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animal:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Me thinks Master Harry has removed alot more than that in his time. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but not a word to his wife. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

I expect Harryā€™s good lady sussed him out years ago Norm. Probably had a better laugh with him than a lot of others.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Many years ago I asked a very attractive young lady what she looked for in
a man, she told me he would have to be able to make me laugh and Ohā€™ he
must have clean fingernails, I bought a new nail brush next day.
thanks harry, long retired.

And the job was a good un then Harry :question: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yes Dave it was pretty good even before I went to the expense of buying
the nail brush but I was only a lad and between marriages so quite legal.
thanks harry, long retired.

Instead of between jobs you were between marriages :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I reckon Ang has got something on you Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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animal:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Me thinks Master Harry has removed alot more than that in his time. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but not a word to his wife. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

I expect Harryā€™s good lady sussed him out years ago Norm. Probably had a better laugh with him than a lot of others.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Many years ago I asked a very attractive young lady what she looked for in
a man, she told me he would have to be able to make me laugh and Ohā€™ he
must have clean fingernails, I bought a new nail brush next day.
thanks harry, long retired.

And the job was a good un then Harry :question: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yes Dave it was pretty good even before I went to the expense of buying
the nail brush but I was only a lad and between marriages so quite legal.

Instead of between jobs you were between marriages :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

hiya,
Ang I was never between jobs unless you count finishing one job on Friday
and starting for a new outfit on Sunday or Monday, It isnā€™t like that now I
know, but it should be they were good times.
thanks harry, long retired.

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Dave the Renegade:

animal:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Me thinks Master Harry has removed alot more than that in his time. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but not a word to his wife. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

I expect Harryā€™s good lady sussed him out years ago Norm. Probably had a better laugh with him than a lot of others.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Many years ago I asked a very attractive young lady what she looked for in
a man, she told me he would have to be able to make me laugh and Ohā€™ he
must have clean fingernails, I bought a new nail brush next day.
thanks harry, long retired.

And the job was a good un then Harry :question: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yes Dave it was pretty good even before I went to the expense of buying
the nail brush but I was only a lad and between marriages so quite legal.
thanks harry, long retired.

Instead of between jobs you were between marriages :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I reckon Ang has got something on you Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Missed your post Dave we both posted at about the same time you just pipping me,
I donā€™t think Ang has anything on me or I hope she hasnā€™t and blackmailing me would
be a fruitless exercise after three marriages Iā€™m potless, that means she might treat
me to a very nice single malt the next time we meet, my pockets are always empty. :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Me thinks Master Harry has removed alot more than that in his time. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but not a word to his wife. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

I expect Harryā€™s good lady sussed him out years ago Norm. Probably had a better laugh with him than a lot of others.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Many years ago I asked a very attractive young lady what she looked for in
a man, she told me he would have to be able to make me laugh and Ohā€™ he
must have clean fingernails, I bought a new nail brush next day.
thanks harry, long retired.

And the job was a good un then Harry :question: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yes Dave it was pretty good even before I went to the expense of buying
the nail brush but I was only a lad and between marriages so quite legal.
thanks harry, long retired.

Instead of between jobs you were between marriages :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I reckon Ang has got something on you Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Missed your post Dave we both posted at about the same time you just pipping me,
I donā€™t think Ang has anything on me or I hope she hasnā€™t and blackmailing me would
be a fruitless exercise after three marriages Iā€™m potless, that means she might treat
me to a very nice single malt the next time we meet, my pockets are always empty. :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

I donā€™t think Ang would blackmail anyone Harry, and you know her so I would say you would get you single malt.
After that passionate kiss you gave her. I would say you canā€™t do no wrong in her eyes.
Cheers Dave.

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Well Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: it was a old grandad kissing a younger grandmother! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Watch it here comes Ang. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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You will need to watch out Norm, now that Ang is out on the road. She could pay you a visit.
Cheers Dave.

3787

Dave the Renegade:
You will need to watch out Norm, now that Ang is out on the road. She could pay you a visit.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
And Iā€™ll tip her off where he lives if he doesnā€™t behave himself, but Iā€™ve
no doubt ā€œThe Colleenā€ can give him a slap if he goes too far, I had a
thing going with a Colleen many moons ago and she could tame me if
it became necessary, she was only the size of two pennorth of copper.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
You will need to watch out Norm, now that Ang is out on the road. She could pay you a visit.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
And Iā€™ll tip her off where he lives if he doesnā€™t behave himself, but Iā€™ve
no doubt ā€œThe Colleenā€ can give him a slap if he goes too far, I had a
thing going with a Colleen many moons ago and she could tame me if
it became necessary, she was only the size of two pennorth of copper.
thanks harry, long retired.

Probably related to Barry McGuigan and punches harder than him Harry.
Cheers Dave.

