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grumpy old man:

windrush:
Mmm, not been on a bus since 1974 Harry but I do have a Gold Card which gives me free travel at certain times through Derbyshire and beyond. Never used the thing, it also gets me discounts in certain shops but I am too ashamed to use it apart from at our local card shop where I get the wifes birthday/christmas cards less 10% :blush:

Pete.

Nonsense, IF i ever shop I always ask (much to her embarrassment) for a pensioner discount, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. I even got £3 knocked off the asking price for a bottle of Ardbeg (Islay) in Edinburgh. The Jocks are renowned for their generosity. :stuck_out_tongue:

And I though the “alky” remark was a bit harsh when applied to a bunch of hard working mostly retired knights of the road. :wink: :smiley:

I agree with you GOM, But I just ignore it have a good laugh & then a large Malt or two, Ha Ha, Regards Larry.

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Every time I come on to some of these threads, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I go away with whisky fumes on my clothes, can you lot when you are clinking your glasses stop splashing it about. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Or it must be when you have a hot toddy, the vapour is drifting my way! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Every time I come on to some of these threads, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I go away with whisky fumes on my clothes, can you lot when you are clinking your glasses stop splashing it about. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Or it must be when you have a hot toddy, the vapour is drifting my way! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman the vapours off the high VOLTAGE stuff I drink would stop a clock, Im just savouring a 60.2 Vol, Aberlour A;BUNADH,Non chill filtered bottled straight from the cask, In Speyside, Great stuff IMO, Regards Larry.

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Lawrence Dunbar:

Norman Ingram:
Every time I come on to some of these threads, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I go away with whisky fumes on my clothes, can you lot when you are clinking your glasses stop splashing it about. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Or it must be when you have a hot toddy, the vapour is drifting my way! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman the vapours off the high VOLTAGE stuff I drink would stop a clock, Im just savouring a 60.2 Vol, Aberlour A;BUNADH,Non chill filtered bottled straight from the cask, In Speyside, Great stuff IMO, Regards Larry.

You could do with an ADR certificate carrying that stuff around Larry,also some hazchem plates on your car.
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Norman Ingram:
Every time I come on to some of these threads, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I go away with whisky fumes on my clothes, can you lot when you are clinking your glasses stop splashing it about. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Or it must be when you have a hot toddy, the vapour is drifting my way! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman the vapours off the high VOLTAGE stuff I drink would stop a clock, Im just savouring a 60.2 Vol, Aberlour A;BUNADH,Non chill filtered bottled straight from the cask, In Speyside, Great stuff IMO, Regards Larry.

You could do with an ADR certificate carrying that stuff around Larry,also some hazchem plates on your car.
Cheers Dave.

Well I could become his chauffeur as have ADR licence for a small fee of course :wink:

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animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Norman Ingram:
Every time I come on to some of these threads, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I go away with whisky fumes on my clothes, can you lot when you are clinking your glasses stop splashing it about. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Or it must be when you have a hot toddy, the vapour is drifting my way! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman the vapours off the high VOLTAGE stuff I drink would stop a clock, Im just savouring a 60.2 Vol, Aberlour A;BUNADH,Non chill filtered bottled straight from the cask, In Speyside, Great stuff IMO, Regards Larry.

You could do with an ADR certificate carrying that stuff around Larry,also some hazchem plates on your car.
Cheers Dave.

Well I could become his chauffeur as have ADR licence for a small fee of course :wink:

Send in your CV Ang, you could get the job. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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hiya,
Just turned the clock back that means I can have another little drink before I tackle the wood hill.
thanks harry, long retired.

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Its now Greenwich meantime wakey wakey everyone. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:
Its now Greenwich meantime wakey wakey everyone. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Well that went down well Dave, I think everybody has had a long lie-in.
thanks harry, long retired.

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Norman Ingram:
Tax for reading books, kindles, Whisky drinking tax, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: specially on single malt. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: ugly women tax & ugly man Tax. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Tax for living over 60, :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: tax for living too long. This one for our prime minister, tax for voting David Cameron into Parliament.

