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harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Have given up Dave my operative has returned down at heel and an empty
basket she was overheard telling a friend that she was going to tell me to
get stuffed on her return home, that was just before she dumped all the
merchandise in the nearest litter bin.
thanks harry, long retired.

As a matter of urgency she needs a light beating. :unamused:

hiya,
Wouldn’t dare Brian, she fights back and I’m no longer capable of running.
thanks harry, long retired.

You could giver her a light beating with a low energy bulb Harry.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Have given up Dave my operative has returned down at heel and an empty
basket she was overheard telling a friend that she was going to tell me to
get stuffed on her return home, that was just before she dumped all the
merchandise in the nearest litter bin.
thanks harry, long retired.

As a matter of urgency she needs a light beating. :unamused:

hiya,
Wouldn’t dare Brian, she fights back and I’m no longer capable of running.
thanks harry, long retired.

OK, stop her ā– ā– ā–  ration for a week or so, usually brings them to heel. Within daysā€¦ā€œHarry my love, what’s wrong, what have I doneā€
Get a grip of her man :unamused:

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Have given up Dave my operative has returned down at heel and an empty
basket she was overheard telling a friend that she was going to tell me to
get stuffed on her return home, that was just before she dumped all the
merchandise in the nearest litter bin.
thanks harry, long retired.

As a matter of urgency she needs a light beating. :unamused:

hiya,
Wouldn’t dare Brian, she fights back and I’m no longer capable of running.
thanks harry, long retired.

OK, stop her ā– ā– ā–  ration for a week or so, usually brings them to heel. Within daysā€¦ā€œHarry my love, what’s wrong, what have I doneā€
Get a grip of her man :unamused:

hiya,
Wet myself, :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: at that one.
thanks harry, long retired.

They’re full of ā– ā– ā– ā– , every last one of em, don’t let em kid you, cut their ration and they panic. We’ve all heard it…" you men all all the same, it’s all you ever think about". Well piffle and balderdash to that, it’s good free entertainment when they get their ration cut. :laughing:

grumpy old man:
They’re full of ā– ā– ā– ā– , every last one of em, don’t let em kid you, cut their ration and they panic. We’ve all heard it…" you men all all the same, it’s all you ever think about". Well piffle and balderdash to that, it’s good free entertainment when they get their ration cut. :laughing:

I like your style Brian!!! :smiley: :smiley: I wish I’d met you on a night out. The modern drivers would get their eyes open I bet. Regards Kev.

hiya,
I know it’s not me at a spritely and good looking 77 but did we ever find
out who is the most elderly geezer on here.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:
hiya,
I know it’s not me at a spritely and good looking 77 but did we ever find
out who is the most elderly geezer on here.
thanks harry, long retired.

It was someone who was 82 Harry. I ain’t reading through 150+ pages to see who it was. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Well lads I had a birthday yesterday, 76 years old, :blush: :blush: :blush: still got my good looks. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Had a terrible time getting on line, the old laptop my daughter has, trying to sort it out! This laptop I some how lost my brouser, and could not connect to the internet, my mobile couldn’t keep my hotmail or trucknet on long enough to sent a message. But in the end I have got it to work and it is fast. First I found my Sky broadband was not connecting with my Hub with the wifi, I disconnected it, then re-connected, and it automaticley resets it’self, then I searched for a good brower Yahoo, downloaded and it got me Trucknet straight away. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Happy birthday xxxxxxxxxx

animal:
Happy birthday xxxxxxxxxx

Thank you Sweetheartxxx

hiya,
Happy birthday Norm and very many more of em’.
thanks harry, long retired.

Aye Norm Happy birthday & lots more to come , Regards Larry.

Only the Good die young so no danger for Norm he will have many many more happy years to look forward to,Happy Birthday Norm hope you have had an enjoyable day mate.Cheers hic!hic! Dennis.

Happy birthday Norm. 76 trombones keep on blowing. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Go on Norm Remember 77 Sunset Strip Eh Just go for it & enjoy, Regards Larry.

Dave the Renegade:
Happy birthday Norm. 76 trombones keep on blowing. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

I’ve just celebrated 66 at the end of July. I’m arranging a big ā€œdoā€ for my 85th, all you old fogies are invited!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: I’ll buy you all a drink. Regards Kev.

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:
Happy birthday Norm. 76 trombones keep on blowing. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

I’ve just celebrated 66 at the end of July. I’m arranging a big ā€œdoā€ for my 85th, all you old fogies are invited!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: I’ll buy you all a drink. Regards Kev.

I’m five months behind you Kev. A bit to far apart to have a joint party. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry ive just acquired a bottle of malt 46volt. Never had this one before, BRUICHLADDICH ROCKS, The RHINNS of ISLAY, None peated I will save some for the next tasting, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Looking forwards to the sampling Larry, I’ve often wondered how many
different makers of single malt there are and how many brands that are
produced, I do know that some distillers do one-offs occasionally and some
can cost hundreds of pounds a bottle, so I suppose I’ll never become legless
from sampling one of those batches.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry Ive just opened the Islay bottle, It tastes devine, It trickles down the old throat like nectar, Fit for a King, Or should I say fit for us old drivers whom have the taste buds for it, Im sure you will enjoy a shot from the old hipflask, Regards Larry.

Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry ive just acquired a bottle of malt 46volt. Never had this one before, BRUICHLADDICH ROCKS, The RHINNS of ISLAY, None peated I will save some for the next tasting, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Looking forwards to the sampling Larry, I’ve often wondered how many
different makers of single malt there are and how many brands that are
produced, I do know that some distillers do one-offs occasionally and some
can cost hundreds of pounds a bottle, so I suppose I’ll never become legless
from sampling one of those batches.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry Ive just opened the Islay bottle, It tastes devine, It trickles down the old throat like nectar, Fit for a King, Or should I say fit for us old drivers whom have the taste buds for it, Im sure you will enjoy a shot from the old hipflask, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Dribbling in anticipation Larry.
thanks harry, long retired.

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:
Happy birthday Norm. 76 trombones keep on blowing. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

I’ve just celebrated 66 at the end of July. I’m arranging a big ā€œdoā€ for my 85th, all you old fogies are invited!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: I’ll buy you all a drink. Regards Kev.

Thank you for the invitation Kev, I hope im still about, I know I will be very old , But the whiskeys will be on me Eh & we can all get ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  together, Regards Larry.