3789

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
You will need to watch out Norm, now that Ang is out on the road. She could pay you a visit.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
And Iā€™ll tip her off where he lives if he doesnā€™t behave himself, but Iā€™ve
no doubt ā€œThe Colleenā€ can give him a slap if he goes too far, I had a
thing going with a Colleen many moons ago and she could tame me if
it became necessary, she was only the size of two pennorth of copper.
thanks harry, long retired.

Probably related to Barry McGuigan and punches harder than him Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yes Dave these Paddyā€™s can certainly pack a punch and being a female is
of no consequence, Iā€™ve been dunched a few times and she was only tiny.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
You will need to watch out Norm, now that Ang is out on the road. She could pay you a visit.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
And Iā€™ll tip her off where he lives if he doesnā€™t behave himself, but Iā€™ve
no doubt ā€œThe Colleenā€ can give him a slap if he goes too far, I had a
thing going with a Colleen many moons ago and she could tame me if
it became necessary, she was only the size of two pennorth of copper.
thanks harry, long retired.

Probably related to Barry McGuigan and punches harder than him Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yes Dave these Paddyā€™s can certainly pack a punch and being a female is
of no consequence, Iā€™ve been dunched a few times and she was only tiny.
thanks harry, long retired.

Itā€™s all the taters they eat Harry, it builds the muscles. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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I have heard that Ang floats like a butterfly, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and stung by a wasp! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
I have heard that Ang floats like a butterfly, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and stung by a wasp! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You will think you have been stung by a giant stingray if she gets hold of you Norm. :open_mouth: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
I have heard that Ang floats like a butterfly, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and stung by a wasp! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You will think you have been stung by a giant stingray if she gets hold of you Norm. :open_mouth: :wink: Ha Ha Ha you just ask her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: when you catch her.
Cheers Dave.

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Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
I have heard that Ang floats like a butterfly, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and stung by a wasp! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You will think you have been stung by a giant stingray if she gets hold of you Norm.
Cheers Dave.

:open_mouth: :wink: Ha Ha Ha you just ask her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: when you catch her.
I just put that in the right order of posts Norm. Me thinks you was trying to drop me in it. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
I have heard that Ang floats like a butterfly, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and stung by a wasp! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You will think you have been stung by a giant stingray if she gets hold of you Norm.
Cheers Dave.

:open_mouth: :wink: Ha Ha Ha you just ask her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: when you catch her.
I just put that in the right order of posts Norm. Me thinks you was trying to drop me in it. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Yep when cutting the grass last week hit a wasp nest & had multiple stings on my leg

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animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
I have heard that Ang floats like a butterfly, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and stung by a wasp! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You will think you have been stung by a giant stingray if she gets hold of you Norm.
Cheers Dave.

:open_mouth: :wink: Ha Ha Ha you just ask her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: when you catch her.
I just put that in the right order of posts Norm. Me thinks you was trying to drop me in it. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Yep when cutting the grass last week hit a wasp nest & had multiple stings on my leg

Donā€™t mention your leg to Normā€¦Ang he will want to come and rub it better with blue bag, thatā€™s what the Doctor told me to do when I was stung 16 times by wasps around the head and neck.
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
I have heard that Ang floats like a butterfly, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and stung by a wasp! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You will think you have been stung by a giant stingray if she gets hold of you Norm.
Cheers Dave.

:open_mouth: :wink: Ha Ha Ha you just ask her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: when you catch her.
I just put that in the right order of posts Norm. Me thinks you was trying to drop me in it. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Yep when cutting the grass last week hit a wasp nest & had multiple stings on my leg

Donā€™t mention your leg to Normā€¦Ang he will want to come and rub it better with blue bag, thatā€™s what the Doctor told me to do when I was stung 16 times by wasps around the head and neck.

Good old vinegar :laughing: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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animal:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
I have heard that Ang floats like a butterfly, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and stung by a wasp! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You will think you have been stung by a giant stingray if she gets hold of you Norm.
Cheers Dave.

:open_mouth: :wink: Ha Ha Ha you just ask her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: when you catch her.
I just put that in the right order of posts Norm. Me thinks you was trying to drop me in it. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Yep when cutting the grass last week hit a wasp nest & had multiple stings on my leg

Donā€™t mention your leg to Normā€¦Ang he will want to come and rub it better with blue bag, thatā€™s what the Doctor told me to do when I was stung 16 times by wasps around the head and neck.
Cheers Dave.

Good old vinegar :laughing: :laughing:

Blue bag would decorate your leg better Ang. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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I remember those Dolly Blue bags, Made by Reckkits, My dear old mam used to swear by them when washing the whites, I wonder if you can still get them,Regards Larry.

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Lawrence Dunbar:
I remember those Dolly Blue bags, Made by Reckkits, My dear old mam used to swear by them when washing the whites, I wonder if you can still get them,Regards Larry.

I can recommend them for reducing swelling for wasp stings Larry, but that was 50 years ago, just after I had left school and got stung after running over a nest with a Ferguson tractor. I did a 100 yards faster than Linford Christie and still got stung 16 times.
Cheers Dave.