I hope that’s a joke, if not there just might be a “contract” put on you… :wink: :smiley:

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grumpy old man:

Norman Ingram:
Tax for reading books, kindles, Whisky drinking tax, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: specially on single malt. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: ugly women tax & ugly man Tax. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Tax for living over 60, :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: tax for living too long. This one for our prime minister, tax for voting David Cameron into Parliament.

I hope that’s a joke, if not there just might be a “contract” put on you… :wink: :smiley:

Could be a big reward for bringing Norm in ,the bounty hunters will be after him. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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grumpy old man:

Norman Ingram:
Tax for reading books, kindles, Whisky drinking tax, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: specially on single malt. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: ugly women tax & ugly man Tax. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Tax for living over 60, :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: tax for living too long. This one for our prime minister, tax for voting David Cameron into Parliament.

I hope that’s a joke, if not there just might be a “contract” put on you… :wink: :smiley:

It had better be a joke. I’m struggling to buy decent single malts as it is, let alone paying a tax for drinking it once I’ve bought it :frowning:

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Simon:

grumpy old man:

Norman Ingram:
Tax for reading books, kindles, Whisky drinking tax, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: specially on single malt. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: ugly women tax & ugly man Tax. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Tax for living over 60, :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: tax for living too long. This one for our prime minister, tax for voting David Cameron into Parliament.

I hope that’s a joke, if not there just might be a “contract” put on you… :wink: :smiley:

It had better be a joke. I’m struggling to buy decent single malts as it is, let alone paying a tax for drinking it once I’ve bought it :frowning:

hiya,
Simon, Norman Ingram might just be an alias he could be the Chancellor of the Exchequer in another life.
thanks harry, long retired.

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No lads I don’t do contracts, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: the last one I had was BRS, working for Camping Gaz, I am retired. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I was only stating what this goverment might get up to! So get good stocks in like Larry. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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harry_gill:

Simon:

grumpy old man:

Norman Ingram:
Tax for reading books, kindles, Whisky drinking tax, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: specially on single malt. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: ugly women tax & ugly man Tax. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Tax for living over 60, :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: tax for living too long. This one for our prime minister, tax for voting David Cameron into Parliament.

I hope that’s a joke, if not there just might be a “contract” put on you… :wink: :smiley:

It had better be a joke. I’m struggling to buy decent single malts as it is, let alone paying a tax for drinking it once I’ve bought it :frowning:

hiya,
Simon, Norman Ingram might just be an alias he could be the Chancellor of the Exchequer in another life.
thanks harry, long retired.

Norm would do a better job the George as Chancellor of Exchequer Harry. I would vote him in for the job if asked. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Well Im well stocked with Single Malts, But I have a keen eye for bargains mind you, So Im allways on the lookout when Im out shopping for the rations & if I see any that suits me old sky rocket Im in there like the old rat up the drain pipe, I faster than Billy the Kid if I may say so Eh, Ha Ha, Regards Larry. PS I forgot to mention Im on a drink free night, Well I think I am or I was or was I bloody hell I cant remember Or perhaps I don’t want to because Ive been on the old malts ■■?, Regards Larry.

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Hiya,
I’ve just had a drink free hour, well I had to I was driving and I couldn’t get the top off the bottle. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

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Just think, that if everyone gave up drinking alcohol,how much money the government would lose in taxes etc.
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:
Just think, that if everyone gave up drinking alcohol,how much money the government would lose in taxes etc.
Cheers Dave.

So, solve the nations debt problem…drink more. :smiley:

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Lovely day oop 'ere in The Republic so just for old times sake, I dusted the Jaguar off and we’ve been for a ride “over the tops”, Penistone, over Woodhead (very busy with bloody lorries :wink: ) down to Ashton, Diggle, and back over Standedge (very quiet over there). Called for a pint and a sandwich at The Riverhead in Marsden, and back home. Splendid. Tonight I shall take a drop of Laphroaig and rest after a hard day on the road.
This retirement game is absolute hell :smiley: