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[cattle_wagon_man]

Is there any truth in the lads old saying that the best type of catapult elastic came from a girlfriends knickers ?
…Just thinking ,…

Cheers , cattle wagon man.

[harry_gill]

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cattle wagon man:
Is there any truth in the lads old saying that the best type of catapult elastic came from a girlfriends knickers ?
…Just thinking ,…

Cheers , cattle wagon man.

hiya,
There’s a Ah’ but here CWN, it would all depend on how often you’d ripped
them off as to what strength was left in the “laccy” when I was a day or so
younger I made sure there wouldn’t be much power left, ger’ em’ off.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:
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cattle wagon man:
Is there any truth in the lads old saying that the best type of catapult elastic came from a girlfriends knickers ?
…Just thinking ,…

Cheers , cattle wagon man.

hiya,
There’s a Ah’ but here CWN, it would all depend on how often you’d ripped
them off as to what strength was left in the “laccy” when I was a day or so
younger I made sure there wouldn’t be much power left, ger’ em’ off.
thanks harry, long retired.

Fancy CWM coming on here and saying about knicker elastic,just after Ang had posted. Give ■■■■■■■ a wide berth Ang.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Don’t worry Dave, Ang most likely going for a thong!

[harry_gill]

hiya,
I’m going to change the subject a bit, my old mobile is getting knackered so I’ve
been looking (not too hard) for a replacement don’t want anything flash it would
be a waste with me, can’t be doing with all this touch screen stuff it wouldn’t be
ever used I wouldn’t know how, my current thing is donkey’s years old on “pay as
you go” and I don’t use twenty quid a year and don’t know how to text so that’s
why I only need something like me simple, the outfit I’m on with now is a little
known American Indian supplier and uses smoke signals, great unless it’s raining
then my fire goes out and leaves me without a signal.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

I have two mobile’s Harry,one on contract, the other on pay as you go. Had several replacements each time my contract gets renewed, but carry on with the old one. I have had a new battery in the thing. Like yourself I don’t want an all singing dancing phone, just the basic with a decent key pad. Tracy bought a new phone not long ago, just the ordinary key pad type from a Vodafone shop.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:
I have two mobile’s Harry,one on contract, the other on pay as you go. Had several replacements each time my contract gets renewed, but carry on with the old one. I have had a new battery in the thing. Like yourself I don’t want an all singing dancing phone, just the basic with a decent key pad. Tracy bought a new phone not long ago, just the ordinary key pad type from a Vodafone shop.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I was thinking of buying a refurbished phone from one of these cash and carry
places and swapping the chip thingy over, I don’t like these phone shop places I
went in once with the missus and couldn’t get away fast enough them trying to
sell her a phone (and succeeding) which took her forever to fathom out, Ah’ I’m
thinking of sticking with the one I’ve got Have got quite friendly with the local
Cherokee tribesmen so if I only use it indoors I should be ok maybe I’ll invest in
a new battery and some dry firewood.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
I have two mobile’s Harry,one on contract, the other on pay as you go. Had several replacements each time my contract gets renewed, but carry on with the old one. I have had a new battery in the thing. Like yourself I don’t want an all singing dancing phone, just the basic with a decent key pad. Tracy bought a new phone not long ago, just the ordinary key pad type from a Vodafone shop.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I was thinking of buying a refurbished phone from one of these cash and carry
places and swapping the chip thingy over, I don’t like these phone shop places I
went in once with the missus and couldn’t get away fast enough them trying to
sell her a phone (and succeeding) which took her forever to fathom out, Ah’ I’m
thinking of sticking with the one I’ve got Have got quite friendly with the local
Cherokee tribesmen so if I only use it indoors I should be ok maybe I’ll invest in
a new battery and some dry firewood.
thanks harry, long retired.

A lot of the older lorry drivers this way,just get the batteries on their phones replaced Harry. The same as us, they just want a basic functional phone.
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Bought my mam the Dora 612 simple easy to use phone big buttons large screen even she can use it

[harry_gill]

animal:
Bought my mam the Dora 612 simple easy to use phone big buttons large screen even she can use it

hiya,
Now that sounds about right for me Ang, not pink is it?? and does it
come complete with a sack barrow??.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

animal:
Bought my mam the Dora 612 simple easy to use phone big buttons large screen even she can use it

hiya,
Now that sounds about right for me Ang, not pink is it?? and does it
come complete with a sack barrow??.
thanks harry, long retired.

Now the Harry,you will be wanting air horns on the mobile next.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

animal:
Bought my mam the Dora 612 simple easy to use phone big buttons large screen even she can use it

hiya,
Now that sounds about right for me Ang, not pink is it?? and does it
come complete with a sack barrow??.
thanks harry, long retired.

Now the Harry,you will be wanting air horns on the mobile next.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A cowcatcher and spotlight bar on the sack barrow would be nice.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

animal:
Bought my mam the Dora 612 simple easy to use phone big buttons large screen even she can use it

hiya,
Now that sounds about right for me Ang, not pink is it?? and does it
come complete with a sack barrow??.
thanks harry, long retired.

Now the Harry,you will be wanting air horns on the mobile next.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A cowcatcher and spotlight bar on the sack barrow would be nice.
thanks harry, long retired.

Hi Harry,
Wanna buy a cow catcher AKA A bar and some spotlights, hardly used. Never caught a cow yet
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

I knew a chap who was just Harry, he told his mate that he was not in to mobile phone’s. He then pulled out a felt pen, and drew a dialing pad on his hand and then rang his home and talked to his wife. His mate said how on earth did you do that! Easy he said you just need the right connections.

[grumpy_old_man]

Restocked (courtesy of PO North Sea)
Grouse @ £13 a litre, Bowmore @ £24 a litre

Just back from a European jaunt with herself and the Jaguar. De restricted Germa autobahns■■? nowt to this old lad, (I chickened out at 130mph), herself was making strange squeaking noises and at one stage, when some pillock pulled out a bit late, I heard her mutter 'kin hell. I was quite shocked, she very rarely uses language like that.

[dave_the_renegade]

You clearing the cobwebs out of your Jaguar Brian, 130mph,no wonder your good lady muttered the eff word if someone cut you up .
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Did you have your handbrake on a little bit, Brian I did that in my old Mercedes, in the 70’s left Hemsbach in the morning after breakfast, to catch afternoon ferry from Calais, my god did the kms fly by.

[grumpy_old_man]

I thought I was doing well for an owd lad but still some of the fast German lads were coming past in their exotic machinery. It didn’t last long, too fast for me, I only did it to “impress” her. When I eased of I thought some of the names she called me were a bit harsh and unnecessary.

[dave_the_renegade]

Get a pair of headphones Brian, then you won’t hear the expletives when you are driving.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Brian when you can get them coming out with the expletives that they
normally wouldn’t use, you are sure doing something right my man I’d
have the game on getting my Missus to swear at me, she does raise
her voice on occasion, well most of the time really, I can live with that
I just unplug the hearing aid and bliss, but if she saw me doing that it
would no doubt start the profanities flowing, just keep mumbling Eh’,
now that really gets em’ going you might even learn a few new swear
words ideal when addressing coppers and ministry men.
thanks harry, long retired.