Harry I still think the likes of yourself and Brian should start correspondent courses for young newly-wed blokes. 
Cheers Dave.
I suppose we could offer our servicesā¦for a small fee. 
Only 2 rates, general info on handling wimmin = 1 bottle of blended. Serious help in handling wimmin = 1 bottle of decent malt.
Anything else (eg home visits to sort em out = to be negotiated)
grumpy old man:
I suppose we could offer our servicesā¦for a small fee.
Anything else (eg home visits to sort em out = to be negotiated)
Plenty of travel expenses Brian. These home visits could mean big distances to far flung places involving an overnight stay. You two might have to give a demonstration on how to handle wimmin 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Brian, will the Jag become the ācompany vehicleā if so keep the
old girl to legal limits, the old nerves wouldnāt take a ton thirty.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Brian, will the Jag become the ācompany vehicleā if so keep the
old girl to legal limits, the old nerves wouldnāt take a ton thirty.
thanks harry, long retired.
Stick a piece of wood underneath the accelerator pedal when he isnāt looking Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Brian, will the Jag become the ācompany vehicleā if so keep the
old girl to legal limits, the old nerves wouldnāt take a ton thirty.
thanks harry, long retired.Stick a piece of wood underneath the accelerator pedal when he isnāt looking Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I was thinking of blanking off half the pots when he wasnāt looking, just to make sure.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Brian, will the Jag become the ācompany vehicleā if so keep the
old girl to legal limits, the old nerves wouldnāt take a ton thirty.
thanks harry, long retired.Stick a piece of wood underneath the accelerator pedal when he isnāt looking Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I was thinking of blanking off half the pots when he wasnāt looking, just to make sure.
thanks harry, long retired.
Its probably still got six cylinders left then Harry.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Brian, will the Jag become the ācompany vehicleā if so keep the
old girl to legal limits, the old nerves wouldnāt take a ton thirty.
thanks harry, long retired.
I think I terrified myself, but itās a bit of a sickener when young 20year old girls come screaming past in their 1.4 Opel Corsas. Those Germans only know 2 speedsā¦stop and flat out. Talk about āno fearā And the least said about the thousands of Dutch bikers the betterā¦ on two bloody wheels, in the rain.
a few years ago i rode shotgun from london to buxton in my sonās zx300 . as soon as we hit the m1 he floored it and i thought if iām going to die i might as well go in comfort . i got my head down and woke up on the a50 near derby , i asked what speed we were doing , about 185 was his answer . we did broadcasting house to buxton in 99 minutes , never again , if plod had clocked him i think he would still be banned . cheers , dave
It aināt the going fast that frightens me, its thought of having a blow out or other mechanical failure whilst travelling at a high speed.
Cheers Dave.
You know what to do ? Dave, think you are Queen, 
I will live forever, 
It never worked for him. But I did love their music. 
Norman Ingram:
You know what to do ? Dave, think you are Queen,
Tracy likes Queen,but Iām not that keen on them Norm. I am a Rolling Stones fan, also most rock and country music.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Not much of a music fan but I can tolerate a decent singer on the
car radio today was āthe Jones boyā still in good voice also a newish
number by āEngelbert dumpertruckā and my verdict what a load of
rubbish, I never rated him but his latest offering says itās time that
he retired before he makes a bigger fool of himself, heās terrible.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Not much of a music fan but I can tolerate a decent singer on the
car radio today was āthe Jones boyā still in good voice also a newish
number by āEngelbert dumpertruckā and my verdict what a load of
rubbish, I never rated him but his latest offering says itās time that
he retired before he makes a bigger fool of himself, heās terrible.
thanks harry, long retired.
Have a listen to seasick Steve on youtube Harry,a real character and a good singer playing homemade instruments.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Not much of a music fan but I can tolerate a decent singer on the
car radio today was āthe Jones boyā still in good voice also a newish
number by āEngelbert dumpertruckā and my verdict what a load of
rubbish, I never rated him but his latest offering says itās time that
he retired before he makes a bigger fool of himself, heās terrible.
thanks harry, long retired.Have a listen to seasick Steve on youtube Harry,a real character and a good singer playing homemade instruments.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Have had a look at youtube Dave, can see the guy but my puter is
acting up and not giving out any sound so canāt at this time give my
verdict, Iāll have to go down the shed and find my fix-all hammer and
try giving the keyboard a little tap, it doesnāt work but I feel better.
thanks harry, long retired.
I had that problem Harry, I couldānot ear on my old computor when on Skype, so I got earphone with mike for about Ā£16, plugged it in the ubs port, and waller I could hear and speak, it would cost too much to have speakers fitted.
Norman Ingram:
I had that problem Harry, I couldānot ear on my old computor when on Skype, so I got earphone with mike for about Ā£16, plugged it in the ubs port, and waller I could hear and speak, it would cost too much to have speakers fitted.
A pair of speakers arenāt that dear and the sound is as good as any decent stereo. I very often have music on while Iām on this PC.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I had that problem Harry, I couldānot ear on my old computor when on Skype, so I got earphone with mike for about Ā£16, plugged it in the ubs port, and waller I could hear and speak, it would cost too much to have speakers fitted.A pair of speakers arenāt that dear and the sound is as good as any decent stereo. I very often have music on while Iām on this PC.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave thereās nothing wrong with the built in speakers in the computer itās only
a bit of knowhow thatās needed to turn them on using the codes which is all
double Dutch to me and family members havenāt got time to help maybe Iām
at fault maybe I shouldnāt have time to do the school run and child minding Iām
just to soft, Iāll give things a good coat of looking at next time Iām waiting at
the school gates in the ā ā ā ā ā ā ā down rain (every day this week).
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I had that problem Harry, I couldānot ear on my old computor when on Skype, so I got earphone with mike for about Ā£16, plugged it in the ubs port, and waller I could hear and speak, it would cost too much to have speakers fitted.A pair of speakers arenāt that dear and the sound is as good as any decent stereo. I very often have music on while Iām on this PC.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave thereās nothing wrong with the built in speakers in the computer itās only
a bit of knowhow thatās needed to turn them on using the codes which is all
double Dutch to me and family members havenāt got time to help maybe Iām
at fault maybe I shouldnāt have time to do the school run and child minding Iām
just to soft, Iāll give things a good coat of looking at next time Iām waiting at
the school gates in the ā ā ā ā ā ā ā down rain (every day this week).
thanks harry, long retired.
Should be a speaker symbol Harry at the bottom right hand corner of your screen,just click on it, then push the slider up until you get the right sound level that suits you.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I had that problem Harry, I couldānot ear on my old computor when on Skype, so I got earphone with mike for about Ā£16, plugged it in the ubs port, and waller I could hear and speak, it would cost too much to have speakers fitted.A pair of speakers arenāt that dear and the sound is as good as any decent stereo. I very often have music on while Iām on this PC.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave thereās nothing wrong with the built in speakers in the computer itās only
a bit of knowhow thatās needed to turn them on using the codes which is all
double Dutch to me and family members havenāt got time to help maybe Iām
at fault maybe I shouldnāt have time to do the school run and child minding Iām
just to soft, Iāll give things a good coat of looking at next time Iām waiting at
the school gates in the ā ā ā ā ā ā ā down rain (every day this week).
thanks harry, long retired.Should be a speaker symbol Harry at the bottom right hand corner of your screen,just click on it, then push the slider up until you get the right sound level that suits you.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Found that a while back Dave I can get all the volumes up (four) to a 100%
that parts OK itās something to do with the click here click there thingy Iāve
no idea in that department, Iāll pop it in to the experts after I return from
London next week if Iām not skint.
thanks harry, long retired.