Norman Ingram:
I had that problem Harry, I could’not ear on my old computor when on Skype, so I got earphone with mike for about £16, plugged it in the ubs port, and waller I could hear and speak, it would cost too much to have speakers fitted.
A pair of speakers aren’t that dear and the sound is as good as any decent stereo. I very often have music on while I’m on this PC.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave there’s nothing wrong with the built in speakers in the computer it’s only
a bit of knowhow that’s needed to turn them on using the codes which is all
double Dutch to me and family members haven’t got time to help maybe I’m
at fault maybe I shouldn’t have time to do the school run and child minding I’m
just to soft, I’ll give things a good coat of looking at next time I’m waiting at
the school gates in the ■■■■■■■ down rain (every day this week).
thanks harry, long retired.
Should be a speaker symbol Harry at the bottom right hand corner of your screen,just click on it, then push the slider up until you get the right sound level that suits you.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Found that a while back Dave I can get all the volumes up (four) to a 100%
that parts OK it’s something to do with the click here click there thingy I’ve
no idea in that department, I’ll pop it in to the experts after I return from
London next week if I’m not skint.
thanks harry, long retired.
When you are down in London Harry,pop the puter around to Alan Sugar’s house,he does a bit with puter’s he will sort it out for you.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I’m a married man I wouldn’t dare think about suggesting taking
the puter with me I get enough hassle for being on the thing at home
now if I suggested taking it to the skip she’d offer to drive me.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I’m a married man I wouldn’t dare think about suggesting taking
the puter with me I get enough hassle for being on the thing at home
now if I suggested taking it to the skip she’d offer to drive me.
thanks harry, long retired.
You will have to devise a cunning plan Harry.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I’m a married man I wouldn’t dare think about suggesting taking
the puter with me I get enough hassle for being on the thing at home
now if I suggested taking it to the skip she’d offer to drive me.
thanks harry, long retired.
You will have to devise a cunning plan Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I call my Missus X-ray Anna she says she can see right through me, and you
know what I think she can, at least I don’t get away with anything, so if I
tried to pull the wool over her eyes I’d likely come unstuck big time.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I’m a married man I wouldn’t dare think about suggesting taking
the puter with me I get enough hassle for being on the thing at home
now if I suggested taking it to the skip she’d offer to drive me.
thanks harry, long retired.
You will have to devise a cunning plan Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I call my Missus X-ray Anna she says she can see right through me, and you
know what I think she can, at least I don’t get away with anything, so if I
tried to pull the wool over her eyes I’d likely come unstuck big time.
thanks harry, long retired.
Will have to get the man from Northampton on the case Harry,he seems to have a way with these wimmin.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I’m a married man I wouldn’t dare think about suggesting taking
the puter with me I get enough hassle for being on the thing at home
now if I suggested taking it to the skip she’d offer to drive me.
thanks harry, long retired.
You will have to devise a cunning plan Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I call my Missus X-ray Anna she says she can see right through me, and you
know what I think she can, at least I don’t get away with anything, so if I
tried to pull the wool over her eyes I’d likely come unstuck big time.
thanks harry, long retired.
Will have to get the man from Northampton on the case Harry,he seems to have a way with these wimmin.
Cheers Dave.
Nah Dave, Grumpy Old Man has the technique we all dream about for this problem. (I think he must still be paying BUPA or he’s braver than most of us on here ) Regards Kev.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I’m a married man I wouldn’t dare think about suggesting taking
the puter with me I get enough hassle for being on the thing at home
now if I suggested taking it to the skip she’d offer to drive me.
thanks harry, long retired.
You will have to devise a cunning plan Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I call my Missus X-ray Anna she says she can see right through me, and you
know what I think she can, at least I don’t get away with anything, so if I
tried to pull the wool over her eyes I’d likely come unstuck big time.
thanks harry, long retired.
Will have to get the man from Northampton on the case Harry,he seems to have a way with these wimmin.
Cheers Dave.
Nah Dave, Grumpy Old Man has the technique we all dream about for this problem. (I think he must still be paying BUPA or he’s braver than most of us on here ) Regards Kev.
