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c’mon Norm, what’s the secret? 