Got to agree with you Kev, when Brian gets involved in the wimmin sorting out, he’s in a different league. Taking them on 130mph Jaguar rides. Fair play,did you see that Jaguar killing a Crocodile,no wonder he frightens the wimmin.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Now we all know Big Tops have their own lion tamer certainly a one man job,
I’m all in favour of our Brian taking on the position of wild wimmin trainer, he
must qualify with his knowledge of how to keep the females of the species in
check, and what a nerve taking his good lady up to ton thirty he must be the
man of steel himself, I know I get earache off my old woman if she can’t chat
to pedestrians as I’m driving along. Vote GOM for the position, all in favour.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Now we all know Big Tops have their own lion tamer certainly a one man job,
I’m all in favour of our Brian taking on the position of wild wimmin trainer, he
must qualify with his knowledge of how to keep the females of the species in
check, and what a nerve taking his good lady up to ton thirty he must be the
man of steel himself, I know I get earache off my old woman if she can’t chat
to pedestrians as I’m driving along. Vote GOM for the position, all in favour.
thanks harry, long retired.
Brian has my vote Harry. GOM for wild wimmin trainer X,
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Now we all know Big Tops have their own lion tamer certainly a one man job,
I’m all in favour of our Brian taking on the position of wild wimmin trainer, he
must qualify with his knowledge of how to keep the females of the species in
check, and what a nerve taking his good lady up to ton thirty he must be the
man of steel himself, I know I get earache off my old woman if she can’t chat
to pedestrians as I’m driving along. Vote GOM for the position, all in favour.
thanks harry, long retired.
Brian has my vote Harry. GOM for wild wimmin trainer X,
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
It does make sense Dave, truly a brave man.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Now we all know Big Tops have their own lion tamer certainly a one man job,
I’m all in favour of our Brian taking on the position of wild wimmin trainer, he
must qualify with his knowledge of how to keep the females of the species in
check, and what a nerve taking his good lady up to ton thirty he must be the
man of steel himself, I know I get earache off my old woman if she can’t chat
to pedestrians as I’m driving along. Vote GOM for the position, all in favour.
thanks harry, long retired.
Brian has my vote Harry. GOM for wild wimmin trainer X,
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
It does make sense Dave, truly a brave man.
thanks harry, long retired.
Deserves a medal in my opinion Harry,as my Grandad said beware of women and nasty dogs, Stroke em but watch out for the bite !!!
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Now we all know Big Tops have their own lion tamer certainly a one man job,
I’m all in favour of our Brian taking on the position of wild wimmin trainer, he
must qualify with his knowledge of how to keep the females of the species in
check, and what a nerve taking his good lady up to ton thirty he must be the
man of steel himself, I know I get earache off my old woman if she can’t chat
to pedestrians as I’m driving along. Vote GOM for the position, all in favour.
thanks harry, long retired.
Brian has my vote Harry. GOM for wild wimmin trainer X,
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
It does make sense Dave, truly a brave man.
thanks harry, long retired.
Deserves a medal in my opinion Harry,as my Grandad said beware of women and nasty dogs, Stroke em but watch out for the bite !!!
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Just like I’ve said before Dave I wish I’d done a spot of Boozing with your Grandad
I might just have been a bit more worldly wise and possibly stayed single, no doubt
I would have been a long time “brown bread” but I bet I’d have croaked with a smile
on my face, come to think of it Dave your Gramps could have teamed up with Brian
in an advisory capacity making sense of the saying two minds are better than one.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Now we all know Big Tops have their own lion tamer certainly a one man job,
I’m all in favour of our Brian taking on the position of wild wimmin trainer, he
must qualify with his knowledge of how to keep the females of the species in
check, and what a nerve taking his good lady up to ton thirty he must be the
man of steel himself, I know I get earache off my old woman if she can’t chat
to pedestrians as I’m driving along. Vote GOM for the position, all in favour.
thanks harry, long retired.
Brian has my vote Harry. GOM for wild wimmin trainer X,
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
It does make sense Dave, truly a brave man.
thanks harry, long retired.
Deserves a medal in my opinion Harry,as my Grandad said beware of women and nasty dogs, Stroke em but watch out for the bite !!!
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Just like I’ve said before Dave I wish I’d done a spot of Boozing with your Grandad
I might just have been a bit more worldly wise and possibly stayed single, no doubt
I would have been a long time “brown bread” but I bet I’d have croaked with a smile
on my face, come to think of it Dave your Gramps could have teamed up with Brian
in an advisory capacity making sense of the saying two minds are better than one.
thanks harry, long retired.
My Grandad wasn’t a wise as three of his brothers who never married, but led quite lively lives.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
The three bachelor brothers erm’ a thought has just come to mind they
could always come on board again in an advisory capacity, but a bonus
could be arranged for every success, as you know there is always some
id er young and not so young fellah’ me lad thinking about marriage so
the three bachelor boys might just be available to give the prospective
groom to be a good stiff talking to and hopefully change their minds it
would lighten Brian’s load in years to come when wives try to become
partners in the marriage (cheeky mares) and the husband would need
his aid with the backing of your Gramps, Dave you must cover all the
probabilities in the advisory game, Dave you could be on a winner.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
The three bachelor brothers erm’ a thought has just come to mind they
could always come on board again in an advisory capacity, but a bonus
could be arranged for every success, as you know there is always some
id er young and not so young fellah’ me lad thinking about marriage so
the three bachelor boys might just be available to give the prospective
groom to be a good stiff talking to and hopefully change their minds it
would lighten Brian’s load in years to come when wives try to become
partners in the marriage (cheeky mares) and the husband would need
his aid with the backing of your Gramps, Dave you must cover all the
probabilities in the advisory game, Dave you could be on a winner.
thanks harry, long retired.
Alas Harry they died back in the 1960’s early 70’s. and two of them were real characters, one worked as a butler in service in London,the other in his younger days had worked as a groom for the Rothschild family and had the nickname Rothschild in later years,he worked on the tar plant at the Gore Quarry.He took with other staff, horses to Russia by ship whilst working for Rothschild,which must have in the 1920’s or 30’s.
The youngest one who also didn’t marry was disabled,but still earned a living working on the local farms.
No DLA or sick pay in those days.Both the older brothers would have enjoyed your company with a glass of the hard stuff.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I’m a married man I wouldn’t dare think about suggesting taking
the puter with me I get enough hassle for being on the thing at home
now if I suggested taking it to the skip she’d offer to drive me.
thanks harry, long retired.
You will have to devise a cunning plan Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I call my Missus X-ray Anna she says she can see right through me, and you
know what I think she can, at least I don’t get away with anything, so if I
tried to pull the wool over her eyes I’d likely come unstuck big time.
thanks harry, long retired.
Will have to get the man from Northampton on the case Harry,he seems to have a way with these wimmin.
Cheers Dave.
Nah Dave, Grumpy Old Man has the technique we all dream about for this problem. (I think he must still be paying BUPA or he’s braver than most of us on here ) Regards Kev.
All down to the training in the early days AND (very important) just give em a little victory now and again, lulls them into a false sense of security. It doesn’t have to be anything important but if they THINK they can get one over on you…keeps em happy for weeks.
For example, if there is a"domestic situation" just say “yes my love, you were right, I was wrong”…they’ll have an organism.
At all other times…treat em mean, keep em keen.
Thank god she doesn’t know how to drive a 'puter.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I’m a married man I wouldn’t dare think about suggesting taking
the puter with me I get enough hassle for being on the thing at home
now if I suggested taking it to the skip she’d offer to drive me.
thanks harry, long retired.
You will have to devise a cunning plan Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I call my Missus X-ray Anna she says she can see right through me, and you
know what I think she can, at least I don’t get away with anything, so if I
tried to pull the wool over her eyes I’d likely come unstuck big time.
thanks harry, long retired.
Will have to get the man from Northampton on the case Harry,he seems to have a way with these wimmin.
Cheers Dave.
Nah Dave, Grumpy Old Man has the technique we all dream about for this problem. (I think he must still be paying BUPA or he’s braver than most of us on here ) Regards Kev.
All down to the training in the early days AND (very important) just give em a little victory now and again, lulls them into a false sense of security. It doesn’t have to be anything important but if they THINK they can get one over on you…keeps em happy for weeks.
For example, if there is a"domestic situation" just say “yes my love, you were right, I was wrong”…they’ll have an organism.
At all other times…treat em mean, keep em keen.
Thank god she doesn’t know how to drive a 'puter.
Were you in the SAS Brian,you must have had some very highly skilled battle training to deal with wmmin !!!
Cheers Dave.
words of great wisdom brian , exactly what my old gramps taught me many years ago . women are never happy unless they think they have the upper hand , and the art is to help them to keep on thinking that while you do what you want anyway . i don’t claim to be a woman tamer to your standards , but i stick to the basic idea and manage quite nicely . you must admit to a certain satisfaction and even smugness when the plan works and she still thinks she is in charge . cheers , dave
I remember my Grandfather telling some young men, that a wife should be treated like baby, Cuddled, kissed, talked to, loved, put to bed and told to keep quiet and go to sleep.
